Classified Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 don't masturbate with soap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tatanka Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 Never give your knife to anyone to "see". Always boil water from a creek or river, hell even tap water can be worse in some cases. when done nutting squeegee the rest of the liquid kids out so she dont dry up in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted February 19, 2013 Author Share Posted February 19, 2013 Ah, that magical moment when someones post count is the same as their age... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 there isn't always tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tatanka Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 Yes sir cuz I am definitely 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 we can see that, tatanka. here's a tip: if people don't know not to drink from a creek, don't tell them. we don't need those people in the gene pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 dont let squeegee kids touch your windshield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoMas Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 Worry about yourself, your loved ones and your immediate surroundings/home. If someone asks for help, lend a hand. If they keep coming around don't let it become a habit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 Yes sir cuz I am definitely 14 umm i believe he was referring to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japillahan Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 At the very least, familiarize yourself with The Trivium (not the shitty band) if you plan on learning anything well. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trivium http://www.triviumeducation.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 umm i believe he was referring to me. werd, cuz you are 19,000 years old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 i clean my microwave by putting a bowl of water with a few cut up lemmons in it ,put it on 5 mins , leave it in for a good 2 min or so let it get all steamed up then wipe it out. repeat this process with a cap full of white vinigar to the mix if you still got some funky food smells in there still. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 How often do you clean your microwave? seriously... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 every other week or so, microwaves can get nasty with all the food splaters and smells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 I guess...but u do realize the "micro-waves" kill all that stuff, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 There's still nasty spills in it, regardless of if it's sterile or not. I will do that water/lemon trick today... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 microwave trick works every time. buy guns before they are illegal in your area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 fuck a microwave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 "It's not how much you make but how much you spend" something an older gentlemen told me today.. we were talking about saving money and stuff like that.. he said his father told that to him a lot when he was growing up. It's good to keep things simple and not have to many things. Keep life simple and don't over complicate everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 word to that look at hoarders, theyre batshit crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yardwanderer Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 "It's not how much you make but how much you spend" horse shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 There's still nasty spills in it, regardless of if it's sterile or not. I will do that water/lemon trick today... surprisingly enough it actually does work. and speaking of microwaves.... not sure if its been posted in here but. if ever you come across a pair of kicks that are just too fucking small but not pass-able....stick them shits in the microwaves for like 45 seconds....a minute + depending on heat tolerance and needed shoe reform. take em out and stick yer feet in. walk around and take em off and bend them shits. works every time. hell. for all i know. i might have been the one to post about this in the past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 "It's not how much you make but how much you spend" something an older gentlemen told me today.. we were talking about saving money and stuff like that.. he said his father told that to him a lot when he was growing up. It's good to keep things simple and not have to many things. Keep life simple and don't over complicate everything horse shit i was actually just thinking about how UNTRUE this is, like literally the other day. it doesnt matter where the money's going, its completely matters where/how its coming in. in this economy, and in this LIFE, a dollar is getting harder and harder to come by, no ones spending, no ones offering any help, the gap between rich and poor has widened into a hopeless chasm thats only getting wider and were left over here scrambling for whatevers left. its like a poker game where one asshole took most of the money and cashed out, leaving the rest of the table just trying to get at whatever small stacks are left on the table. that being said, yeah, saving your money and making sensible purchases, both in terms of how they benefit you and how they benefit the rest of the community, wont hurt.. but it wont save you either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 I believe Mclovin is just fucking up the quote, "Its not how much you make but how little you spend or how much you save" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 i was actually just thinking about how UNTRUE this is, like literally the other day. it doesnt matter where the money's going, its completely matters where/how its coming in. in this economy, and in this LIFE, a dollar is getting harder and harder to come by, no ones spending, no ones offering any help, the gap between rich and poor has widened into a hopeless chasm thats only getting wider and were left over here scrambling for whatevers left. its like a poker game where one asshole took most of the money and cashed out, leaving the rest of the table just trying to get at whatever small stacks are left on the table. that being said, yeah, saving your money and making sensible purchases, both in terms of how they benefit you and how they benefit the rest of the community, wont hurt.. but it wont save you either. If you haven't read Bastiat's "tale of the 2 brothers" you should. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Insightful! It definitely is how much you make. I need to make rent, utilities, buy groceries, school shit, a monthly Metrocard, and still have something to do cool things with my social network now and then. Aside from that last part, it's all very essential, and I barely make ends meet. So...nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allen Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 keep your cell phone time, computer time, and the grandfather clock all aligned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 we gave up heating the house for the past 3 years and i've never had AC or cable and i've found some creative ways around doing lots of laundry or going out. in 2010 i made a resolution to stop shopping and i haven't bought any clothes or 'stuff' since. i'm down to a grocery budget of about $35/week one nice thing about owning your own home and being an anti-social who hates drinking and loves cooking, life is cheaper. my retirement fund is looking ok, hopefully it weathers the numerous crashes it'll likely see before i actually retire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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