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dear midlife crisis

 

i wasnt expecting to run into you so soon in life but this whole "what the fuck am i doing with my life ive wasted so much time i have no direction" shit is comin on strong

 

whatthefuckamidoingwithmylife

edogggggggggggggggggggggggggggy

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Dear weather,

 

you.are.awesome.

 

- grdinnit

 

Dear Spiders,

 

I'm not sure why you've chosen to congregate in my kitchen but let it be known you aren't safe and will be executed on sight. I have a vacuum and I ain't afraid to use it.

 

sincerely, grd

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dear weather... you're a fuckin' wee shitebag... don't listen to her...

 

 

dear Fubby...

 

cheers for brining the a tribe called quest documentary around to beat club tonight, it was fuckin' supah dope ...

 

 

dear jamboz...

 

i dinna ken what the fuck your game is wi that lassie... she's clearly more obsessed wi the other laddie who fucked her aboot. where as you're on the fuckin' subbie bench at and given moment and when she feels like it she lets you hae a five minute kick aboot...

 

she's worth a belt man, but come on to fuck... marriage proposals after aboot ten month, then sweepin that under the carpet and on aboot haein' bairns (children/kids ken?) 2 week later...

 

you're ald enough to ken better...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dear oontz ladies... i am seriously disappointed aboot my lack of PMs from the day in pies thread...

 

 

 

 

 

it's your loss...

 

just sayin...

 

 

Rolf...

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Dear Mr UPS man,

 

wherefore art thou?

 

impatiently yours, grd

 

 

Dear sun,

 

wherefore art thou?

 

impatiently yours, grd

 

 

Dear dada,

 

I hope you have enough strength for all the gloating you're going to be doing.

 

- littl'un

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Dear continuing life issues,

 

Ill be taking 8 or so norcos tonight to hopefullyget some sleep. I realize that you want me to stay awake and that's why you gave me this gnarly ear ache. But its been 4 days, between the earache and the lies and drama I need a break.

 

Kthxbai4thenight

 

Never been bummier

 

PS: fine ill take more...

 

-praying for just a single break.

 

- Nbb

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