redeyedanimal Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 dear internetz, you confuse me. People are not who i think they might not maybe be but are who they might not seem like they aren't?!? And where in the world is Carmen SanDiego? -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 Dear naked city sandwich shop, You're closed?! Forever? No!! Laughslast Dear LL not laughing now are you.. nbb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 dear oontz... what the fuck is going on here? i smell deep anger and unrest, and a possible uprising against the mods... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 RU you made me think of Dunkin Donuts !@#$% pizz phew. i feel better . :D rolf isn't that how it always smells round here? !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 dear symbols... hmmmm...perhaps. or perhaps worse... depending on the amount of tampons floating aboot... dear suki... where the fuck have you been?!? rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 Dear nbb, Eh had fish and chips instead. But the guy said he is opening a Venezuelan restaurant. Hopefully its newer, bigger and better:) -laughs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 Dear ex, youre shady. ima do me, you do you. /meth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facemeltAAARGH Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 Dear thread, A must watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82Bu5aUfCQU 'cha boy, FMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 dear oontz, a moment of silence for the god biggie smalls. shot and killed this day fourteen years ago. Rest In Power man. _noesky 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 dear thread, i think suki got one of those systems down like chubbs. she checks th oontz like once a month and lives one of those normal lives that everyone keeps telling me to get. RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 dear suki are r in town st paddys day???? drunken town fest? souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 dear bird... shut the fuck up aboot it... i told you it's completely out of my control... yet you still seem to want to make me feel like i'm an arsehole aboot the whole thing. give it a fuckin' rest. way to put a downer on the weekend... dear symbols... one day, i will purchase some of those things you seem to desire so much but only on certain conditions... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyerusPapyrus Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Dear Rosie and Scotty, I looked in my rearview mirror today and saw a fat person eating what looked to be a twinkie. Does that count as cake? It seems like cake product.. -Eyerus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Dear JAYO MISDEMEANOR, Go to CVS, spend the 6 bux on a bottle of midol for those female cramps pahtna. Get off my dick you lame. Your Pal, Noesr Of Noesyville Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 chamillionaire, that new track 'Charlie Sheen' you're about to drop is cornier than deer shit. Prepare for the hate. -red. Dear employer/manager, not taking pride in work is one thing, that's your choice. I disagree with it, but it is your choice. But not leaving the station AT ALL prepared for the next day, when i have to come in, really pisses me off. We both know i do this better than you do, you just happened to have the connections before i did to get the in. I'll take this art further, with more precision and authority than you ever will, trust. If you fuck me like this again, i'm going solo and stepping my game up to crush you personally. -ResistingEmoweredAuthorityConstantly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Dear BRACKBOATSHOES, Hi -seyomuthafuckinyayo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 dear guy i splashed on my way to school this morning, i swear i think you drowned. anyways my bad. no hard feelings i hope. mass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 dear ex, you were a catch, and some how legit loved me for my ginormous flaws..why the fuck did i fcuk things up...this is gonna haunt me for a while... freaks /noemo just lost in thoughts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Dear Freak, I feel ya. /meth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Dear best friend, Hey girl. Sorry your boyfriend didn't get jets. does this mean you're coming home? I'll bring you rhubarb pie and we can go shoot SHIT in the desert Laughsmissesherbestfriendsoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Dear freak, Was she devastated when you fucked things up? Hope she'll let things go well again between you two. -seyseysey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 dead headcold, fuck off. sincerely, public Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Dear best friend, Hey girl. Sorry your boyfriend didn't get jets. does this mean you're coming home? I'll bring you rhubarb pie and we can go shoot SHIT in the desert Laughsmissesherbestfriendsoner Dear LL He was buying jets? Multiple? Crazy Nbb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Dear eb, Hi, how's life? -seyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Sey, Meh Eb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Dear Nbb, Nah, no jet purchases. He was trying to fly them. Went to school for it but he's in the airforce so he got put in cargo So what's up? How was you're day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 LL, Not much. Sending texts to smxxl even though I know shes busy and watching gangland. Nbb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obnoxious Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Dear ex/bm I know we havnt talked in about 5 Months.. I really wish you can stop being a selfish bitch and actually let me see my seed for once. I know I fucked up but it was you who fucked Up first. I didn't want things to be this way honestly. I'm not gonna lie I do miss you and would be lying if I said i dont feel anything anymore. Hopefully it's not to late to Atleast build up some relationship with you. But I don't see that happening.. I should have been there for you thru out your Whole process.. I Atleast hope you do quit being an angry bitch. I miss my seed... Nohomo/suicidalness. Just hurting.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Dear Obnoxious, I'm so sorry man. I don't know what I would do if I had a kid and couldn't see them. Sometimes people are hella spiteful. Before my friend went to Afghanistan his ex wouldn't let him see his daughter. I hope reason takes over and she at least let's you see your kid Dear nbb, Really? Tell sm hi! Laughs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Dear Life, you are fucking amazing right now. My co-worker asked me the other day.."are you in Love?...do we need an intervention"? because i've been coming to work on that natural high. it has absolutely NOTHING to do with a boy (this time) you're just treating me sooo good. Dear NBB, I was not watching gangland..I am one of those who get absolutely consumed by news when tragedy hits. but i was texting back. smile. Dear Laughs. sup girl. (he didnt tell me hi, on your part) Dear Casek. Im framing that awesome fucking picture. its perfection. Dear Vegas. you're looking pretty fly right now Love lOve loVe lovE ese eme X times 2 hockey stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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