you can microwave bacon Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 don't trust black people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 ^ to the moon alice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Always keep it real with somebody. Someone specifically neutral to your life, awesome listening coworker. A woman for female issues and an older man for life issues. These people will give you advice strictly on what you're telling them & what they know about you, exclusively for your benefit. They could give fuck all for these other people in your situation because they want to see you win whatever outcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 ^ allthewrongwords saying all the right words... Anyway, you will die, and not that many people will give a fuck. so make those people who do feel special in your life-the drunk me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'moffthywallz Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 don't trust black people. great tip, everyone I talk says black people have or tried to screw them over (nh) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 if you need a friend, don't look to a stranger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MandyBeaches Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Always peel the carrot from the fat end first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Never fart in front of your first date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 Drink more water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 dont shit in your front yard while its still light outside, because when its dark you can see the steam better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'moffthywallz Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 Drink more water. "water heals everything" Our bodies are made up of approximately 75 - 80% water. Blood is 83% water Brain is 74% water Muscles are 75% water Bone is 22% water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 "water heals everything" Our bodies are made up of approximately 75 - 80% water. Blood is 83% water Brain is 74% water Muscles are 75% water Bone is 22% water "that means your just far from drowing" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'moffthywallz Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 tip by "lil wayne": Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew Blum Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 "water heals everything" Our bodies are made up of approximately 75 - 80% water. Blood is 83% water Brain is 74% water Muscles are 75% water Bone is 22% water Water is 78% water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimgoesiowa Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Living life with fear is for pussies... Kidding But seriously not really. Just don't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 smuggle drugs/guns/people in rush hour traffic or during a downpour of rain. cops too busy. that is all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 when disposing of a body, first drain the blood by hanging it upside down over a bathub and slicing the throat, then decapitate. cut off hands, feet, legs and arms separately leaving behind torso only. bury hands, feet, legs and arms in remote locations approximately 200 miles apart from each other. place head into 12 Molar sulfuric acid for approximately 26 hours. crush and grind skull and teeth to fine powder. burn torso and bury the ashes approximately 400 miles away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Law 1 Never Outshine the Master Always make those above you feel comfortably superior. In your desire to please or impress them, do not go too far in displaying your talents or you might accomplish the opposite – inspire fear and insecurity. Make your masters appear more brilliant than they are and you will attain the heights of power. Law 13 When Asking for Help, Appeal to People’s Self-Interest, Never to their Mercy or Gratitude If you need to turn to an ally for help, do not bother to remind him of your past assistance and good deeds. He will find a way to ignore you. Instead, uncover something in your request, or in your alliance with him, that will benefit him, and emphasize it out of all proportion. He will respond enthusiastically when he sees something to be gained for himself. Law 46 Never appear too Perfect Appearing better than others is always dangerous, but most dangerous of all is to appear to have no faults or weaknesses. Envy creates silent enemies. It is smart to occasionally display defects, and admit to harmless vices, in order to deflect envy and appear more human and approachable. Only gods and the dead can seem perfect with impunity. 48 Laws of Power Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Just keep drinking and everything will work itself out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 don't touch anything that looks like a mushy hairy peach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Bag of Doughnuts Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 Make sure your lady uses a enema before buttsex.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 make sure your lady isnt having buttsex with the enemy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2nd_outline Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 pour cheese snacks into a cup and then your mouth to avoid cheesy fingers 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 pure fucking genius^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 that's a game changer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReackOne Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 pour cheese snacks into a cup and then your mouth to avoid cheesy fingers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 If you see a pebble on the floor in the bathroom. Don't pick it up. It's probably not a pebble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 when disposing of a body, first drain the blood by hanging it upside down over a bathub and slicing the throat, then decapitate. cut off hands, feet, legs and arms separately leaving behind torso only. bury hands, feet, legs and arms in remote locations approximately 200 miles apart from each other. place head into 12 Molar sulfuric acid for approximately 26 hours. crush and grind skull and teeth to fine powder. burn torso and bury the ashes approximately 400 miles away. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 "water heals everything" Our bodies are made up of approximately 75 - 80% water. Blood is 83% water Brain is 74% water Muscles are 75% water Bone is 22% water That's like 254% water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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