injury Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 dear edogg, i'll have to try that out. it was my first time doing canvas, ever, so it was likely a rookie mistake. look at me treating canvases like walls #notartistic #uhohwhatamistake #fail also, i like rolf's suggestion but add hydration. water and juice... i personally go for a big greasy breakfast with bacon and eggs and shit. lots of fluids too. should have you on track shortly... dont tale tylenol because ibuprofen + alcohol causes liver failure, or something like that. grab the advil. thanks for advices. INJ. dear snow, you rule. love, INJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 dear injury, i agree with edoggg. use bob ross gesso. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 dear edogg, listen to sunshine by atmosphere maybe it will give you some ideas>? RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Dear symbols, For me thats the best way to go, eliminate most of the white sugar from my diet. I think I'll be able to easily adapt to a change in food. How did you know that your body was rejecting whey? -seysey Dear rooolf haggiz, Sorry to have you shittin the bed haha Maybe it will bring a little awareness on taking care of yourself. How's life btw? -seyseyseyyyy Dear ex, Really? Why do you bring up the weird personal questions out of nowhere. fuck off. -MS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 dear seyseysey... life is not too bad... for the moment. i'm kinda broke just now. need money for christmas presents, and beer. but i should be ok, got some shite to do tomorrow. putting up curtain poles and hangin' a big fuckin' tapestry on a wall. amongst other pish, plus i get paid. so i'll hopefully not go too daft on the drink... i doubt it will bring any awareness though pal... i still drink at least two litres of coke a day and munch away on great big fuckin' bags of haribo. other than that i exercise well though... dear missus... don't be mad at me the and the fact i 'supposedly' ruined your night... you've had me swerving my usual thursday night pish up in the battle cruiser, and instead had me watching the whoorin' phone ah fuckin' night waiting on you deciding what you're doing. then you tell me "aw it doesn't matter" fuck no... doesna fuckin' work like that hen, nae danger power ranger... you have pissed me right off the night... fuck your fuckin' gay wee night oot... ram it right up yir fuckin' hoop... rolf "RAR ya wee fuckin' prick" harris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Dear work that's due in 3 weeks, you're too much. I don't wanna work on you during break. methh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 dear customer... i'll be roond like a half shut knife, bright and early tomorrow... and most certainly reekin' o' fuckin' drink. your hoose is in safe hands... dear ah cunt else... goodnight... raowlf haaaggis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Dear IOU, Do you get it yet? The next couple of weeks should be interesting. IOUisstillthesame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 DEAR SYMBOLS, WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL? MASS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Dear IOU, Drunk a couple of hours before work? You may want to think things over for a minute. IOUnderTheInfluence 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 dear imchristeezzzy it was good hearing from you to in the real life. miss you homie.. souls dear almighty whats cracking for new years.. get your ass to the city.... fuck its cold souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtue Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Dear New York State, Thanks for fucking up my tire with your massive potholes on the Thruway. Assholes. - Virtue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 dear souls doing that and next week too dear women in my life right now don't ask questions you dont really want to know the answer too almighty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Dear days off... You are ~3hrs away. Come onnnnnnnnnnnn already... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 dear women in my life right now don't ask questions you dont really want to know the answer too almighty Almighty, A-fucking-MEN!!!! -SM Dear I_R, um, no. without further investigation, I dont even know who those people are. I've always been told, it's easier to deal with mutiple personalites if you name them. ;) It was actually almost my birth name. -(i would sign but don't know which name to use) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Dear symbols, For me thats the best way to go, eliminate most of the white sugar from my diet. I think I'll be able to easily adapt to a change in food. How did you know that your body was rejecting whey? -seysey Dear rooolf haggiz, Sorry to have you shittin the bed haha Maybe it will bring a little awareness on taking care of yourself. How's life btw? -seyseyseyyyy Dear ex, Really? Why do you bring up the weird personal questions out of nowhere. fuck off. -MS dear sey well, my gastro-instestinal tract staged a major revolt. awful things happened. usually it's a lot of pain, and other stuff i don;'t really wanna talk about here. there is no question about it though, lactose and whey spell suffering for me. i'd like to get allergy tested for it but i detest the doctor also, sounds like your ex is still into you. !@#$% dear haggis, damn. straighten up. !@#$% DEAR SYMBOLS, WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL? MASS[/color][/font] bear blue comic font i dunno, i've never seen it it's mainly the stepup 3 adverts i was ripping on., seems kinda inappropriate for our forum !@#$% Dear IOU, Drunk a couple of hours before work? You may want to think things over for a minute. IOUnderTheInfluence dear IOU you totally reminded me of when i was a kid and worked as a cook at chili's i went to work one saturday morning totally fucked up on lsd it was a terrible shift and forever emblazoned on my memory !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Dear Friends of the internet. A client in the shop I work at, brings in bottles of perfume/cologne to trade with her stylist. I ended up with a (about 100 ml) bottle of Cartier ROADSTER, that I have no use for. If this is something you or your man would like or if you happen to go check out what it smells like and like it, I will send it off to you. -V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 dear IOU you totally reminded me of when i was a kid and worked as a cook at chili's i went to work one saturday morning totally fucked up on lsd it was a terrible shift and forever emblazoned on my memory !@#$% Dear Symbols, I actually am nicer when I drink at work and it is a club so it's not the worst thing but still. When I was an opening manager at Universal Studios back in the mid 90s I used to come in on acid all the time. Counting money in a small room with all the other managers was not ideal. Especially since no one can leave til everyone has finished. Girl I opened with was totally cool though. She would let me sleep/relax til I was "normal" or get me if a supervisor was coming in. IOUshouldchangethegame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Dear Hangover, HOLLA!! -INJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 dear symbols... what you mean? stop eating like a spoiled 6 year old? dear dad... thanks for pulling me oot the shite again today. i rely on you way too much sometimes. and i dunno where i'd be without you a lot o' the time. even though you keep telling me; "i'll no fuckin' be here ah the time..." you're the damage... dear lassie roond the corner... fuck you and your tapestry bitch! now hurry up and fuckin' pay me... i have a nice blonde thing with big chabs to support... they are not cheap to run... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 dear rock, fuck you for cracking my windshield. Seriously, only had the car for 2 weeks, not tryin to have repair bills already. FFFFFFFFFUuuuuuuuuu..... -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 dear body- i'm so sorry to put gin, red wine, gin, beer, gin, whiskey, and more gin in you on one night. you are a temple. of destruction and doom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -laughs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 bear blue comic font i dunno, i've never seen it it's mainly the stepup 3 adverts i was ripping on., seems kinda inappropriate for our forum !@#$% DEAR MOD ORANGEONER, I KNOW I'M JUST JOKIN. I DON'T WATCH THAT. MASS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Dear symbols, That's awful, hopefully no whey gets into your food in the future! Oh and my ex is weird I'm on that "i cant believe i was with you" type thing with him. -seyzoo Dear injury, Thanks for the drunken freestyle on my voicemail thing you left me last night. :lol: best drunken voicemail I've heard this year! -seyerrrr Dear winter break, Holla! I'm right here, you ready? -ME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 sey, so many of my exes turn out like that. how did i tolerate them, much less want them, for so long, or even any time at all. luckily they aren't all shyte, but there are some rotten apples in there ..though maybe they weren't as bad as whey/lactose !@#$% dear blue comic font phew. thought a banning was in order /kidding !@#$% IOU pics or it didn't happen. /kidding !@#$% 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 DEAR MOD ORANGEONER, :lol:! COMIC FONTONER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Dear World------- You can kill a man can't kill a legacy-------- remember that. BTB aka Swag Pitt aka Randy Floss aka Andre Swagassi aka Swagnum P.I. aka Alex Swagriguez aka Macho Man Randy Swagage aka Jeff Flosstetler aka David Hasselfloss aka Glen Swagmire aka Peter Paper aka The Spectacular SpiderSwag aka Flosstimus Prime aka Leader of the Autofloss aka Me and my team are the mighty Flossin Swagger Rangers aka If she ain't white I ain't wit' it--------------- AKA Swaggasarus Rex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facemeltAAARGH Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Dear BTB, Lulz were had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Dear Caligula... I've got a favor to ask of you. Please contact me at your earliest convenience via facebook. Thanks in advance. '88 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyViking Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Dear people of the Jewish persuasion, Thank you for the bagels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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