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Everything posted by Frate_Raper

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    My semi retarded brother in-law

    I just watched dude devour an entire large pizza with a pint of milk chaser.........now he's mashing out a jumbo costco sized bag of ruffles. retards can be awesome
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    Fuck This Shit Thread - no homo

    I'm pissed off this week,a companation of shitty a diet,sleeping and working sedcule have made me a angry fuck this week,also it's my girlfriends birthday.She hasn't invited me too or encluded me in any of her plans.I'm pissed off about it. I'm working this weekend too cause I have nothing else to do....... Whats poppin?I'm dling shit and have nothing else to do but wonder what the weirdos on 12 oz have going on in their lifes?
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    other terrible adults....

    This for the terrible adults of 12 oz to share stories about being shitty grown ups in so called adult situations. The other night I went with my "wife to be" to do a registry at some department store chain off shoot.While waiting in the office for the cunt thats setting it all up I took a catalog for bridal stuff and started drawing in with her fancy pen,which I stole from her desk, after getting bored of blacking out teeth I moved on to the hitler stashes and then just started writing swear words. My lady took noticed and freaked out. These catalogs are giving to the bride in a package about the store. She made me promise to take that one as apart of her package..........................I just mixed it in to the pile. The lady was telling us that she had 15 couples coming in on saturday and she had all the packages ready on her desk:) Come on I'm not alone in being a fuck up,shit head adult please share.
  4. Hey dudes I'm not around to much anymore, I lurk but hardly post......I know you dudes enjoy being dickheads and fucking with people from time to time........so heres a chance to have some fun and get over on an asshole while helpin the ol'frate guy out. This sales rep for saw blades was calling and calling and callllling my office, he turned aggressive and rude when I told him I was not not interested in his products.....he's now calling my office saying some hilarious but extremely offensive shit to our staff,and even dear ol'mama raper when she was working here the other day....dudes in Alberta and theres not alot I can do get him back....... Chris Thomas 403 774 1413.......give him a call, he LOVES homophobic remarks and enjoys harassing our female office staff.....call him up talk to him remind him of his failed dreams and goals.
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    Passaround Blackbook

    I have one of these 12 oz books from like 3.5 years ago....i'll send it to who ever....ghost i think it was yours?
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    I'm in for chubby chola
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    other terrible adults....

    My friends hot roommate is always staying in her room and being a shut in...she is normally really fun and funny, works in a old record store etc...nice bitch at times I've known her for a few months and thought we might be on the level of rape joke humour? NOT AT ALL Few people were about to eat dinner together and she came home as were sitting down...."I'm like yo come eat!" Shes like "naw son, paused a CSI and would rather watch a shitty murder plot"....before it even registered i was like "or shitty rape scenario?"..........stone faced not even a smile she walks away.....my friend and i are laughing at how awkward that just was as she walks by again........stone faced...... Pretty sure she hates me
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    Bored? Like to be a rude sack a shite?

    Injury, I wish I had dues address...I would send him my own shit. I'm loving the posts on the complaint thread:)
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    Bored? Like to be a rude sack a shite?

    Make some sense, senile daygo mother scratcher.....
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    Bored? Like to be a rude sack a shite?

    No shit!!! This dudes HILARIOUS, but needs a lesson.......how you been PPFFFFTTTTTT?
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    eh vato......set it on fire and start over
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    Seasonal/migrant work in the US?

    Landscape.....harvest crops......paving....roofing.....chill with mexicans
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    Design Art Markers

    Love'm! can't dry them out! I've found a stash of 8 different colours and have them in the box's still.Any one want to buy or trade for some? I posted it here first...........
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    I've been joking with this dude on here for years, and always imagined him to be way more "ignant" this dude sounds like my dudes out here hitting blunts.........Keep it up brother.
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    last thing you ate?

    street meat
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    other terrible adults....

    OK SOOOOOOO TODAY I was fending a coffee and went to Time Hortons, our version of Dunken, and the chick at the drive through was a raging CUNT!!! So the night before I had eaten a huge bag of popcorn and was gassy as fuck. I timed my fart just right that as I rolled down my window to hand her my money I actually waved my freshly expelled gas at the Cunt serving my coffees face.........the look on her face was priceless, it was as if her shitty day caught her half standing! I laughed so hard that i couldn't drive and had to sit in the parking lot until i was done.
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    other terrible adults....

    I was christmas shopping this weekend and was getting super pissed off.........so while asking a lady for help for some necklace shit I lost it. After not understanding I need the chain to be 24in, I changed my game up. I told her that it needed to be the width of my finger to support my mothers medallion, she got snotty and and wanted to know what kind of medallion it was.....when i told her it was a hand holding a mic she'd won in a rap battle, the teenaged girl working with her burst out laughing and I was asked to leave.
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    Mass......100% id keep that around if the head game was tight
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    What are you doing RIGHT NOW.

    trying to NOT punch my wife in the face........
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    other terrible adults....

    Do you guys change advertising signs on the side of the road? I honestly live for this shit! Saw one the other day that said "RETARD CAMP" I laughed so hard i almost pissed my pants
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    smash page
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    Old Cans Of Paint, Serious Collectors

    is it canadian or american Injury?
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    My semi retarded brother in-law

    HAAHAHAHAH you posted this shit!!!!!!!!! Diapers are for my brothers kid.
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    Mass graffs always on point....that hairy chick is a huge no