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Everything posted by Frate_Raper

  1. Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law We call this the sexy pose......he normally has his leg right up so balls are almost out We've been seeing this alot lately as they did not lock the porn channels on the new dish, so when ever you walk in the house a sweaty Frank will be in a panic mashing out numbers to get away from the porn......
  2. Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law So I got called out for not updating this with awesome Frankisms........... Got a banger and HOLLY SHIT Frank story
  3. I worked in a chain toy store in college, Towards the end of my time there I started paging the whole store and humming in a loud off pitch manor to whatever song was on the radio before hand........ I used to do carry outs at christmas and told this asshole to park in the handicapped parking while doing a return..............His 500 dollar ticket was issued,and he said I had to pay for it,I just walked it off laughing but my my boss was pissed.
  4. Re: Any Pre-2006 members on anymore? yuuuuup
  5. Had a super flaming waiter at the Olive Garden..........made a reallllllllly rude remark about him.He was standing next to me..........
  6. I am the KING of this, I do it allllllll the fucking time......almost weekly! 1.I say to this dude at work as a joke "ya well your moms a whore" as a total joke she died of cancer 9 days before, it was his first day back to work. I just asked my wife and she said "you do it so much that I don't even keep track of them"
  7. Rookies night out- I dont need a single night to do coke and blow money at the bar.........
  8. While Christmas shopping this season I would place all stuffed animals in positions that resembled sexual situations............I'm almost 30
  9. I'm mash that thick mami out big time!!!! that bitch would treat you real well
  10. Well worth the cash to get this......spent last winter watching it with my wife.Super close to being done.
  11. My girl and I battle every year boogie........Gotta get all sentimental on that hoe and whoooopasss no matter how much dough she laid out!
  12. indian for dinner left over rotti for breakfast...............guts on fya
  13. mass.i'd wife that. red heads are gross in general the sundial of hags,smash alllllll
  14. I just moved to a new city,still local but whatever...real nice house...to nice for my wife and i! I'm at home today kicking it in,sporting a white shirt with an upside down cross and some basket ball shorts,i'm very heavily tattooed just noting on my forearms due to work.My door bell rings and I answer it on my cell with some rep from the gas company. IT'S A BUNCH OF OLD LADIES FROM THE LOCAL FUCKING CHURCH WITH COOKIES........THEY ARE THE WELCOME WAGON! I had them in for tea, they were fucking floored at how nice my house and how nice of young man I am. they leave I turn to grab my laptop from the coffee table. OPEN THE WHOLE TIME WITH A POP AD FOR PORN!!!!! I dont think I'm welcome in this hood.
  15. Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law frank HAS NOT had that covered, he simply talks shit about his former faith.......DO NOT FEEL BAD FOR FRANK,hes done this do himself.
  16. Hiv to the max's hoe looks like this pig I dicked that had the ugliest vaj I've ever seen......shit looked like a bull dog eating mayo
  17. Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Yo Frank gets no ass,go read the fucking thread sons! Frank at xmas last year was amazing,this year should be awesome,it's at me my house!
  18. Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law I sent you that photo lol!!!!!! Ok he showed up to the table,no shirt.....his dad is like woah son get a fucking shirt on. Hes pissed off gets his fav sleeveless joint,eats in record time with the worst manors EVVVVVVVER,stands up with his plate still on the table rips his shirt off and storms off......shit was hilarious. I got a flick.I'll post it later
  19. Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Frank was ganrly as fuck this year at our Thanksgiving, he got mad he was forced to wear a shirt and turned on the table manors 10 fold....pretty sure i posted about it.
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