CALIgula Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 dear asthma, the kings choked. and speaking of choking...demarcus cousins is now benched. were the team with the worst record in the nba. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 dear self. you quit smoking after after many moons, dont give up you inner souls 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 dear souls fuck smoking dear work 5 days away from you...feels good man dear new chick don't be crazy...oh wait, you're an artist too... -almighty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 dear shop... thanks for sending me oot a pair o' fuckin' infa-reds instead of the spizikes i fuckin' ordered... i better have the fuckin' new ones before new year... you cunts. rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 dear CALIgula, its 4:58am. go to sleep. stop torturing yourself. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 dear mickeys, stop making the puzzles under the grenade caps so easy to figure out... even when im swilly ass drunk. shit used to be a challenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtue Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 Dear Cell Phone, Please stop freezing randomly; I don't want to have to call Verizon and haggle with them to get a new one because you feel the need to be a fucking douche. Thank you. - Virtue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 dear 12 0z me and almighty are drunk that is all souls and the almighty drunk ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 dear suki, every time i think of you i think of pugs for some odd reason. so im going to be a assumption making asshole and think that every single picture of a pug i find on the internet is one that you would enjoy. love, RU.assumptionmakingassholeoner P.S. merry christmas to whomever it concerns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 Dear Runine, Those things look fucking demented. But I also tend to associate pugs with Suki, which tells me that this forum has taken over my life in the past 5 or 6 years I've been on it... -Realism Dear OONTZ, Merry Christmas a day in advance, especially if you're one of those people who bitches about Christmas to anyone who will listen. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 Dear Holidays, End. IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 dear holidays listen to IOU Abcs actually just fast forward to new years. I got a date with a ball and some Grand Marnier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 Dear holidays, Fuck you, I'm not feelin it. Bah hum bug! -seyer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolHandLurk Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 dear sey, cheer up. -CoolHandLurk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtue Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 Dear Lexxi, I wish you would have just talked to me; I could have helped you get through whatever it was you were going through. I wish we could have hung out one last time... Christmas will never be the same without you... You were such a good friend; such a good person. I miss you already, hun... I'll never forget you. R.I.P <3 - Patches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 Dear Meekong whiskey. You're only one dollar a bottle and mixed with sprite you make a bearable drink, please stop allowing me to drink you this much. The last 3 nights have been horrible. So, I'm asking please raise your price too that of two dollars so i wont be as tempted on my way home after a long night. I know this will be a big blow to 99% of your khmer customers, so maybe some kind of tax could be put on just for me. Is this possible please reply back and let me know, i fear for my liver. your customer Fruitylexia. Dear Dalin thank you for the cigarette last night, it was good, please come around again when you have free time, i will try y\to teach you more English and we can make sex. Fruitylexia. Dear Friends and family at home. We will see each other soon. I love you all. fruitylexia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 Dear Realism, Go to sleep you asshole. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 Dear family, You can all kiss my ass. When I'm successful and drowning in $ don't come to me and ask for help. Beg for mercy. -seyer Dear neighbors, You're a bunch of cool people. Thanks for the wine and chocolate covered almonds. I'll best do this day with class and stay home and indulge. -seyzilla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 dear seyseysey... you still not feeling the festive cheer? i hope santa was good to you! rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 Dear 12oz although I have to work tomorrow I am still ery drunk I would like to wish you all a happy holiday and hope you get/do/say/play/watch everything you want peace out, love Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 dear holidays, thanks for being over with. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EON 352 Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 dear doctor, chillest person to ever cut my face with a blade. thanks for helping me get rid of that cyst. dear uncle, there is not enough thank you's i could give for helping me with getting a car. you're guaranteed to be paid back in full. dear apartment, i'll be back tuesday. happy i locked the door to my room. dear roommates, yall better not have fucked things up while i was gone. -eonski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 dear caliG... you've still got new year to look forward tae!! they're o quite over yet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 dear rolf, yes!...ive been looking forward to new years for a couple of months now. me and the girl im dating made plans last month to go to this huge new years celebration thing this year with a balloon drop and champagne toast...and lots and lots of dancing to good music....we bought the tickets a few weeks back...can't wait!! cG dear homie & homie's girlfriend, thanks for inviting me to your family's place and letting me spend christmas eve with ya'll. the lumpia, pancit, fried chicken and macaroni salad were hella good....so was the biko dessert.....i love filipino food. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 dear weather, cooperate a little so i can do some walls with friends 'fore i go back. dear ex, i really, really, really don't care that you're not coming back to school next semester, the fuck? good luck doing whatever you do and blogging, #smh #yourlife. Given the choice between listening to you talk about your feelings and eating cold ramen from a limp paper bag, i'd take the noodles. Get my point? Cool! Dear friend, You're good people, but pleeeease don't give me heat for not doing designs when you are the laziest person i know.. stones and glass houses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenShit Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 dear snow, please stop. Cs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 DEAR CS, DAMN THA UK TOO? MASS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted December 28, 2010 Author Share Posted December 28, 2010 dear tooth thanks for not hurting anymore. and thanks for giving me a super super hunkysexyman doctor to pull them wisdom teeth. dear new years you are my least favorite holiday ever. evvvver. dear ___ please be worth it. dear tummy why are you still empty and grumbly? i just fed you a billion cookies for dinner. enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 dear homie & homie's girlfriend, thanks for inviting me to your family's place and letting me spend christmas eve with ya'll. the lumpia, pancit, fried chicken and macaroni salad were hella good....so was the biko dessert.....i love filipino food. cG dear cali pretty sure i know who this is... -nbb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenShit Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 dear beer, get in my stomach. thanks, Cs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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