acer910 Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 when your sitting on an auto flush toilet, take a 10 inch strip of TP and cover the sensor so you dont get any unexpected flushes. miss the spicy chicken crunchwrap supreme at tacobell? warn the workers if they dont get your order perfect youl call the manager, and tell em to stick chicken inside one, get half a serving of "guacamole" sauce and mix it up with half a serving of lava sauce (if you do a full serving of both its too much sauce, and if they dont mix it up the sauce flavors wont be distributed evenly) and stick that bitch in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini Bus Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 If your girl doesn't want to fuck as much as you do keep this around. start by massaging her feet With it then massage her back without it and explain that if she takes off all her clothes you will Give her a full body rub down and do so for about thirty minutes. Then gently finger her or rub down her clit boom works like a charm every fucking time plus everyone likes a good massage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 That takes too long when you can give her surprise butt sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 if youre like me, quitting smoking is a pipe dream at best. No pun intended? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 are you gay my nigga? why I wanna do 30 mins of hard labor to get some ass? I could just pull my dick through the pee flap and rub it on her leg. psh lames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini Bus Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Obviously I'm the only guy here that gets to much ass girls like to be treated nicely that's why my phone blowing up kid and I'm the candy man get on my level son. That special treatment is only for the wifey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini Bus Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: The wifey is Brazilian I eat her booty hole too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FREIGHTYONE Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 You ever meet that guy who always talks about pussy and how much he gets? You're that guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnout Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 YUMMMY!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bootybooty Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Don't eat cold sandwiches made by deli groccery stores Let the water fountain run for three seconds before you drink Run fast walk slow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Look me in the eye when we are talking and I wont think you are a faggot Shake my hand dont limpwrist it and I wont think you are a faggot Dont be a faggot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Look me in the eye when we are talking and I wont think you are a faggot Shake my hand dont limpwrist it and I wont think you are a faggot Dont be a faggot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 If you need to peel a shit ton of garlic, put the cloves in between two bowls and shake the shit out of it, boom. Keep soda and seltzer upside-down in the fridge it makes the carbonation last longer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Always check trash bins outside closing offices or warehouses. Found a case of new in box auto bulbs that I sold to vintage car guys for a profit of 4 grand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Keep soda and seltzer upside-down in the fridge it makes the carbonation last longer whats the logic behind this? also how the fuck do you stand a soda bottle upsidown?:confused::confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Glue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 whats the logic behind this? also how the fuck do you stand a soda bottle upsidown?:confused::confused: balance or lean them shits up against something i'd assume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 buy it in a can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Look me in the eye when we are talking and I wont think you are a faggot Shake my hand dont limpwrist it and I wont think you are a faggot Dont be a faggot i'm a faggot you sound like a real cracker though wanna kiss fight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allfreetime Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Keep soda and seltzer upside-down in the fridge it makes the carbonation last longer At a company cookout last week someone arranged all the 2L soda bottles upside down in the cooler. I didn't know why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 i'm a faggot you sound like a real cracker though wanna kiss fight? You sound like you've been severely harmed by what I've said on the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 also, whats the science behind this carbonation nonsense? is it because the carbonation leaks out of the lid, and carbonation rises? and can anyone actually taste the difference in a soda thats kept upsidown vs right side up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbie blowjob Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 if someones tonsils are used to swallow massive amounts of stuff, maybe then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 he's back folks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 he's back folks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_chestnut? Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 i like how he poured it in a cats dish at the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 I posted this elsewhere a few months ago meaning to post it here....better late than never, I guess- Bacon Lantern AKA DIY Tiki Torch Clean and dry an old tin can (think beans, not beer) and cut the top off. Then get a piece of corrugated cardboard and roll it up till it's about the same diameter as the inside of the can. Stuff it on in there and cut it flush with the top. Once that's assembled, take some bacon grease and heat it up till it's liquid again. Pour it in the center of the cardboard-stuffed can, but don't overfill it. You can use it right away or wait till the grease cools. It takes a minute to get started, but once it does it will burn well for hours. I don't have a working camera with me right now, so imagine a can stuffed with oily cardboard with a flame on top and you'll be pretty close. Postscript #1- You don't have to use bacon grease...any fat or oil that solidifies as it cools will work fine. Corrugated cardboard is necessary, however. Postscript #2- I have a camera now, but no lantern. So it goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 I'm sure that makes the house smell fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Plus they leave cool soot marks on the ceiling...ideally they're meant to be used outside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.