!@#$% Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 dear IR and sp i got a response. hopefully y'all should be VIP any second now. anyone else lemme know. hopefully they check this thread. !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 dear school, fuck you very much. could i not fail any classes this semester please? My GPA will be abysmal and i respect that, i should have taken a different major, i know. deal with it. if i could switch majors and graduate on time i would but i cant even fathom how much more in debt that would put me. Same with taking medical leave, i would but then i'd A ) get fired from the job i have next year B ) lose my place of residence next year and C ) all-around screw myself. puto maricon escuela. i cant wait to be out of this place! - INJ. dear female-type, hi. i'm deeply sorry you see me at my worst most of the time and you earn unlimited bonus points for still staying around when a lot of other people would have ditched. it sucks that i really have just one more semester with you, and because of that i can't date you - like you said, "long-distance is the wrong distance," and i totally agree. you keep me going most days. but - i wont ever admit that. I'm gonna miss you dude. grateful, INJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 dear self... you been doin' well layin' off the beer through the week, look at all the fat you lost off them fuckin' fabulous man boobs of yours and various other places... have a couple tonight at beatclub... dinna go fuckin' daft though... dear runine... stop being such a willy woofter and no one will hurt your feelings... Rolf Ha-Ha! Haggis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 dear !@#$%, thanks for looking out, you're a Mod amongst Mod's. I_R dear Rolf, latest acquisition $40shipped ebay po-polo I_R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 wordup IR. dear weed dealer call me back. i might actually run out tomorrow. c'mon sun. other dood is in cali. !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Dear I_R... that's tuff as a nun's muff... here's my latest £60 in the sale... not too bad. p.s. any further forward on that documentary? rolf lauren Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 dear xavier, stop telling people that you "do graffiti", you're very bad at it. mass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 Dear SM, I love pink! Hope you had a good Monday! Laughs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 Dear big girl at my work, If I hear that Peter Griffin style laugh at an inappropriate time again, I might snap. boo-urns! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 Dear 12ounce addiction, sorry i've been neglecting you. sorta being productive last couple days. may or may not be a permanent thing. my neck already feels better not staring down at you on my computer screen for hours on end. -Noesr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 DEAR SM, TIMING IS RIGHT! GLAD MINE WAS HAHA. SUPERMOON WAS RAD. TELL YER CO-WORKERS I SAID WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATUPP HAHAHA. -PIZZZZZY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 Dear 12oz, On the eve of my 5,000th post, I'd just like to say thank you for all the lulz and bullshit over the past 6 years. I'm about to make a gaudy self promotional thread, instead of going to bed. -Realism 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 dear anyone, does anyone know the techno group that played on Skins last night and an episode a while ago? RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 dear computer, i swear to fucking god i will kill you. blow it out your dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 dear sleep, miss you <3 -INJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 Dear fellow 12ozers, Have anyone of you had a dream about 12 oz? I had a dream (insert smartass MLK.jpeg here) There was this 12oz plane. we were all in it. flying all over the world, picking up members at each stop. like stopping in front of their house to get them. It was one of them bi-level planes, real fancy (cuz we all are). I believe Earl and !@#$% were pilots. (but on some Airplane! the movie level) I recall seeing bloodfart, casek, souls, almighty,noesky(why did you bring a basketball?),pizzy. some interaction more than others, some parts i will leave off the thread, a bunch of pansy fools who were scared to announce themselves, and some people i was avoiding. buuut..you had to pay to use the internet, and also pay to use the bathroom. hmm. it seemed like the longest fucking dream i have ever had toomuch12ozbeforebed. we have now reached your destination, it's been a pleasure flying with you all. eS eM 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 dear SM AHAHAHAA nice! i have had an oontz dream, but not in ages can't even really remember it nowhere near as awesome as yours.. on my plane though babe, you can always pee for free :p now please return your screen to it's upright position !@#$% dear WD thanks for calling me back that was a nice lil sack though it was slightly disconcerting pulling up and seeing 3 cop cars right by your house !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 Dear sm, That's the best thing I've read all day Laughs Dear !@#$% That would have had me tripping out Laughs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 dear SMXXL... funny you should say that. i had a wierd dream last night where i was on my crap-top and seen CaliG come back as a moderator, i had however been to the gym where i drank some super expnsive nitrous oxide suppliment, then went to a firends hoose where i drank beer and smoked cannibis, i am blaming this for the dream as i am in denial as to how much time i spend on teh oontz. rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 dear calig someone told me you'll come back one day as a mod dream predictions better be true haha !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 Dear ipod, I seem to have misplaced you. Please come back. Dear smdubbs Fly the friendly skies. Dear souls Drunk? -almighty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SQUIRREL Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 dear birthday. whats up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 dear might mighty almighty drunk was last night... lost phone found and lost it again.did a nate dogg tribute scayoake at the el cotslezzy.....now my head hurts. have a softball game for the kiddo in a few hours .... souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 dear smdubb dubb lols lolssss souls of the hangover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 Dear hangover souls And I had to miss nate dogg tribute due to work...fuuuu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegrape Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Dear Squirrel, Happy birthday & alluhthat. -grape 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 DEAR DEAR THREAD, WHATS POPPPPPPIN GUIZZZZEEEEEEEE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SQUIRREL Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Dear Squirrel, Happy birthday & alluhthat. -grape wheres my present? ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 mr alll mighty now my nate dogg tribute had a c walking tcg as my back up singer / dancer....tongans for the win.. the door whore was scared .. comedy shit. 24 yr old harry potter virgin gamer as a bouncer.. souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 dear sleep, come the fuck on already!!! <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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