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http://www.nololinhiv.org/ lol i just saw a commercial for this, had to post before i went to bed. wtf man. WRAP IT UP!

(22:26) HellaPantz: i dont know why everyone says ass nigga (22:27) nsmb: ass nigga is a suffix (22:27) nsmb: it can go after any diss or burn (22:27) nsmb: use it more frequently (22:27) nsmb: it becomes retarded (22:27) HellaPantz: almost said it at work hahaha (22:28) nsmb: this ol' peanut head ass nigga (22:28) nsmb: smellin like a bucket of fish ass nigga (22:28) nsmb: ding fries are done ass nigga (22:29) nsmb: it turns what you said, into what they are tc chattin ass niggas (where yall at?)

um.....i.... nope, i got nothing. that sounds so bad when u say it like that outloud to yourself. this has been eye opening to me, thanks you guys. never have I, so quickly, determined that what i am doing is a "sucker" move and i'm a "FAG" for "looking for a new place with a newly married couple". we can bottle this self help program and fucking sell it you guys. start a whole new section of oontz, called "CHECK YOSELF NIGGA!"

i didnt write a fucking novel u tard. but ur right about the boogie hands

yea but she's a sooner, the kid would come out a chud

sorry to bring drama to the oontz, just had to make sure MY head was on straight. thx guys.

my thoughts exactly bro, they want me out and this is their way of pushing me out. which is cool, cuz "why would you wanna live with a married couple?".... well, they were cool before they got married.... i used to have TWO roommates... something happened without me noticing. so i put this poll up, mostly for comedy, cuz everyone knows that shit don't fly. funny answers though. except for the raping one, that's a little disturbed. you need a hug.

Ok, here's the problem. I have two roommates, (guy n girl, they just got married). We're currently splitting the bills 3 ways right now (3 people = 3 ways). Lease is up, we're looking for a new place. New place is slightly more expensive but nicer. HOWEVAR.... Now because my roommates are married (joined as one in holy f*ckin union), at the new place we split the bills 2 WAYS - 50%/50%. Not 3 ways, but 2... me pay half, both of them pay other half. This is what they suggested to me. That since they "share everything" and I take up half the living area, I pay half they pay half. Is this fair in your opinion? What would you do in this situation? Your thoughts please....

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/051309dnmetshanks.1af67e75.html bitch is named SHANKS too, wtf

i feel i should grow a creepy mustache ( ) and secretly infiltrate their fraternal order of fuck heads. then i'll impose my will on unsuspecting people just minding their business and getting high in the park. you?

the oontz takes up most my internet time and im hardly ever on. fucka twitter. i think its for japanese girls.

i scrolled too fast and saw PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY ..... SHREK (?) im really not into the shaven vagina fetish, too Dateline NBC for me.

he owns a novelty dry erase board? im fucking lost

in texas? these fucks are from Texas? nah man, if it's bad rap you want, we're already taking credit for Mike Jones. if they're in Texas, blame it on FEMA. all kinds of shit gets washed in with the storm.

I can see your point. Two girls one cup is now the status quo. What's next? Robot secks. That's what.

Mexico has given us so much, I can overlook this one. I mean fuck, if our country can overlook Michael Jackson raping young boys (twice? or three times, i lost count), then we can certainly overlook Mexican pig fuckers getting us all sick. Here's a list of some of the best stuff to come from God's Blind Spot: 1. Girls Gone Wild Spring Break in Cancun 2. Ridiculous cheap pharmaceuticals 3. Texas (like mexico, but better food and paved roads) 4. Drug Wars (which will fuel the decriminalization of pot in the states within 10 years) 5. Day Labor (cuz fuck sitting thru the Home Depot DIY training, I need my tile done right) 6. Salsa 7. Day of the Dead (the skulls are wicked cool) 8. Cheech Marin (?) Ok that's all I got. Fuck you, Mexico is tits.

Mike Jones only sounds good screwed... in Houston, TX city limits. Rap fell off, btw. White people are no longer afraid of black people. We can understand your language, we can dress the part, and we bit your style so hard, it's not cool anymore. What's cool is "SAYIN-G THE WHOLE WOR-D LIK-E THI-S", and still producing mad lyrical stylez. Get it now? Don't ask stupid questions, open your eyes or google that shit or something.

Eh? Eh? Close. I'll keep looking...

word. why doesnt he say he used his welfare check to buy a grip of rocks too? shits bad and he wants to dick ride on the workforce - mad props douchebag.