CALIgula Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 dear nbb, i dont think you know this person. hes never even been on 12oz. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 dear young jeezy, drop something new, thanks. -INJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SQUIRREL Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 dear work, stay away for this whole week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 dear xmas 2010 holey shit that turned out pretty damn awesome. not as awesome as it could have been but hey, i was so nervous and paranoid. really, just super happy i did it instead of waiting for it to be over. tick another one off the list. plus, the gift giving and receiving was fucking great i didn't know i wanted a kindle, but it looks awesome and i knew i wanted a drafting table, and that thing rocks. on top of all of it, my boss told me not to come in yesterday, she's not here today and i'm off friday. Me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 dear summer job, not sure if i want to rejoin you for round 2 this year. I received the message, but am not sure if i can deal with the social/political stress again. You have a great kitchen and menu, and there is a lot to learn... Sincerely pondering, -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 Dear Post Office, You say you'll deliver during rain, sleet, or snow --SO WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MAIL? I want my netflix! --Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 Dear time warner, -nsmbs internets- 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 Dear Post Office, You say you'll deliver during rain, sleet, or snow --SO WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MAIL? I want my netflix! --Earl dear earl, i feel your pain. the post office sucks. i sent a package to mudpuddles and one to medicine cabinet exactly 19 days ago, and they still havent received them. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 dear knee pain. What the hell is going on here. I didn't twist you, strain you, or anything you. Cut it out. Abcs_ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 Dear abcs, You're catching your grandpa's old. Eat a pill or two man. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 dear girl im dating, you lost your job. i still expect you to pay for your half of shit. no chivalry, cG 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 Dear Cali, Ohhh shiiit you told herr! Foreal though, don't let bitches take advantage. -seyerrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 dear snow fuck you very gently souls who already want winter over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 dear souls, i want more! i hate when it's cold and dark and gloomy, but i enjoy the snow action. mg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 Dear Souls. lap dance bandits. that is all SM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 dear milky.... more snow for u then. honekied when i was in your area. souls dear sm dub lololololzzzzzz souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 dear seyer, i keeps my game tight! cG dear milk, snowball action? eeeeeew. cG dear sm, i racked hoe money. cG dear souls, i feel your pain...im so over winter. walked out of the store tonight and was umad at the cold. cG dear ssn, where are you?! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Dear suegra, I miss you. You've been on my mind lately and it's been getting me down. I'm planning to visit you today. There's things I want to say to you. My mom had a dream about you the other day that you were still here alive and well, having a conversation about praying.. Don't know what that means. I'll see you soon though. yiyo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 dear oontz! happy mahogany! i mean hogmany... and happy 2011 whenever the fuck it comes round to all your lovely more exotic parts o' the world... dear DJ Hardman... please be ready when i pick you up... i know you have a terrible of being fashionably late... but dinna fuckin' bather wi that pish the night eh? it's hogmany an i'm fuckin' chokin' fir a bevvy... Rolf happy new year Haggis 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenShit Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 dear, cat thanks for shitting on my bedroom floor you fuckin' mug. Cs, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 dear 12oz, i hope ya'll had a good 2010! i hope ya'll have an even better 2011! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeSent Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Dear 12oz Brethrens, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 dear firends i now longer have, fuck you very deadly. last time u flake... souls Dear smashable angry drunk friend REALLY U FUCKED UP MONDAY AND NOW ITS 15 AFTER AND U WANT ME TO GET U CUZ U WORRIED.... NO WE CAN NOT SNUGGLE TONIGHT.. U ALREADY PISSED ME OFF TONIGHT AS WELL....\ FUCKS U love SOULS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 dear drunk horny girl, i wish i could pause time and brush your teeth 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 dear chubbs, :lol: props. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 dear chubbs and cali. lol. RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 dear Aldo... R.I.P my man... what a fuckin' time o' year to go... i knew you had the bengal lancer... but from what i heard it was under control. you'll be missed. the thieving skills you learnt fae your father were something else... dear life... i know death comes in threes. but please, no more... thanks rolf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 Dear drunk horny girl, Let chubbs brush yo teefs yo! -seyerrr Dear roolf haggoz, Hope you had a goot new yearz! -seyeyseysey!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 dear sey sey sey... i hope santa was good to our lovely self... dear uncle... i appreciate your business mind... and the fact you made a fuckin' healthy amount oot o' fash and fried tatties... plus them ten flats you no longer own... i'm also glad you think i hae a similar mind set... however, i'll be sure not to make the same mistakes you did... like getting married to a fuckin' fruit loop o' a lassie from another continent with a completely different mind set to this culture, you're seriously fuckin' away wi' the fairies if you still think she's no shaggin' all sorts... why'd you think your brother punched you square in the fuckin' coupon for being wide as fuck?!?!? c'mon son... ultimately i think your downfall from being a fuckin' millionaire... was probably having so many kids and such a fucked up relationship with your wife... they're clearly not as fuckin' daft as their dad... as much as you'd like to think so... you moan aboot haein' nae grandchildren... but honestly... you've set a fuckin' pish poor example... how the fuck will they ever respect or trust any fuckin lassie they meet, when they dunno what the fuck their mother's up to at the wee oors o' the fuckin' mornin'... you're kiddin' yirsel' on chief... wakin the fuck up ya prick... rolf haggis... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 dear emotions, if you don't get better soon, i'm gonna have to intervene. I don't want to chemically alter you anymore than i do already, but i reserve the right to at any time. Please cooperate and perk up a bit. -rarelyeverangry /ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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