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i totally want to see this fucking clip.... DAO approved? gotta be good.

yes you would. (mspaint at work, no photoshop)

thank you. leave it to boats n hoes to come thru with the real talk. aside from being a poppin off at the mouth corny BITCH, i'd hit it. you would to. if nobody was lookin.

tackle the gazzell. because it's all warm on the inside. going back to the "i like thick chics" thread. just saying, most yall niggas aint even fuckin. not nuthin. and if you are, good for you. you should be gettin more ass than a toilet seat. ima be real and say i'd dick this chick and all it would take it 4 shots of cheap whiskey and a bag of chronic. i've fucked worse. let the hating begin.

oh my fucking god i can't quit laughing. he's a walking meme :D :D :D :D :D

look, all i'm saying, is with enough beer... can you tell them apart? drink a 6 pack and posts your results. haha, that middle pic makes me laugh. almost looks like she'd whip her dick out and piss right there while cheerin on Dale Jr.

maybe I haven't been laid in awhile, but I'd smash. then use her credit cards. also, doesn't she look like lindsay lohan if she was on an all kangaroo diet?

that's honestly what we're paying in rent in the same sized house. wish i had good credit :) edit: also about the student loans. i had to rehabilitate mine last may, it took 9 consecutive payments of $119 to get it out of default. then nelnet picked it up, then is got picked up again my FSA Direct Loans. basically, it's able to be deferred again and my payments only $67/mo... for the next 12 years... :-/

I heard 20k is about par for the course in any house. Besides, putting 10k down on a 100k home is what got us into this mess.

BANTASTIC!

what the shit is this? man, im not laughing at this. seriously. you wouldn't laugh at this fool if he were really in front of you at the grocery store. you'd feel too bad to laugh. but, if he started runnin his little mouth, that's when I'd punk him out with a loaf of Wonder Bread to the face. prolly scramble his brain.

sucks. come to dallas. it's like... 2 hours drive. rent a car, i'll show you a good time. fuck oklahoma.... wanna be ass texans... you have to be THE only hot chick in OK. i heard you're a hottie anyways. pics or it didn't happen...

Hearing the streets eat away at your face made me contemplate the inequity of shotgun Susie and her training bra sized orchestra revealing themselves to be the holders of the key. The key? There was a time when all the rabbits wore sunglasses, forevermore seems to append the desires of the strangest cannibals. The thing is, we all know how many times it takes to get to the center of a lolli... pop goes Chris hansen and out comes a fed. Things like this shouldnt happen on a Monday night in my head.

you have to answer questions to get a hair cut? i hate it when... --- drawball gets hacked by 4chan --- my nutsack sticks to my leg in the summertime --- i use the bathroom at work only to find sloth in there destroying one of the toilets --- some dumb bitch ruins this thread for 2 pages with her aussie antics... mate --- my pay gets cut in half and my boss still talks shit to us daily --- after a hard night of drinking, you wake up in the morning and start jerkin the gerkin, then out of nowhere a fucking LEG CRAMP kills the good time along with your boner and wakes you the fuck up... drink a glass of water per pitcher next time --- when pandora stops playing music and makes you press a button --- macintosh... i'll never buy one of these pieces --- arab stores that won't let you use a debit card for purches under $3... now im supposed to carry janglin change to buy a blunt? then the bums hear me or see me with change and swarm me. fuck arab marts. /no racist --- ross... every pair of jeans bought from there fuck up on the belt loops. or im just a fatass im not sure which --- lunch is over and we have to have another fucking "meeting"... fucking fire us already so i can collect unemployment

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it doesn't make me want to buy Converse. does anybody else see the irony in advertising meme's to the very people that create them? im just saying. your all being played by the jolly horse.

i put them in this order: CONAN > LENO > LETTERMAN then for the b list... KIMMEL > FERGUSON > CARSON DALY (fucking twat)

i think wizards can be good or bad. like that movie with the little people walking thru trees and they meet the long beard hippie wizard? i like that movie.

whoa. i thought my pube chin was tops until i saw that.

HAHA YES! nigga stole my bike on ytmnd was what i was looking at when i came up with this lame ass screen name. the game looks fun, but traded wii for ps3. meh.

...again, LOL!!!

i just want to point out that i think it's hilarious that you turned "Straight Edge" into just "Edge". you're fucking exclusive dude. do you guys have a football team ? labels aren't to help you understand yourself. they're to help other people put you in a category, because they'll never really understand the little shining light inside of you buddy. now i'm gonna have a beer and hit this bong for you, in hopes that one day you'll come out of your shell and realize that you only live once. good luck, most don't make it out alive.

1. two chicks in a lake 2. a fat chick (...oh so you're better than me?) 3. ran over a street sign 4. shit myself drinking 5. punched a random guy at a bar 6. ate sushi there's a lot weirder shit that i've done more than once. .... I'll think of more.

hitchhikers guide to the galaxy sucked so fucking bad... although if i weren't funny and spoke with a British accent and had a camera, that's the results I'd expect. so fucking fail. dolphins fly away? i just knew there were jokes in there somewhere, I had to watch it twice to see if I missed anything. that fucking movie owes me at least two hours of my life back.

"AHHH HGHAAAA!!!" then why bother trying? admit your gay and move on.