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TWEKDUBS

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  1. You're mum had sexual relations with everyone in this thread
  2. Your a retard if you cant tell between sarcasm and ass kissing
  3. Take anything and everything thats free.
  4. Americans are so lucky ! its funny how people complain about 3.98 or however much rusto costs. The cheapest cans i can get in my country are like $8 or somthing like that. Rusto = 20 fucking dollars
  5. Just be straight stelth in and out no fuss Fuck the people watching ignore them dont even look at them
  6. Re: I shit my pants today. hahaha some of this .shit. is gold haha one time when i was about 14-15 i think my mum kicked me out for about 5 nights due to graffiti related charges etc and the dudes house i was staying at for almost a week rocks upto me in the morning and says o dude you gotta leave were driving up north in like 2 hours and im just like fuuuuck and i have breakfast and a shower a all that and they were gunna drop me home on there way to wereever the fuck they were going. At this time its about 10 mins after they were meant to leave ( they had to be there at a certain time to make a family function thingy ) And i feel a shit coming on like one of those realll creapy little fuckers that bounce up on you and im faced with this dilema do i go now and try shit all i can ( i always take my time in the toilet so its hard for me to powershit ) or just wait till they drop me home , anyway i decide ill wait so they drop me about 1 block from my house and i start walking holding my ass to prevent me soaking myself with the brown stuff and i feel it coming on again REAL STRONG to the point i have to sit down on the ground till it kinda goes anyway i do that and i get home and knock on the door my mums home and she comes to the door and says i kicked you out now your crawling back and im just like fuck mum im gunna shit on your fucking door step if you dont let me in , she dosnt take it literally and closes the door im thinking FUCK ! So i creep round to the window and get half way in a BWWWWWAROP shit creeps out my ass and all down my legs and im still tryna get into the window and shit and my mum hears me and tells me to fuck off. I had to sit outside with shit all down my legs for about 3 hours till she let me in.
  7. HAHAHAHA ^^ good one .....................:D :eek:
  8. Can someone hook me up with some stickers ?
  9. No cameraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  10. Any one keen to trade stickers with someone in NZ ?
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