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before i go on a bike ride i fill a water bittole about 1/4-1/2 way full..put it in the freezer ON ITS SIDE. that way the ice is stuck to one side of the bottle while u fill the other side with water.

 

i saw this some where else, it has worked well for me. figured id share.

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and sometimes the setting is supposed to take place in one city while filmed elsewhere, and you can tell cause the graff gives it away.

 

I hate when they do this with trains. like supposedly a movie takes place in nyc but the stations and trains are clearly in la. i think midnight meat train did that. off the top of my head.

 

That shit makes me wanna merk sum.

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thats fucking wrong.. shit reminds me of apple slices from mcdonalds

 

then again, a frozen burger patty is basically that (just from another food group)

 

idfk. still, id like to try a square watermelon. would ask for the corner piece

 

tip: wrap bacon in foil and throw it in to a campfire

make slits with the foil & cook said slits tilted, so the grease escapes and drips into the fire, perpetuating the flame while cooking you sort of healthier food

 

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^^ that

 

when you call a verizon customer and they have that annoying

ring-back tone thats symphony music shrilling in your already

fucked ear drums from all the loud music and explosions you

grew up around, take the phone and fold your ear over your ear

drum while still holding the earpiece. it muffles the hell outta

that shit, and they answer, let your ear go.

 

and i know, "how bout you just turn your earpiece volume down,

dumbass?' even when the volume is set normal, that song just

blares like a fuckin megaphone.

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get a job and make money that way you don't have to rack shit anymore. works every time. but if you are going to rack, go for the gold because then it'd be worth it. I rather risk my freedom on something awesome over a bag of potato chips or a sandwich

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