Rolf Harris Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 dear courier... hurry the fuck up. i am doing nothing but sweating my goolies off today, and waiting on you... if you do not turn up today i shall be most upset... dear pa... i took on this job as a homer. please don't think this is another fuckin' everyday job for us both to do... i don't think there's a great deal of work involved in it. plus i want the fat fuckin' pay pay cheque mostly all to myself for a fuckin' change... rolf's bored oot his cunt haggis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 dear packages arrive when i'm home thanks dear past stop haunting me !@#$% dear ssn dayum. we're the concussion kids. ok, i haven't had one recently. but that shit is fo lyfe. feel better !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 dear couriers... you are a bunch of fuckin' toby munchin' chimney sweeping poofters! as for the boy on the phone... he must have a lop sided face or something... because i couldn't understand a fuckin' word comin' oot his moof.... the roads are clear... what's the point in paying for fuckin' next day delivery if it doesn't come the next fuckin' day!?!?!?! rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 dear 12oz, if things go as planned tonight, i can finally check something off of my bucket list!! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 dear caliG... you hoping to fuck a migdet like you told me? rolf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 dear rolf, yes, it has to do with fucking. no, no midgets are involved. cG p.s. props issued. p.p.s. midgets are usually very thick though, and have lots of booty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 dear cG that might have been TMI !@#$% dear mistakes i made you !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Dear putitos---------- This is my anthem for today relaxin' smokin'--------- look at my sneakers,look at my brim,look at your dusty shoes-----look at your life listennnnnnn BTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 DEAR SPRINGFIELD, I'M KIND OF A BIG DEAL. MASS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 dear credit card bills, I hate you :mad: cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 dear grassin' wee fuck... you are already well aware i've been on the look oot for you. however. now you've hit my mates hoose (who doesn't even paint) and i now know exactly where the fuck you live... you can bet the contents of your pencil thin plastic wallet that me and the fuckin' heavies'll be playing the waiting game in a few cars on you comin' oot at some point this weekend... you're claimed. dear caliG... how would you go aboot tryin' to shag one though..? you'd need a lot o' copies o' the yellow pages. am i right? rofl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 DEAR ROLF, BEAT THAT BITCH DOWN! I CAN'T STAND FAGS LIKE THAT. MASS PS YOU KINDA SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 dear rolf, no...they dont weigh that much. very easy to lift! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 dear massgraff... i will... dinna worry... there's talk of goin' through his door and beatin' fuck oot his mother tae... dear caliG... they must weigh aboot the same as like a 6 year old or something? i was gonna carry on with that bit i think you all know where i was gonna go with it... /nopedo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 DEAR ROLF, :lol: STRAIGHT MAN HANDLE HIS MOM TOO. HAHAHA! THAT'S COLD BUT HEY HE BROUGHT IT ON HIMSELF. MASS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 dear 2010, of all the bad things you could have done in the last 14 days to screw me over, why did you have to kill my dog? my fucking dog? really? and 4 days before christmas? Cruel fucking year. -INJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Dear INJ, I'm sorry about your dog. Lo siento :( -seysey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 injury, sympathy from me and my crew. Hope you are dealing well. Lo siento mucho indeed. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 dear inj, sorry about your loss man. i know how it feels...i lost my dog a couple years back. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Dear sacramento kings, Fuck u! (yes mad) my basketball season is done..(prob not, just pissed) How the fuck you lose that game......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Dear Warriors, YES! Job well done finally. -seyerr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 injury, RIP to your dog. mine is my bff so i totally understand. hope 2011 is better for you !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 dear boy kicking the ball off my fence... if you don't fuckin' pack it in, i'll jump the fence and kick you in the fuckin' teeth... now fuck off rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 dear y'all, thank you for the sympathy. he was a big dog, and had lived a long life. poor guy had arthritis and a laundry list of hip problems. it was probably for the better. thanks 12oz, i'll come back with something funny soon. -INJ. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 injury, glad you can see the silver lining !@#$% dear boss, you are super awesome. thanks for basically telling me you don't care if i come into work over the next ten days. i hope no more of your family/friend's family dies so you don't have to keep going to funerals. quitting my old job and working for you, even with the paycut, is one of the best decisions/strokes of luck i've ever had. love me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 dear inju shitty deal son.......new pup for x-mas? dear inner self and outter self I'm sorry.....i'll buy you something nice like a salad and a hat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Dear Doc, I get it. IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Dear friend, I'm a good friend, but I'm sorrry you can't seem to value a friend who's there for you even after repetitively disrespecting them. See, I don't judge like you. I know those other people you hang out with now are more "hip." I'm sorry I'm not hipster enough to be considered cool in your eyes. When all breaks down, I'm still your friend, but I don't know if you'll do the same for me, but I'm not expecting. People like me are the only solid friends for whores like you. -MS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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