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The Masturbating Ape

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  1. 10 10 10 is also 42 in binary, 42 being the answer to life, the universe & everything. Not a bad day to have your birthday.
  2. Fuckin dull tedious bastard. Not to mention cliched, "persue my dreams"? Jesus. Fuckin wet dreams probably.
  3. Also, being done in the butt hurts (I would imagine).
  4. This - Any man who isn't secure enough in his red-blooded heterosexuality to suck another man's penis for financial gain is clearly a closet nancy.
  5. Ostentatious displays of wealth, whether they take the form of big tellies, big cars, ludicrous robes which approximate clothing, differing only in that they are far more expensive are all, by definition, the epitome of vulgarity.
  6. I remember milk money lol, when we moved out of Manchester to this shite-arsed town called Rochdale, I was fuckin incredulous, like "What? People leave money on the fuckin doorstep? ". I felt it my duty to educacate the gullible fools in the ways of the world by pocketing it. Until the milkman and two of his minions gave me a few slaps. Happy days.
  7. ALMOST Feel sorry for the cunts after reading the last para of this http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/oct/09/insane-clown-posse-christians-god
  8. A slight digression - There were a few people in this thread boasting of having massive, fuck-off-big 50" tellies. Having an oversized television set is inherently a sign of poor taste. I can only afford a small one.
  9. Re: THE "HOLY SHIT I FUCKING HATE CHILDREN" THREAD............ Agree with the bloated mass of blubber & tallow on this one. My god-daughter's 4 and she's a top laugh, I love takin her to the park n library n shit, better company tham most adults. Again, nopedo.
  10. A paperboy at seventeen!!!???? Seriously, what the FUCK??:lol: :lol: :lol: I had a paper round when I was fucking ten. Cunt probably still goes trick or treating - With his fuckin mam.
  11. You're employing the word "sick" as an adjective meaning cool here, are you not, sir?
  12. This weapon dickhead, I doubt his story, looks to me like he's using this daft hacking query as a vehicle to push his anti muslim propaganda. As to whether any of it's true, I neither know nor care, but I'm fairly sure that the root causes of his Islamophobia can be traced back to the self loathing he feels over the fact that the idea of wringing the sweat of of a Tuareg bedouin's y-fronts into a half pint glass and taking a hearty gulp makes him tumnescent with desire. Probably.
  13. Anyone mentioned The Pumpkin Karver? It's shit but has comedy value.
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