CALIgula Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 dear symbols, cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Dear old people at the store, Why do you feel the need to touch me? I'm not touching you. You smell of death... -almightydisturbed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Dear Taylor Swift, I'm not sorry at all that you picked another shitty theater boyfriend and that he ditched your pale crazy ass. You have a talent for picking some real winners; let's break this down. 1) That jonas brother faggot 2) John Mayer 3) A 30-year old man from a gay cowboy movie ...and more. Know what all these men have in common? Feelings. Unfortunately you have these too and so you think it's a good idea to see someone who also has a lot of feelings, so you can have feelings together. The fuck? Let's be honest, you're starting to get a reputation as the nice girl who's nuts on the inside and needs someone that doesn't play along with your teenage girl country bullshit and tells you things like you shouldn't wear whistles unless you're a referee. ...The FUCK is this? Someone let you leave the house wearing a whistle? who are you? Get real. I still like you though, Tough Love, INJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 dear cg, thanks for pushing me back over the line into the realm of 'i don't click video links as they are a waste of time' hahahaha !@#$% dear injury just a friendly reminder, t swift is a 20 year old, self-made multi-millionaire which basically means she can now fuck, wear, do or say pretty much whatever she wants !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 dear nosebleeds.... fuck off... i don't even sniff anything... i ever have. dear tomorrow night... please be good. i know it's not gonna be a fuckin' mad one. but i'd appreciate it if some cool folks're oot an aboot ken? tidy rolf haggis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 dear symbols, hahaha...no problem! cG dear freestyle rap, i always freestyle when im in my car...rapping over instrumentals...but today was weird...i was rapping about "hittin emcees with the force of an avalanche" and all of a sudden a white chevy avalanche truck drove by me on the street....about 4 blocks later i was rapping about "you're body's getting fedex'd back to the paramedics"....and i passed a fedex truck on the street. weird coincidence?? next time, im gonna rap about finding money on the floor and see what happens. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Dear cali, Can you rap about me winning the lottery? k Thanks!! I'll def give you a good chunk of $$ if I do. -seyseysey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 dear seyer, i'll be sure to do that! by the way, did you hear that the people who played the same lottery numbers as on the show "lost" each won $150? crazy! cG *edit: http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/tv/la-et-lotto-lost-20110106,0,885404.story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facemeltAAARGH Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Dear Oontzer dads, Girlfriend. Pregnant. Keeping it. Got a good job. Stoked. Any advice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Dear injury, She heard someone on a graffiti message board was obsessed with her, so she started wearing a rape whistle :D -Realism Dear facemelt, God forbid the day I have a child, but congratulations! -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 dear Dear_________, thread im not bothering checking the page before this. Thats is all.\RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 dear facemelt not a dad, or a mom, but good luck! i know a few people who are preggo right now just be supportive, emotionally and financially. take lots of pics it'll be good. !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 DEAR DANIELLE, YOU HAD A LITTLE BREAKDOWN IN CLASS TODAY, THAT WAS WEIRD. BUT FUCK IT, IT'S ALL LOVE. MASS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 dear winter, one reason i hate you is cause i get sick during you. sore throat and stuffy nose sucks. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegrape Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Dear guyfriend, I cannot express my gratitude enough - thank you for everything. -purplegrape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 dear purplegrape, i take it that you are female? if so, why hellllllo there :) cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Dear IOU, Stay the course mother fucker. Just around that bend in the road is what you're looking for. I think or it's something horribly disastrous that will lead to things you never fathomed in your life and will suffer everyday for the rest of your life. Maybe. Maybe it will be all peaches and cream and cake and pie eating. Who knows. Love, Your Twisted Half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Dear Cali, I hope you've been rapping about me winning the lottery haha I just bought two tickets. Keeping my fingers crossed, seyseysey!! Dear I don't even know what you are to me anymore, Greed has taken over you. I'm an idiot for being generous and supportive to you. During the times of being all heart and no doubt makes me a stupid woman. -Ms.Firstname Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 dear missus... you've really fuckin' pissed me off this weekend. if you think that's how you can treat me... then this won't really last much longer. i don't give a fuck how nice lookin' you are. it's not fuckin' on... i know our current living conditions are shite. but i'm seriously depressed... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 dear snow, i used to love it when you came down like this, i could just get layered up and walk around town. but now that i have to drive into town, it's not so cool. Tryin to get around town again, might have to go anyway... -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Dear IOU, You're luck to remember your name. UIO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 dear mate's bird... i know you are seriously socially inept, however, go fuck youself. cheers for giving your dad's bum chum the job. i can guarantee that cunt will take longer, charge more, and do a worse job... you've done me oot a fair pelt o' money when i really need it... arsehole... dear Ads... please have beatclub up at your hoose the night. i've got loadsa listening content fir yi... and i need to wear this new rugby somewhere ken? rolf raging haggis... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 dear seyer, i'll rap about it as long as you promise to give me half, eddie! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SQUIRREL Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 dear ladyfriend, i already miss havin you live with me.. because i just had to do my own laundry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 dear the new ashton kutcher movie called "no strings attached", black people have already made this movie. it was called "booty call" cG p.s. i liked their title better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 dear formula with electrolyte and carbs and shite... how much fuckin' caffine is in you? today i've been up early. gone to work in some gadgees hoose, teh gym, and then had beer... why the fuck can't i sleep? i'll be up again in 5 oors... ya cunt.. dear dear thread... where the fuck is everyone? rolf harris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Dear whoever, so i'm in love with some chick, we are good friends. i thought i was getting somewhere and was going to ask her out this weekend. She msgs me right now...."can we talk?" me:"sure, what's up?" her:"i think im in love....i met him today" so i am now listening to Pink Floyd and wondering if i should still tell her how i feel.... Just had to say something to someone somewhere! Doodle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 dear doodle... i was in a similar situation years ago... i should've asked the lassie oot. but i left it too long and caused myself a fuckin' great deal of trouble and heart ache for a long time... just fuckin' tell her. you've got fuck all to loose really... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Doodle. Tell Her. Or the "good friend" she thinks she has in you, gets to hear about this 'new guy' all the time. Alos..if there are feelings so strong on your part, she might already be onto them, and this 'talk' she wants to have is her way of trying to call you out. possibly. but dont listen to me i once thought i knew about stuff like this. -SM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Dear legal problems Why did you come back? Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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