Inappropriate_Responder Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Gotta give it up to morton the one trick/cheat I instantly recall from this thread was: Never drink and drive, and if you do, don't ever throw a cigarette butt out a car window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Incognito Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 write prank letters to companies you want stuff from. praise their business and try and give them a new "innovative" idea that you think will help their business. typically you will get a response and coupons for their products, if not free shit. ampad sent me two 100 count boxes of self-adhesive envelopes last week for suggesting they make flavored envelopes. ...besides that, i do just find it funny 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 put the toilet lid down when you flush. micro pee and dookie particles splash up into the air and stick to everything, towels, toothbrushes, ect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 ^always.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tighthead Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 Does not work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 oh. havent tried it. so its a no then peggy hill - "now heres a good way to save money - instead of throwing away calendars, save them & use them again in 7-14 years" "huhm" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 put the toilet lid down when you flush. micro pee and dookie particles splash up into the air and stick to everything, towels, toothbrushes, ect. not to mention it ends the female/male debate about who puts up/puts down seat. either way both people are responsible for putting seat up AND down * maybe it depends on type of fabric or how small bathroom is...but we ALWAYS put my daughters dance costumes/dresses and when needed, that item of clothing that was a lil wrinkly. in bathroom and run hot shower keeping door closed and all. worked every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexcauldron Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 Does not work. If you're referring to hanging dress shirts in a closed bathroom with a hot shower running then you are absolutely incorrect. I've been doing this while on the road, and even sometimes at home in a quick pinch, for many years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 If you wanna get out of jury duty. Call up the court and tell them your going on vacation the week of the date you wete assigned. Make sure you tell them you have already made reservations. Works every time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tighthead Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Welly well then, I guess my showers have not been hot enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 put the toilet lid down when you flush. micro pee and dookie particles splash up into the air and stick to everything, towels, toothbrushes, ect. This nigga said micro pee lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Thou shalt not spill thy seed into thy sock and then cram it into the bottom of the hamper like it's been there all along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Don't mix work and play beyond a reasonable point. Don't stress too much about money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 subscribe to this thread and check it out regularly, theres usually some good refreshing shit in here, but also, go back to the beginning and read back on old posts, theres some gems buried there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 dookie particles. hahah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 subscribe to this thread and check it out regularly, theres usually some good refreshing shit in here, but also, go back to the beginning and read back on old posts, theres some gems buried there. yo dawg, i heard you like advice, so i put some advice in the advice thread so you can get advice while you're getting advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Fucking LOL! Muss sprehd repz... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Steer clear of females with albums filled like 85 pictures of only their face.. they tend to be narcissist as fuck and are only out for self and could give a fuck about you or anyone else including family believe it or not. evil egotistical money hungry bitches. fuck'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
protester Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Haha, rough day, champ? Want to talk about it (with someone else)? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Word. first thing imma do next time i talk to a bitch is ask to see dat album. Pearls of wisdom 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Man with gun = git yo ass up out tha car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yardwanderer Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 don't bring a knife to a gun fight^ don't look inside your microwave or toaster... just give it space furthermore, if you sell drugs but you spent all your cash on the reup and you stacked no bail money.. you suck.. and if you're over 18 and not at the bottom of the pyramid just quit and go work at meineke or find god.. looking in the paper at these fools getting popped with less than a pound of weed and $400 cash quit now sucker you probably wash your hair too much as well. slow that ass down and get some get right 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Word, condition my shit everyday but the bitches love it. May the biggest man be the man with the biggest gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 LIFE HACKS 1,2 and 3 http://imgur.com/gallery/XhIOI http://imgur.com/gallery/zKC9B http://imgur.com/gallery/luBSE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 omelet ingredients via salad bar is a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yardwanderer Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Oops I meant TOP of the pyramid in that post up there..^^ If you buy in bulk, or shop once a week / bi-weekly, you are being less conscientious of food and money.. You can save A LOT of money if you go shopping more often, e.g. go to the store after work daily, or get stuff throughout the course of your day.. Seems obvious but I bet you have rotten vegetables in your fridge, or else more than you will be able to consume before they go bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_blank_ Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 i lay my work clothes out every night before i go to bed, put my fresh undies and tee in the bathroom ready to be out on as i dry off. makes for an "easy out" in the AM. when on road trips, pop off at rest areas and walk the little course they have to burn some buds, or pop off in the woods. dont want to get whipped with the car smelling of bud. and keep it in Tupperware in the trunk. always keep an etch on you. DRINK WATER. going to beach? out on the boat for the day? fill up water bottles, freeze them the night before. put them in your cooler to keep beer cold, drink the bottled water later in day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 What if not going to beach? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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