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Dear nbb,

Um ok. Well everyone has their hobbies. Those really are my girls boobies. She was stoked on the list and sent them to me. Actually a bunch of chicks showed me boobies when i said i needed a pair for the scavenger hunt. I should get them on the oontz for you

 

-laughs

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Dear NBB

 

stop-snitching.jpg

 

-grd

 

Dear laughs,

 

I'm secure enough in my sexuality to appreciate a great pair of boobs when I see 'em.

I've tried to do the photo hunt thing but I always forget what's on the list and I can't even find my camera. I'd ruin the thread with phone flicks and half assedness.

 

-grd

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dear local uni...

 

 

please give me teh joab...

 

 

i am over qualified for the fucker... there is not much i am over qualified for other than amature drinking, and wankin' a layer o' skin off my fuckin' toby...

 

 

 

 

 

dear american government...

 

 

how the fuck do you teach seals to use guns?!?!?

 

they dinna even hae fuckin' fingerz yi fly bastards...

 

 

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWLF

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dear mom

 

you really are the best. thanks for everything youve ever done for me, i hope you know how much i appreciate you. i think 2pac said it best. but seriously, i love you and cant tell you how thankful i am for the life youve given me.

happy mothers day

youre sometimesfucksuppieceofshit daughter

but i try

edoggggggggggggggggggggy

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Dear Monday,

 

Up until 1:30 you were all kinds of awesome, with extra awe even. Why'd you have to change?

 

-grdeafeated

 

Dear mister plumber man,

 

Really though? No, but...really?

 

-/yesmad

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dear wedgetheronin,

 

its understandable that you only lurk the nonsense thread and untitled after getting negged in the what does this girl smell like thread...but im sayin man you can contribute to the nonsense thread with no fear my dude..or hell man i'll just let you use my screen name like i did with my friend alfred a two years back..

 

sincerely elis the derelict master 6

 

 

 

p.s

 

two new windwalker sightings...

 

:::windwalker::::

god tier derelict

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windwalker is a god tier derelictmon not much is known about this creature aside from he only is seen when there is a storm or strong wind.

 

recent sightings have confirmed that he is in fact a plant based derelictmon

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see how he is rooted to the ground and using photosynthesis for nutrition

 

abilities::

it is said in legend that the windwalker walks at a tilted back 45 degree angle because his mere existence effects the weather in such a way that there is always wind blowing at him..we are unsure if he has the ability of flight or not.

 

other abilities include standing at the downtown park and using his guitar to sing at high discordant levels, possibly to attract a mate but one can never be sure.

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Dear moogle?,

Oh lord. That shit is funny as hell.

 

Hey mass.

Im still on king fantastic but a lot of outkast lately.

I love reggae so i like to start off with some max romeo or sister nancy.

I feel you on the fab tip maybe even on the wiz khalifa a bit. It reminds me of work though and hot days in the sun. Although its thundering now.

Anyways here are some links to the awful shit ive been perpetuating.

 

 

 

http://thekingfantastic.com/music/

 

If your into this sort of thing.

Horns and soul and stuff

 

So excited for summer!

 

Ha dont judge me:b

 

And bambu

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dear Grd...

 

did a plumber hit you with a great big fuck off bill?

 

if so you should bang his coupon...

 

they're all a bunch of stinkin' shitey bastards... i know a great deal of plumbers, but i can't think of one that i would let near water. they're all R.A.F

 

rolf

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