EXECUTIVE_FINGERBLAST Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 confront your own problems before your stumble over them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyWay Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 If you're an Iphone having student download flashcards+ F loads of subjects with ready written material. Also saveyoutube is the shit for downloading youtube vids, no file too big, no email bullshit like Zamzar. Lovin it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a mutant rancor Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 ^^^ I thought refrigerating onions killed their flavor. I've never had a problem with the flavor being killed, like i said before just keep it air tight like in a glass jar and it'll stop your butter and cheese tasting like onion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted October 9, 2011 Author Share Posted October 9, 2011 In general to get good a good mechanic you need to get out of the city. Out in the country the overhead is lower and the customer base more demanding. It can be a pain in the ass to drive out of town, and the gas expense can add up as well but I have found it to be worth the effort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojito Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Stinky feet? Wash them when you shower. fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Incognito Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 need a quick shoe polish? use the inside of a banana peel on the leather then buff it with a clean rag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted October 10, 2011 Author Share Posted October 10, 2011 These spammers are flooding my thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 ever have a big problem taking care of your eggs and keepin em from gettin squashed or spoiled? keep em outside! unless it's summer time. then you're outta luck pal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted October 10, 2011 Author Share Posted October 10, 2011 I have heard that in Canada they keep their eggs on top of the fridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 that could be cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 dressing nice creates a better first impression when applying for a job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akrisone Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 -Turn on airplane mode on your iphone before going underground on a subway or anywhere you know you will lose signal, not only will it save you battery life, but once you are in an area where signal can be attained, it will come back instantly when you turn airplane mode off. I learnt this one after I experienced a few times where my iPhone wouldn't regain signal for a few hours after getting off the subway. -When buying anything off a shelf, grab from the back, newer merchandise is always stocked from back to front, especially at grocery stores. -never buy seafood that's on special at a restaurant, the only reason they put it on special is to get rid of it before it's spoiled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a mutant rancor Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 -When buying anything off a shelf, grab from the back, newer merchandise is always stocked from back to front, especially at grocery stores. Always do this no matter what the product, plus i don't like the thought of people handling stuff i buy. They get so sneaky with milk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew Blum Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Dont eat your own feces that often. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'moffthywallz Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 right eating feces are things for dogs and monkeys thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 almost always true for sure. But occasionally it's no special to try to introduce a new item to the menu, or just because it was cheaper than usual so there is a higher profit margin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 if you need to clean a penny, use taco bell's fire sauce (it's free) just put a drop on the penny...or enough to cover it wait for about 1 minute, and use a napkin (also free) to wipe the fire sauce off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EXECUTIVE_FINGERBLAST Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 how often do you clean pennys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 everytime im at taco bell. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 i'm gonna try that. usually when i clean my pennies (a guilty pleasure of mine) i use vinegar and salt. it makes them shine but man do they stink! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_blank_ Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 cleaning pennies? the fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 I think the tip is that spicy sauces can remove tarnishes from metals... and really hot hot sauces can remove oil stains from concrete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 fixed I am talking about that deep stink that cannot be washed away with just soap and water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted October 11, 2011 Author Share Posted October 11, 2011 For foot issues I highly recommend a pedicure. I wear boots to work everyday and often work in strenuous conditions which leads to kind of fucked up feet. I think people get confused thinking that pedicures are about the nails when really they are not, what you get is like 20 minutes of getting all that dead shit scraped off you feet and five minutes of your nails getting all clipped and cleaned. I go a couple times a year, there are lots of attractive young, Thai girls working there and as soon as my time is up one of them will go in the back and out comes an elderly woman who takes care of my shit. ha. Oh, and they got them big ass massaging chairs that you sit in while they go to work, it is quit e service and at 20 bucks or whatever well worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Costco and Sam's club has free samples everyday. I haven't been in Sam's club in years, but for Costco you can walk in and stroll around without a membership card. You can do this a few ways: Tell the person at the entrance you're going to the pharmacy. Reason: Membership card is optional to purchase drugs. Tell the person at the exit you're going to get a hotdog/restroom Reason: Membership card is not needed to buy noms or use the restroom. If you chose the latter, you can simply get onto the main floor by walking between registers. Have monies? You can get a Polish/regular hotdog and a refillable fountain drink for a $1.50 (before tax). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 I go a couple times a year, there are lots of attractive young, Thai girls working there and as soon as my time is up one of them will go in the back and out comes an elderly woman who takes care of my shit. Wait, so the elderly women gives you the happy ending and not the fly young girl? :scrambled: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KARD like WOE Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 take dump then shower.... not vice versa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 please don't share this one with anyone... if done correctly, it should look like this: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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