Rolf Harris Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 dear Grd... you sound like a ginger... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Dear Rolf, hah I know, right? To be fair, my year thus far has been REALLY fucking shitty. And if I can't have a whine to strangers on the internet I'm going to have to start paying for therapy and frankly all my extra money is ear marked for shoes and summer festivals :) /moaningminnieoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schizophrenic. Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 dear allergy season, why did you creep up on my door step this week? you're making me sneeze, get bloody noses, and can't sleep well-___- please never return your friend, schizophrenic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 dear grd word, but i think that's one of those situations where you're not really missing out. !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 dear oontz, where's my green name? This is the second time, not sure if my privacy settins/virus protection might be causing it, just want to clear things up. I'll do a screengrab of the paypal screen if needed... Please be in touch soon, i want the vipS. -red. Dear new 'responsibilities', easy money for the fucking win. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 dear ups where are the things i ordered? abcs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billhanus_theanus Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 dear trix cerial , why the fuck did you take away the good trix they used to make with all the sugar and make these lil colored balls with 50% less sugar and calories and taste ... its tastes like shit and i stopped eating them years ago.. i hope you fuckers go bankrupt and out of buisness .. and im sure buisness plummetted since u made the healthcrap ones .. i dont know what year iT changed but im guessing 5-6 years ago... kids these days will never know how good trix used to taste , they just eating on low sugar colored balls... ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 dear bill anus you're banned for only 5 days when you come back don't make it permanent !@#$% redeye yup, sowwwy. tryin !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 Dear today, http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DVohN-IemIHs%26feature%3Dyoutu.be&feature=youtu.be&v=VohN-IemIHs&gl=US --laughs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Dear ex-girlfriend, Please leave me alone, and stop texting me asking how many sluts I've fucked since we broke up, just know that it's about to hit double digits. fuck you, -fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 Dear dada, you are all kinds of awesome, happy fathers day!! /favouritedaughteroner Dear Fathers of 12oz, happy fathers day to you, I hope you all got breakfast in bed, an abundance of socks and liquor. -grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 dear dear dear dear dear deer thread.... i hope i am not the only one on here who still has no life... (i just heard that make a big fuck off echo...) /nodolphin... needingsleephighdrunker Rolf... dot dot fuckin' dot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 dear lady, knowing all the words to "regulators" is, in fact, a turn on. + 300,000 points -INJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 dear bff damn you're awesome !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Dear algebra, You are my sworn enemy, and you are giving me hell this summer. -me Dear cousin, You're a total bitch, if you don't want people to see what's on your mind, then DON'T PUT IT ON FACEBOOK. Don't get all hurt because I read it and your step mom found out. Deleting me from your friend list isn't gonna do a thing. Try to re-add me, I dare you I'll block you from that shit. You're like 32 years old anyways, what the fuck are you doing on a facebook?! Shouldn't you be taking care of your daughter that you raised to be an asshole like yourself? Fuck you bitch I never liked you in the first place you fake boobed ass nigga. -MS.SEYER Dear LA trip, PLEEEEEASE take all these problems away from my mind for the weekend! I really need you to, you have no idea. -desperado Dear Luis, Where the hell are you? :( -gf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 dear seyseysey haha i HATED algebra and did not do well in it at all. imagine my surprise when i eventually completed Calculus II. keep your head up and let me know if you're got ??s haha that fbook rant is funny. aren't people dumb? !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Dear !@#$%, Yes, math is my worst enemy. This is why I can't graduate yet, it's pretty sad. This is like the 3rd time I'm taking the same class, and with the help of the professor, and with tutoring, nothing seems to do the trick. I am pretty certain that I have a learning disability when it comes to numbers. And yes... people and especially my family are that dumb. This rowdy ass cousin of mine needs to know her place and when to shut the fuck up. -seyooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 seyer, algebra is easier for me when i substitute real life things for the variables; ie - x = cans and y = caps type thing. Make it more easily relatable to your life by substituting items for letters. I suck at geometry, real bad, no spacial relations at all. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marz1 Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 dear high school, good riddance -dre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Dear 12oz, Is there a "Movies that make you want to kick your TV" thread? --Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Dear Sey- Red has a point, algebra has nothing to do with numbers really, its logic type shit. If im wrong, I dont mind someone correcting me, because I barely passed that shit either. I could always come up with the answer, but had the hardest time showing my work on how I got there. This is why I wasn't able to really help my kid with it, but she made it through pre-calc last year with a B, so something clicked. good luck-yiou deserve a trip. ps-does that make me to old for FB as well? S+M {X3 - L} Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Dear red, That makes sense. Maybe I should try doing that more often, it would probably make me more interested. I am the total opposite, I'm pretty good with Geometry, I have no clue why but it just is easier for some reason. -seyer Dear SM, This is why I graduated highschool after taking two years of math. Geometry was my last stop, and algebra would have kept me there. Oh and you're not too old for FB since you're raising your child well! My cousin is something else. She rather pick getting shit faced on a random monday night with a man she met on craiglist rather than take care of her 13 year old daughter who is starting to become just like her. On that note, I can't wait to leave for LA Friday! -seyoo Ps: I'm not on fb for now, I will be back once the craziness goes away =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 sey, i failed pre-calculus, which is just glorified algebra, so i know where you are coming from. i had to beat my head against a wall to get it physics really helped me with calculus bc as redeye says, substituting the numbers for more practical things while you're thinking about it in the abstract really can help a lot. this guy's calculus book also really helped me immensely, there is no way i can go off about all the things i could help with here, so i will recommend this inexpensive book since you are already taking tutoring help http://www.amazon.com/Bob-Millers-Algebra-Clueless/dp/0071473661/ref=pd_sim_b_1 it's only $11 or steal if from somewhere, and let me know if it helped. !@#$% dear facebook i used to think you were some bullshit timewaster and stauts update crap! i was on there but never sure if i liked it then, i stumbled onto the dogs since discovering the myriad ways i can help dogs; find homes for them dontae to causes, help sick ones, spread the word about em etc i feel much better about using you as a tool rather than a way to fuckoff guess you aren't total crap that said, it's taking time away from other shit i'd like to be doing, like learning to quilt, making clothes, crocheting and painting. oh well. !@#$%/never too old to help animals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 dear earl, what movie made you wanna kick your tv? -J. dear bacon egg and cheese on toast, i've eaten you just about everyday this week, i fuckin love you. marry me. -Cags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 dear self...be more social nurga..apparently only your fams and ur best bud know that its your 24th bday..haha i do find it funny tho. freaks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 dear freakeenyc, happy bday. you took the first step. Now tell the world. I_R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Dear Freak- now the Dear_______ thread also knows it's your birthday, so happy born day dude! go do something fun and out of the norm for you. -SM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Dear Freak Happy Birthday mate, I'm tthe same only my family and 1 or 2 friends knew it was my birthday at the start of the month. -Decy Dear Self You need a kick up the ass but for what I'm not quite sure, possibly a new job (well any job but not something based in Customer Fucking Service) maybe paint more you been doing a bit of that recently. Lets just hope some of the better jobs you applied for come through. Get outta that rut. -Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Dear Decy, Disregard employment, acquire free money. Idol hands have more fun, and get up to more "no good". Dear freak, Happy birthday kid go get white boy wasted, and post flicks of debauchery. -evil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Dear James Cagney, I mean don't get me wrong, Joel Shoehornmaker has done some great movies. Falling down, Tigerland, Flatliners, DC Cab, but this was just one big turd full of corn. I mean when 50 Cent delivers the best performance in a movie --that says something! And not something good. It says something that sounds more like "I'm sorry, but you're fat and smell like your homeless." Maybe I'm just too old to look past all the bullshit cliches and marketing strategy behind this film. "The edgy teen movie for teens to watch." It is far from edgy. Old people can't relate to kids, especially in today's society. So they shouldn't try and make films about them. Sorry, but it's true. If you let some NYU graduate with a couple good shorts on his/her reel work with the budget that Old Man Shoehornmaker, you'd probably have a much better film to represent that script. It's because they are YOUNG! But honestly, the script isn't even solid. I understand it has to be dummed down to probably reach the 15-21 year old market, but this shit is just sad. I won't even get started on the acting. If this movie ended with rabid coyotes raping and eating the cast, I'd probably say the coyotes were the best part of this film. --Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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