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Dear Hangover,

 

Fuck off I like being able to at least drink water without tossing it back up 15 minutes later. You were novel from about noon til 2, but the past five hours or so have been pushing it. I guess I should be glad you revoked the headache.

 

-Realism

 

 

Dear Supra sneaker in the new ad,

 

If you took maybe 4 inches off the top you'd be fresh. Just thought I'd let you know.

 

-Realism

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dear swine flu...

 

go fuck yourself... this is the worst i have ever felt... ever, i honestly thought i was gonna die on friday night. will you please fuck off, every part of my body hurts. it just pure isn't even funny any more...

 

dear mate's lass...

 

i'll answer questions aboot fitting your kitchen once i'm in better shape...

 

i can already see that i'm gonna have to fuckin gaffer this whole joab... getting in the plumber, the penter. etc... i dinna really mind. it'll just cost yi more fuckin' money that's ah...

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Dear People That Don't Use Your Turn Signals,

 

Your car came with turn signals on it when you bought it; use them. If they're broken; fix them. If you don't and I get into an accident with you because you didn't use your turn signal, I will fuck you up.

 

Morons...

 

- Virtue

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Dear roolf Haggenazz,

Damn! i had no idea the swine flu bug went all the way up there too!

Get well soon buddy.

-seyseysey!

 

Dear Virtue,

I hear ya on that turn signal thing. It pisses me off too haha

-roadrage1er

 

Dear jobs I applied at,

Someone pleeease hire me, I'm trainable, hardworking, and honest.

I'm also great at customer service, get rid of your rude prudes and

get meeee. Kthnx!

-MS

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dear sey...

 

nah still here. but i've been up and aboot today. oot my bed and what not. but i still keep coughing like fuck... i sound like a demented horse with a fuckin' squeeky toy lodged in it's throat... i keep bringing up these big green things that bounce off the floor when i spit them oot.

 

and good luck with your yob hunt!!

 

rolf haggis

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