you can microwave bacon Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 and you'd have to carefully dismantle the whole thing if you wanted a SOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Store beer upright, dammit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Drink unrefrigerated light beer in cans and spew out any bottled swill that touches your lips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActionMakesFame Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Pay for the wheel chair at your favorite "theme park", its cheaper then any "fast pass" and no mo line waitin'...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 This is true, buddy of mine blew his knee out, had surgery, and spent 2 months in a wheel chair, and another 4 on crutches. Head of the line in airports, amusement parks, special seating at concerts and let's not forget the parking. It's easy for two people to pull it off, just say your their "assistant". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 never give a young ho3 the upper hand...shit can/will back fire. yesvague. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Fill a bucket with enough ice to cover a can of unopened dometic american beer Add a shit load of salt Wait 1 min or 2. Result Ice cold beer, down side use all your salt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 ^upside There is no upside, go visit the alcoholic thread you drunken vagabond. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 are you arguing with yourself? if you chose to do so in everyday life, try not to in public. it makes you look crazy. or like you have a bluetooth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 if you argue with yourself in public, wear a bluetooth so you don't look so crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Incognito Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 plain greek yogurt is a pretty decent sour cream substitute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 I prefer that on my baked 'tato. This shit right here. Submerge a questionable egg in water, if it floats it's gone bad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Fill a bucket with enough ice to cover a can of unopened dometic american beer Add a shit load of salt Wait 1 min or 2. Result Ice cold beer, down side use all your salt or just use this, like i do: same shit. different underwear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 why so small does it make it cold instantly ... or? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 why so small does it make it cold instantly ... or? http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0000U3CIW/ref=asc_df_B0000U3CIW2026516?smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER&tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=asn&creative=395093&creativeASIN=B0000U3CIW&hvpos=1o1&hvexid=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=490265664452601734&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt= chills up to a six pack in just minutes apparently. badass device. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 rented a car for a month and a half? i should clarify, it was rented for me by my insurance company after an accident. if youre like me, quitting smoking is a pipe dream at best. however, ive completely quit buying my favorite brand and switched to some shitty cigs that i can barely stand inhaling. its helping with the cutdown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 ^ I know someone who switched to Pall Malls for that reason, then he just got used to those and smokes the same amount of those disgusting things. Purposefully catch pneumonia (preferably the walking variety so you can still do stuff). Seriously, haven't had one in a month and haven't craved one in two or three weeks. I smoked some spliffs though so I guess that's cheating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 only smoked for about 5 years, but i quit that shit cold turkey. been a few years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 havent posted in aw hile but has anyone ever woken up with scratches on there face? I dont have a cat or dog or any of that shit and I dont have bed bugs either. Maybe Im scratching my self in my sleep or some shit but its freaking me out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 ghosts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dildo_one Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 your pubes get in the way while trying to suck your own dick, trim them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 havent posted in aw hile but has anyone ever woken up with scratches on there face? I dont have a cat or dog or any of that shit and I dont have bed bugs either. Maybe Im scratching my self in my sleep or some shit but its freaking me out Wear gloves when you sleep, see if it still happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back In 88 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 I smoked some spliffs though so I guess that's cheating. All things in moderation... including moderation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntflaps Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Those fucking Scoops with seasoned ground beef, queso, and chopped jalapenos---so many drunkenly consumed 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 I bought a pipe for smoking weed to try and cut out tobacco, now i smoke a joint then a few pipes. quitting tobacco would be easy but when i am working i just have to smoke pisses me off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 when you poop in your dreams you poop for real. >__< 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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