2004WasAgesAgo Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Baking soda and salt added to water make a great mouthwash. Kills more bacteria, unfortunately no minty taste :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 always keep cardboard on hand. sleep on that shit, its like a poormans bedroll. No shit, really? Fucking revelation right there, is that what all those bums I've seen been sleeping on? It's not like a porrman's bedroll, it is a poorman's bedroll. And hobos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyWay Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Crime, should you ever find yourself in Thailand/Indo/Japan/or any of those other places where Aussies are known for getting loose and totally running amuck, pissing off all the locals, starting fights etc etc, tell people you're from NZ. Instantly they chill the fuck out, helps if you have a tan, pretend you like rugby and are built like Jake the Muss (ps I'm describing myself here). So many places around Asia being an Aussie is just bad news, there's this instant prejudice, and often rightly so, but ya gotta kinda earn peoples respect/trust a little bit more. FUCK THAT, I just tell em I'm frum fuken nyoo ziland eh cuz, churrrrrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Okay i got a question for you all, my roommates been bitching at me when trimming my beard all the left over hairs stay on the top of the sink. Its mad hard to clean, even after a quick scrub there still mad hairs. whats the most effective way to trim your beard without making a mess of the sink? Put down a plastic bag or some shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bomb threat Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Okay i got a question for you all, my roommates been bitching at me when trimming my beard all the left over hairs stay on the top of the sink. Its mad hard to clean, even after a quick scrub there still mad hairs. whats the most effective way to trim your beard without making a mess of the sink? Put down a plastic bag or some shit? Stand over the toilet, less chance of fucking up your plumbing too. Maybe throw a towel down to keep some from hitting the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balance Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 nah, just shave over the floor and bring in a broom and dustpan. easy clean up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 How is it hard to wipe up? Just get the paper towel damp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Also, I step outside on the deck and do a good once over with the trimmer to get the bulk of it, then go in the bathroom to use the mirror to get the spots I missed. We're talking about shaving our balls right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 make sure that if your real name is searchable on google, that only good things come up for it. to do this: volunteer, run marathons, mentor kids, etc. this will all help in the future (ex: jobs will google your name when trying to determine to hire you, girls who are considering dating you will google your name, etc.) but avoid having your name be on google at all, that shit is scary. thanks it'd been a while since i googled myself thanks to my twat of a kid sister the top result is now a graff n dance picture. there's a couple other dumb things that pop up too my name is stupid rare i might be the only one fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 yeah, no joke my first and second name are just words and when i or anyone else google it the result has nothing to do with me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 That makes me really fucking curious as to what your name could possibly be... /nocop 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 http://www.lewrockwell.com/spl2/50-things-should-know-how-to-do.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 if you're already tired and drifting off, don't try and watch porn and rub one out if you live with someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 lols^ here's some advice that I took from ken griffey jr ever since I was a wee lad: stay flexible. stretch daily. you will feel much more agile during the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 That makes me really fucking curious as to what your name could possibly be... /nocop it's Mass Graff IRL :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 dammit, i thought no one would notice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 everyday life tip: if your screen name is your real name, keep it under wraps. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 If you oontz on your mobile device bookmark your user cp page so you can avoid the atrocity that is the homepage of this site. It saves you the hour that it takes to load that page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew Blum Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 Here's a tip: stop blowing all your money on expensive ass rims/jeans/alcohol/system for your car/millions of pairs of Nikes. I see all these dudes who are broke with a couple grand worth of shoes in their closet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 soo true about that user cp thing. i got my user cp and the login page bookmarked because this thing absolutely refuses to keep me logged in if i close my web browser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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UPS! Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 Most of that shits useless. Not to be a debbie downer but I was hoping for some better stuff. Great thread idea, just not as great material. Quick points: -Ive said this before, but if youre under 25 DO NOT date a girl with a child/children -If you find yourself in cuffs or possibly facing some criminal charges as long as you havent been a dick yet lie your ass off and tell them you want to be a police officer and there is a decent chance they might work with you depending on the situation. Did this one time and didnt get let go but the cop made such a case for me in court I got dismissed. -If you have a small amount of weed such as a half O or less when traveling put it in your gas tank, often cops wont think to check there in a search and its basically the only part of your car you could argue in court that the drugs arent yours since its publically accessible. -When stealing in any situation always act calm and like you belong. Dont constantlely check around you as to not draw attention, usually a sly of the hand can deceive even a watchful eye. Also if you can help it buy something small AFTER you pocket whatever it is you wish to take. The old buy something for $2 but steal something expensive is a classic. Also if you set the detectors off if you bought something chances are theyll wave you through. -Never underestimate the power of psychology. if you find yourself in a less than desirable situation alot of the time you really can talk your way out of it. If you find yourself in a hostile situation or outnumbered start actiung like youre a maniac and talk about ''how the last guy that fought me is probably still on a soup diet'' and youll be suprised how this could potential save you a black eye. -Under age pussy is only safe outta state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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crime stoppers Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 -If you find yourself in cuffs or possibly facing some criminal charges as long as you havent been a dick yet lie your ass off and tell them you want to be a police officer and there is a decent chance they might work with you depending on the situation. Did this one time and didnt get let go but the cop made such a case for me in court I got dismissed. -If you have a small amount of weed such as a half O or less when traveling put it in your gas tank, often cops wont think to check there in a search and its basically the only part of your car you could argue in court that the drugs arent yours since its publically accessible. -When stealing in any situation always act calm and like you belong. Dont constantlely check around you as to not draw attention, usually a sly of the hand can deceive even a watchful eye. Also if you can help it buy something small AFTER you pocket whatever it is you wish to take. The old buy something for $2 but steal something expensive is a classic. Also if you set the detectors off if you bought something chances are theyll wave you through. -Never underestimate the power of psychology. if you find yourself in a less than desirable situation alot of the time you really can talk your way out of it. If you find yourself in a hostile situation or outnumbered start actiung like youre a maniac and talk about ''how the last guy that fought me is probably still on a soup diet'' and youll be suprised how this could potential save you a black eye. -Under age pussy is only safe outta state. when giving advice in a thread about giving advice, give good advice so that the people that you're giving advice to dont think the advice your giving them is shithouse advice. nahmeanbra? p.s, that advice was fucking stoopid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 gassy weed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 when giving advice in a thread about giving advice, give good advice so that the people that you're giving advice to dont think the advice your giving them is shithouse advice. nahmeanbra? p.s, that advice was fucking stoopid o really? Again this aussie faggot is on my nuts, go figure. Arent you too busy traveling the world to be shadowing me on a website? Im sure you have some great heart felt useful advice brobro. Just saying, the Police shit worked for me and got a Charge dropped for me. What great advice for dealing with the law do you have oh noble one? Ive had my car searched with my stash in the tank, and ive never been caught with it. Womp womp The stealing shit was basic Ill admit, but some dudes are straight retards about trying to loot. Im sure you get in fights all the time, just saying pussy sometimes you get in situations where youre outnumbered or outgunned, talking like a psycho has gotten me out of a knick or two also. and again, pussy, something you know zero about. Its good shit, but Jail is for suckers(/nh) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 gassy weed If its in a bag its all good. But I know you crooks only roll with lbs. what the fuck am I talking about.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 gotta ten sak bro? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 gotta ten sac bro? No Homo. See what was done there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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