IOU Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Dear Lungs, Stop hurting. You are making me very uncomfortable. IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 dear mate... get oot yir bed and on the phone... i need to burn off these incredible man boobs at teh gym... no homo rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenShit Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 dear, tv remote where have you ran off to? cs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Dear weather, I dont give a fuck.. Im goin to the skate park . Sincereley tyrone elis jenkins the sixth P.s. I'm that nigga with the hair dryer hooked up to an industrial extenstion cord melting ice off a half pipe at 1 in the afternoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Dear Roolf, Haha you got man boobs? I'm heading back to the gym again this week as well. le sigh -seyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 dear lung butter FUCK OFF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtue Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Dear Obama, Why don't you get the fucking gas prices down?! It costs me $35 to fill my fucking gas tank! No love, - Virtue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 dear seysesey... ooft!! i have fuckin' crackers... they may actually make you slightly jealous... i also have freakishly big coffee stain like nipples that go like cheese graters you could hang coats on when they're cold. dear virtue... you don't know the half aboot gas prices compared to here. we've always paid aboot 4 times more a litre compared to you... i wish my car cost $35 to fill, and it's fuckin' tiny! 2 doors an a beast of a 1.3 petrol engine... rolf haggis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 dear old dude, First thing in the morning i want to make breakfast and you put the butter and jelly respectively in the oven and the microwave. My keys were stashed away in an obscure drawer in the office and your keys wrapped in a handkerchief and tucked away in a nightstand and you wonder why your wallet is missing... Thank goodness i have a beeping key finder with a remote controller. Now stay away from my shit. Abcs ps. Stop denying its you that keeps hiding everything. Dementia is annoying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 dear zeiss damn you make a good scope. i am rockin it right now. when i think back to the days i used magnafire, it's like the difference between DOS and android. love ya The Scientist dear anyone who thinks gas should be cheap(er) wake up and realize we have fought wars over this shit and it still ain't going down. last war barely put a dent in it you should be happy, in 2012 we might be paying $5.00/gal and if you think it'll ever be cheap again, you need to think about hubbert's peak and chinese consumption ain't gonna get low. ever. just imagine when it's water that is the precious resource. these days will look sweet. !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtue Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Dear Stomach, Why are you growling? I fed you an hour ago! What the fuck?! - Virtue Dear !@#$%, I see your point. I don't really know what else to say other than that... Humbly, - Virtue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 dear frankiefiver, still riding my dick? how does it feel to be the shittiest member of 12oz? cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Dear Cg HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA !@#$% Dear Virtue Word. Glad you got it. !@#$% 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 dear symbols... i'm just mad coz we have our own oil that the english have been stealing from us for years and years... cunts. rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 hmmm stole? or bought? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 dear ya, CANADA MEXICO SAUDI ARABIA VENEZUELA NIGERIA the top five sources accounted for approximately 85 percent of all U.S. crude oil imports. so in essence, Blame Canada I_R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 dear symbols... no stole.. most certainly stole... then had the fuckin' cheek to hit scotland with an extra tax the rest of the UK didn't have to pay. as if we aren't poor enough... dirty fuckin' bastards... you've got me on my high horse noo! dear I_R... vuvuzellas make oil?!?!?! rofl hugg us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Dear vacation, This i nice, but landing a job soon would be even better. -seyer Dear virture, Whats up how you been? -sey Dear cali, Whats uuuup?! -seysey Dear rooollfffff haggozz, Hahahaha you've got huge tits then if you've got coffee stain nips. I always got the impression that you were on the thin side. -seyseysey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 dear seyseysey... nah... i was at one point when i was running aboot 25 miles a week and doing boxin' training too... there was fuck all left o' me. now i eat like a horse, drink like a fish and have little to no knees left... i am putting on the beef at an alarming rate... i'm bigger than average. but i've put on aboot 3 stone within' three months the last time i checked... fuck knows how bad it is noo... gettin' a bit worried actually... i'd better watch oot you being a chubb lubb member an that too... rolf wiggum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtue Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Dear Seyer, I've been well, thanks. You? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 dear symbols, awesome comic! cG dear IR, yup, venezuela too! i was visiting family there back in 2005 and it cost less than $2 to fill up the tank in my sister's car...thats including the tip (they dont pump their own gas..attendants do it). I filled up my gas tank yesterday for $37...and i had to pump my own gas. cG dear seyer, chillin! whats up with you? cG dear writer in my city, just saw on 5 different people's fb that you passed away. didn't know you too too well, but we kicked it a few times. you were a cool guy. RIP man. :( cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Dear Cali, Man, 2010 was a bad year in L.A. to be a writer. At least ten passed away. Some from cancer(which seems all too common) and others for the usual reasons. RIP to a northern homie. IOU 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CALIgula Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 dear ben, please list california escorts too...lol. jk cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Dear ben spambot i banned you but i've left this one post up so peeps can get with the escort service :rolleyes: !@#$% Dear venezuela, are you a dangerous place? i've read some crazy shit about caracas i love that city name i'd like to visit so.. lemme know !@#$% Dear IOU were those 3 guys that got killed by a train on an overpass (i think) in LA a few weeks back writers? the article only said the area was 'known for taggers' and my condolences on your loss. !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 dreams, cocaine? really?!? After all this time off of it I dream of having a huge bag of blow? not cool... not cool at all... -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Red- My brother told me of a dream he had..where he walked into a table full of meth. mounds of it. 4 yrs of no meth, after a 15 yr habit...it really fucked with him. you know im feelin ya..in a way (through previous chats). stay focused. -B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 dear symbols, venezuela has good and bad places like everywhere. ive been to caracas twice, once in 1996 and once in 2005...to visit my sister and her family. i remember once in 1996, we all went to a restaurant on the other side of town, and had to go through a few bad neighborhoods...my brother in law was driving and it was about 11pm on the way back and he kept slowing down and running red lights...i asked him why and he said that if you are at a light in certain neighborhoods with your arm out the window, people have been known to run up and cut your hand off to get your watch or ring. in 2005, we took the one hour plane flight north to la isla margarita (margarita island), and we took a taxi to the resort areas of the beach...after we were done, we took another taxi with a shady taxi driver this time to get back to where we were staying, and the guy dropped us all off in the ghetto by the bus station...everyone was really shady there and ALL of them were eyeing us...really looked like we were about to get robbed..luckily there were 4 cops patroling the area with rifles, and im a pretty intimidating looking person so nobody really messed with us...we just caught another taxi back to the hotel. of the 2 times i went there, these were the only two times i felt like it wasn't safe...other than that, its a great place to visit....the people are friendly, the food is good (tequenos are delicious), and the women are hot (not that you would care about that..lol).....also, if you love sushi its a good place to go...they literally have 3 sushi spots on every block!!...i don't know why, but venezuelans love sushi....oh yeah, the graffiti is pretty dope too..when i was there CMS was holding it down....and a writer called daos..that guy was up all city. cG 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 wow. wowowowowowow. the hand story. dayum. being from bmore i'm prepared but that sounds illin. i've read caracas is usually in the top 3 cities for homicide worldwide. the bslayers caracas thread is always hittin, which is really funny to me for some reason i can't mod it very well cuz i don't speak the damn language, just enough to get by, and their graf slang is meaningless to me. i am very interested in going there but a little ambivalent. thanks for the info. is this like jeopardy where i don't win if i didn't phrase my post in the form of a letter? :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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