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Frate_Raper

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  1. I have one of these 12 oz books from like 3.5 years ago....i'll send it to who ever....ghost i think it was yours?
  2. My friends hot roommate is always staying in her room and being a shut in...she is normally really fun and funny, works in a old record store etc...nice bitch at times I've known her for a few months and thought we might be on the level of rape joke humour? NOT AT ALL Few people were about to eat dinner together and she came home as were sitting down...."I'm like yo come eat!" Shes like "naw son, paused a CSI and would rather watch a shitty murder plot"....before it even registered i was like "or shitty rape scenario?"..........stone faced not even a smile she walks awa
  3. Injury, I wish I had dues address...I would send him my own shit. I'm loving the posts on the complaint thread:)
  4. Make some sense, senile daygo mother scratcher.....
  5. No shit!!! This dudes HILARIOUS, but needs a lesson.......how you been PPFFFFTTTTTT?
  6. Hey dudes I'm not around to much anymore, I lurk but hardly post......I know you dudes enjoy being dickheads and fucking with people from time to time........so heres a chance to have some fun and get over on an asshole while helpin the ol'frate guy out. This sales rep for saw blades was calling and calling and callllling my office, he turned aggressive and rude when I told him I was not not interested in his products.....he's now calling my office saying some hilarious but extremely offensive shit to our staff,and even dear ol'mama raper when she was working here the other day...
  7. eh vato......set it on fire and start over
  8. Landscape.....harvest crops......paving....roofing.....chill with mexicans
  9. I've been joking with this dude on here for years, and always imagined him to be way more "ignant" this dude sounds like my dudes out here hitting blunts.........Keep it up brother.
  10. OK SOOOOOOO TODAY I was fending a coffee and went to Time Hortons, our version of Dunken, and the chick at the drive through was a raging CUNT!!! So the night before I had eaten a huge bag of popcorn and was gassy as fuck. I timed my fart just right that as I rolled down my window to hand her my money I actually waved my freshly expelled gas at the Cunt serving my coffees face.........the look on her face was priceless, it was as if her shitty day caught her half standing! I laughed so hard that i couldn't drive and had to sit in the parking lot until i was done.
  11. I was christmas shopping this weekend and was getting super pissed off.........so while asking a lady for help for some necklace shit I lost it. After not understanding I need the chain to be 24in, I changed my game up. I told her that it needed to be the width of my finger to support my mothers medallion, she got snotty and and wanted to know what kind of medallion it was.....when i told her it was a hand holding a mic she'd won in a rap battle, the teenaged girl working with her burst out laughing and I was asked to leave.
  12. Mass......100% id keep that around if the head game was tight
  13. trying to NOT punch my wife in the face........
  14. Do you guys change advertising signs on the side of the road? I honestly live for this shit! Saw one the other day that said "RETARD CAMP" I laughed so hard i almost pissed my pants
  15. HAAHAHAHAH you posted this shit!!!!!!!!! Diapers are for my brothers kid.
  16. Mass graffs always on point....that hairy chick is a huge no
  17. Sup faggots So heres a quick Frank story! Hes parents are doing a massive reno on their home right now. My normal brother in law is a contractor/home builder. Hes doing the work, when I have time I help. Frank lives at home, STILL.....for FREE...STILLLL. Few weeks back it's time to remove the floor of the basement.....we jack hammer up the floor,put it in buckets and carry it outside to my dump truck. ALL THE WHILE FRANKS WATCHING POKIMON SHIRTLESS IN THE LIVING ROOM! He noticed his dad pull up scrambles like a wounded elephant to get down stairs to fi
  18. There is a WHITE TRASH face for sure.....chicks have like curled up mini pig noses! Been saying this for years man great thread
  19. Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law IF it was "movies" he should have any where upwards of 450 porn dvd's or He was going to the Metro, a shitty spank bank here near his house.
  20. Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law ALLLLLLLLL RIGHT So I touched on a story once about Frank and the phone sex lines......and some how blowing 10 g's on said phone sex lines and possible hooker(s).....I say hookers in plural because he either had a bunch of them, or one real smart one that hustled his ass. He ran through 10 grand in like a few months of acting sketchy and being even creepier then normal, like people were calling his phone, seriously NO ONE calls this dude and he was going out all the time......we were all happy for him like maybe he had some ho
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