Manute Bol Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 I just watched 4 guido's get punked off by some metal dude who had a neck beard. Obviously he was an instant win and I cheered him on as he beat up 2 of the 4 guido's man enough to fight. The best part of this story is when the cops came the guido's left a back pack behind, so I thought fuck it I'm gonna take that. I throw it in my car and screw, come to find out there are 5 tall boys of gansett, 9 bud lights, and the remains of a liter of captain which I already drank. Fuck yeah. good night. I felt this luck was so good it deserves a thread....any more good luck for you pieces of shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 found five bucks on the floor of the pub last night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Guido fights and free booze? Undeniable win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 ^ Yeah even I can't dney that';s some epic fucking win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SKUM:BUCKET Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 good shit!! i got a dumb guido in my DUI group right now. feel like breaking his face in half. but i need no more charges.. BUMP!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANGELDUST Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 my friend has insane luck. he got pulled over in an unroadworthy car, with stolen numberplates with 7 people in a 5 seater, all stoned with no license because he was driving in a bike lane. the cop told him to walk home and that he would be getting a court summons. ..he never got one and continues to drive.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 found five bucks on the floor of the pub last night! i found 10$ at the bar last weekend.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 It was a couple of years ago but I found a wallet with no I.D or anything in it and it had about £1000 in cash and some foreign money as well, althogether it came to about £1300ish so whats that about $2000? was a great day and I proceeded to get very drunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 I found some weed on the chair at the coffeshop pretty much everyday I have gone to one. Is that dumb luck or just some dumb stoners being retarded. Nice story though manute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnneh7 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 i found a blunt of headies in front of an office depot about a week ago. i gave it to a friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absolute.despair Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 a few half hours ago some mexican guy without a shirt on punched out this dudes window of his escalade then talked shit to my boy(who is the wrong person to open your mouth to) then almost received the worst beating of his life for it.... he got the luck when his boy rolled up with heat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 ive been on vacation at the beach in a suer plush house for a week now and it was free wooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 found a seal still full of coke in one of my cds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 CIPE NIW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 did this happen in/around thayer? i feel like if anywhere in RI, it'd be there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swineflu. Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 i have not being lucky laterly. karma's a bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 I've been lucky not to get herpes which is on the rise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted August 15, 2009 Author Share Posted August 15, 2009 did this happen in/around thayer? i feel like if anywhere in RI, it'd be there. Of coarse, they actually knocked over a table outside Andrea's with a bunch of glasses on it during the fight. Guido's, metal dudes, ghetto black people, wanna be ghetto black people, wiggers, club creeps, writers, upper class assholes, lower class scum bags, br0's, sluts, hipsters, and EVERYONE is drunk. Thayer St. is a pretty fun place at night. *I was going to add in all the mad smart Chinese kids who go to Brown but they don't come out at night, yet during the day the place is filled with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 I found my way back home last night without my glasses 2 in the morning. LUCKY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Narrowly escaping death dozens of times riding in cars with drunk drivers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 i found a $20 on the floor a few weeks back. im going to a club tonight...maybe i will get lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 IF I DIDNT HAVE BAD LUCK ID HAVE NONE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 …………………...„„-~^^~„-„„_ ………………„-^*'' : : „'' : : : : *-„ …………..„-* : : :„„--/ : : : : : : : '\ …………./ : : „-* . .| : : : : : : : : '| ……….../ : „-* . . . | : : : : : : : : | ………...\„-* . . . . .| : : : : : : : :'| ……….../ . . . . . . '| : : : : : : : :| ……..../ . . . . . . . .'\ : : : : : : : | ……../ . . . . . . . . . .\ : : : : : : :| ……./ . . . . . . . . . . . '\ : : : : : / ….../ . . . . . . .? . . . . *-„„„„-*' ….'/ . . . . . . ? ?. . . . ''''''| …/ . . . . . . . ./ . . . . . . .| ../ . . . . . . . .'/ . . . . . . .'| ./ . . . . . . . . / . . . . . . .'| '/ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .'| '| . . . . . \ . . . . . . . . . .| '| . . . . . . \„_^- „ . . . . .'| '| . . . . . . . . .'\ .\ ./ '/ . | | .\ . . . . . . . . . \ .'' / . '| | . . . . . . . . . . / .'/ . . .| | . . . . . . .| . . / ./ ./ . .|. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rice eyes Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 …………………...„„-~^^~„-„„_ ………………„-^*'' : : „'' : : : : *-„ …………..„-* : : :„„--/ : : : : : : : '\ …………./ : : „-* . .| : : : : : : : : '| ……….../ : „-* . . . | : : : : : : : : | ………...\„-* . . . . .| : : : : : : : :'| ……….../ . . . . . . '| : : : : : : : :| ……..../ . . . . . . . .'\ : : : : : : : | ……../ . . . . . . . . . .\ : : : : : : :| ……./ . . . . . . . . . . . '\ : : : : : / ….../ . . . . . . .? . . . . *-„„„„-*' ….'/ . . . . . . ? ?. . . . ''''''| …/ . . . . . . . ./ . . . . . . .| ../ . . . . . . . .'/ . . . . . . .'| ./ . . . . . . . . / . . . . . . .'| '/ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .'| '| . . . . . \ . . . . . . . . . .| '| . . . . . . \„_^- „ . . . . .'| '| . . . . . . . . .'\ .\ ./ '/ . | | .\ . . . . . . . . . \ .'' / . '| | . . . . . . . . . . / .'/ . . .| | . . . . . . .| . . / ./ ./ . .|. THIS kinda looks like a horse with a mullet! I never have much luck when it comes to finding things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyMoney Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 word to the bad luck....in the last few months i have lost my wallet, broken 3 pairs of glasses, got into multiple fights and gone to the drunk tank...hmmm..maybe i just drink excessively...............naaaaahhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 If it wasn't for bad luck. I wouldn't have any luck at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 i havent had any luck at all lately.. been job hunting for forever and a day now and keep coming up empty handed.. basically broke and i think my girl might be pregnant.... :o since we're on the subject of guidos, one of my homegirls baby daddy has gotta be the lamest one ive seen... hes basically a daddys boy and has his pops buy everything for him and "pretends" to sing.. he takes unknown singers songs and remixes them to his own... plus not too long ago she told me he almost got shanked at a party cause some banger knew who he was and knew he was false flagging... since then he hasnt left the house.. not even to the grocery store... heres his myspace i aint even gonna post pictures... feel free to harass him here... http://www.myspace.com/lethal8604 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 found five bucks on the floor of the pub last night! I found $20 on the floor of the pub last night. Real dirty money...had to be washed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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