laughslast Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Dear northern Nevada, You are gorgeous. True story. -laughs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 dear laughs like almighty said its diffrent up here.. its been nice but going to be could and rainy again.. souls dear mr almighty it has been nice but the wind is fuvking with my head today souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Dear almighty & Souls HI. ps. the weather was beautiful today here. little breeze, and just a hint of summer. . Dear period. as much as I dont like you, you need to come. Ive been waiting for like 2 weeks for you. this whole PMS deal aint cool..and im pretty sure others around me will agree. random acts of crying-complete bitching at people for no reason. and craving shit I really dont need. c'mon now. XXL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 dear smdubinsky, i thought you had one of those little metal coils that allow a chick like one rag a year or some crazy shit like that? -NoesY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Dr noesky, you must have not been paying attention in sex ed.. it blocks my fallopian tubes.. nothing to do with the shedding of my uterus. trust me, id rather not have anything to do with it. - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Dear asthma al, YAY! Success, but it wasn't easy, and it's just the beginning. Let's go to a game! -seyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivouno Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 dear nsmbfan, my bad for not coming through about making plans to party like white boys. next week will have to do. vivo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 dear thread, experiment: i'm not drinking anymore as of immejutly. any advice? whos done this before. -INJ. EDIT: this means, however, that i'm picking up tex-mex food again. Possibly french fries in time for summer and old bay seasoning. i'll be in touch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 dear random girl offering lap dances at the 19km of my 21.1 km run this morning, your effort(and boobs) were appreciated but couldn't you have done it after the finish line? exhausted schniztel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Dear Dear ________, Stella Cidre makes for a sleepy drunk but it tastes SO good. I'm all about it. -grdre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 dearset grd... i need a drink now thatnks.. souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 dear job, thanks for letting me work 71 hrs this week. i needed the money. -sW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Dear Mexicans, Stop making my fucking tacos gringo style. I've been going to you mother fuckers for four years now, why all of a sudden you're putting tomatoes and lettuce on them, and not the cilantro and avocado sauce? That's why I go to the truck now, instead of your carts, they still hook me up with healthy portions and no gringo bullshit. Chinga tu madre, Earl Dear New Building up the street, My girlfriend and I have happily dubbed you the "White People Building." Please don't encourage the taco cart people to gringo up my fucking tacos! Chinga tu madre, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Dear Weatherman, Did you just fucking say 'snow'? you do realise this IS Las Vegas, and it IS mid May..and your gonna 'ps' it with Next Tuesday will be back up to 92? See, I'm not the only one with extreme mood swings. Dear Solo Artists, May is National Masterbation Month. (just May?) I didnt know we needed a month to dedicate to this. Dear Life, You're pretty Fucking awesome. SM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 dear energy level can we maintain? i feel like a manic depressive these days !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 dear rain, go the fuck home you lingering asshole! we dont want you here no mo! -Cags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 ^yeah. dear weather wtf? tons of rain. tons. makes me think we'll be brutalized this summer don't do it !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Dear Yardies, Cat calling at wimmins in the street, in the middle of the day, will not get you your dick sucked. -grd Dear rain haters, rain is all kinds of awesome, enjoy the petrichor and smile -grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Dear weather, The more you rain, the more I love you. I always seem to feel ill when it's hot and sunny. The colder the better, -seyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 dear grd and seyer, normally rain doesnt bother me, but its gonna be here all week, and looks like the weekend too, and im supposed to be going camping in a tent in a few days... no bueno. its also prevented me from having any outdoor fun. im bored damnit! haha. -JCags. PS: however, while sitting in a square the other day in the rain.. i was feeding little sparrow type birds (i dont know what they were) cookie crumbs from my hand.. dudes would just hover inching closer until they could snatch it up and fly away. little did i think that once i fed one, like 8 more would come over.. some people were looking at me like i was the pigeon lady from Home Alone 2.. others were all like "AWW." -Cags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Dear JC, there is so much wrong with all of that. First, camping sucks, had we been meant to camp they wouldn't have invented hotels. Luckily, there is an easy fix to your camping and rain woes...alcohol. You need to get so obliterated the fact you're sat in a wet field seems bearable. Second, birds are evil. Stop feeding them. Don't forget, acquire alcohol, disregard rain. -grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Dear grd, WHAT!? Camping rules!! -kobe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Dear grd, make me a bird, so i can fly far, far far away from here. dear grd, make me a bird so i can fly far, far far away from here. but seriously, camping is sweet.. however, if its gonna rain, im not sleeping in the tent, i'll stay in my car haha. -Cags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Dear Kobe and JC, You couldn't be more wrong. What exactly do you have against indoor plumbing and comfort? -grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 dear oontz i've slept outside but i've still never been camping. meh. !@#$% dear anyone who has been to the bahamas is it nice? thinking about poppin over for 2 days gotta get to the hot beach !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 dear symbols, i hear many good things about the bahamas, i have a aunt who went there one weekend a month for like 2 years. dear grd & symbols, its not so much the sleeping outdoors thing, i can actually do without the mosquitos and smelling like fire and shit.. but where we're going theres a 45-50ft bridge to jump off, and a rope swing that goes off a clay cliff into a river thats about a 20ft fall.. thats the fun part.. especially when you're wasted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 dear fire why the fuck do you smell so good whilst burning and smell so awful when you've permeated clothes? !@#$% dear cagney thanks for the tip i cannot help but think of cagney and lacey when i see your name i watched that show when i was a lil girl !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 dear symbols, :lol: at cagney and lacey.. 100% agreed on fire, once that shit gets in my clothes a headache is inevitable for me. so gay. -J. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Dear grd I agree camping sucks, my wife and son really want to go camping but I really dont want to, I dont think in a family situation I can drink a tonne of booze and fall assleep face down in a field. Evolution people, it is why we have heating!! I didnt even camp when I was at glastonbury, I just wandered around drinking and taking drugs til I collapsed somewhere, came to and carried on partying! Dear Sinuses/Head stop fucking hurting so much, you made me feel like I was gonna collapse earlier. If I could remove my head and swap it for someone elses I would. My body hates me! Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 dear oontz people maoning aboot camping and rain... you're all a bunch o' fuckin' poofs... man up ya fuckin' paps... we hae rain pissin' doon here for 50 weeks of the year and it comes through the windows too... so not far off camping all year round... also i went to the doctor today to tell him i feel depressed... he told me; "yir no depressed, yir fuckin' scottish... now fuck off" dear wife... well done on your degree... you deserve it. rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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