massgraff Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 dig holes for bodies ahead of time so when you're ready to fill them it takes less time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReackOne Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 That's like 254% water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 don't sleep with your eyes open Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 don't? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexcauldron Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Learn to brake with the gas pedal, use the actual brake as little as possible. Driving should be a fluid motion, not a sequence of uneven presses on the gas pedal/brake. Use your car to merge, not someone else's. When selling weed, if your stock is dry put citrus or apple peels int the bag. If you let it sit for more than a few hours it may get too wet though. This will add smell and weight. If you can only find beasters, go pick up some spray candy (sour or sweet) and spray the weed down with it. Let it sit out for a few hours and reapply if necessary. Will add taste and stickiness to the weed as well as a fruity scent when put in the bag. You can put really dense beasters in the microwave for a short time and they'll look fluffier when they dry. Put crushed flowers/potpouri in your eighth/quarter bags for a day before putting the weed in. Naturally take it out before putting the weed in. This doesn't really work for anything above a quarter. If you're a real piece of shit, put fish weights in your pounds/quaps and hope you never see the person again. If you have good weed, don't do shit to it, just sell it. If you're selling shitty coke, go buy some stackerz or some other energy pill, crack 'em open and cut carefully. You can do the same thing with molly and make your own pseudo-ecstasy but it's not really all that worth it. If you're an even bigger piece of shit, go to music festivals with the highest grade salvia you can find and a large variety of clothing/accessories. When buying from an individual offer them a hit of your weed (salvia) and take everything while they're spaced. Change clothes/repeat or get the fuck out. Don't sell drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 so should i sell drugs or not. i was all ready to start grinding hard then got to the last sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lick'n'run Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Drink a small glass of milk an hour before you start binge drinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 it's not easy to regain someone's trust. it takes a long time like building a house or pleasing a fat women, but it's worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexcauldron Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Drink a small glass of milk an hour before you start binge drinking When binging, drink all drinks with ice. Eat the cubes. Keeps you hydrated and fends off hangovers pretty well. I wouldn't sell drugs outside of highschool/college unless you plan on growing your own weed or make enough money at it to call it a living. But if and while you do, grab as much cash as possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freightfisheroner Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 you don't have to front to kick it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blahh Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 when you buy something at a store online, look for a spot on the checkout page to enter a "promotional code" or "voucher code" or whatever the fuck they have decided to call it. Search google for code from said website. Save money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 turn up the car radio as girls approach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FREE HOOVER Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 What song should I switch it to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReackOne Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 What song should I switch it to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbmtRooHKM0 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 10, 2011 Author Share Posted December 10, 2011 Work wear tips: Boots: Georgia is better than Danner, I recently discovered a heavy duty lace which I like a lot, they are black and like waxed, allegedly fire proof. The brand is "KG" and they seem like they might actually last for a bit unlike those standard boot laces which are crap. If you work in heavy muck or water go to rubber boots. Extra-Tough is a good brand, commercial fishing supply stores are a good source. To wear rubber boots it is a must to have the extra wool insole and the bama sockets. I cannot stress the importance of the bama socket enough, once you have used them you will see they wick the sweat right away from the sock. I use a boot dryer, they make em now with no heater which is great because they do not cook the boot just remove the moisture. Pants: I wear Carhartt double kneed dungarees, there are other varieties like the logger pant which have a extra long crotch which is good for mobility if you need to climb around on shit a lot but will make you look like a redneck. Grundens makes a knee pad for slipping into their fleece pants, I cut a slit on the inside of the leg of my pants and insert the pad so that I always have a knee pad. On the subject of knee pads it is best to refer to them as your "San Fransisco Slippers" or "Cock Sucking Shoes", everyone always gets a chuckle the first time they hear that one. I could go on a little more but do not know that many on here are all that interested. In general if you work in construction or whatever keep it high and tight and spend what it takes to get good shit. Also, I do not appreciate these half assed little joke posts in the thread. Come up with something productive to add even if you need to dig around in the back of your mind a little or post something random like I just did. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 LISTEN TO SLAYER 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CONCRETE RIVER Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 When ever a public restroom door is locked. Make sure to jiggle the handle every 30 seconds or so. If the occupier thinks there is a line outside they will usually speed things up considerably Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Re: contradiction thread Also, I do not appreciate these half assed little joke posts in the thread. Come up with something productive to add even if you need to dig around in the back of your mind a little or post something random like I just did. On the subject of knee pads it is best to refer to them as your "San Francisco Slippers" or Cock Sucking Shoes" lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 thats so your co workers like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Incognito Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 hit up military surplus stores for every day clothing items. lots of quality stuff for super cheap. a place near me has bins filled with plain colored t shirts (american made) for a buck or two each. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japillahan Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 If youre like me and it takes a bulldozer to get you out of bed on time, drink water before bed to wake up early Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Incognito Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 i think lisa simpson once said that's what the indians used to do 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a mutant rancor Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Don't fly hungover keep drinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 i had to piss out of my ass at 6am this morning. not sure what i had to do to make that happen but i got up on time. really really wet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 What song should I switch it to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 if you're going to have a huge steak dinner with an extra serving of pasta, skip out on the metamucil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysOverDoinn Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 i had to piss out of my ass at 6am this morning. not sure what i had to do to make that happen but i got up on time. really really wet. Bad batch of Kratom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_blank_ Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 try acid at least once. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 when police are offering free rides on new years don't accept its a trap. risk a dui Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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