HELLA LOVE IT Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 oh yeah, my contribution: if you want to do something, go do it. most of us are in the prime of our lives, we're resilient people and shit always seems to work out no matter how badly we try to fuck it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TugboatTimmy Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 ^Thanks for the advice, I'm going to get off the internet and go help save baby seals or fuck baby seals, or something awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 Don't ever do meth. It ruins lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 when you check into a hotel room....make sure the alarm clock is turned off, or unplugged. That son of a bitch woke me up this morning at 630. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 bribe cops but be smooth about it[/url] 7 YEARS?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 love the people around you. the world is made solely of connections among people. one's life is limited, value every second of every day, do not bear grudges, do not envy, but be positive and always have a dream. follow that dream and work hard for it. if you focus on your passion, on your desires, your worries will go away. --horiyoshi iii but mostly, wipe front to back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 love the people around you. the world is made solely of connections among people. one's life is limited, value every second of every day, do not bear grudges, do not envy but be positive and always have a dream. follow that dream and work hard for it. if you focus your passion on your desires, your worries will go away. --horiyoshi iii but mostly wipe front to back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 love the people around you. the world is made solely of connections among people. one's life is limited, value every second of every day, do not bear grudges, do not envy, but be positive and always have a dream. follow that dream and work hard for it. if you focus your passion on your desires, your worries will go away. --horiyoshi iii but mostly, wipe front to back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 ya sorry about the 3x post. when i hit the quick reply, i got redirected to the 12oz shop generic page, whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 Seen on Reddit Save as first image on camera. Lock to prevent deletion. Show to police officer. Damn good tip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 good idear tom thumb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 never trust a penis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 DON'T LUDEMHOES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 7 YEARS?! cops in mexico would rather take ten bucks than to make an arrest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clizclean Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 never trust a penis never trust anything that can bleed for a week without diing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 ^^^^^ never trust a person who speaks in cliches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 seriously people brush your teeth brush them real well. don't forget the tongue. you need to brush that too. get all that white shit and gross smelly stuff off of it please. too much bad breath out there for people like me with sensitive noses who have to be close to people who don't have good breath. it's hard to forget someone's bad hygeine so take care of it. thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clizclean Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 the world is fluent in stereotypes, it's ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 store your cans of beans on the shelf upside down. that way the small air bubble goes to the top. therefore when opened ALL the beans will fall out and you won't have to pick them all oot with a fork Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLA LOVE IT Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 if there is something you want to do, go do it. don't let anyone tell you "no"... especially if you're still young and versatile. it will be something you look back on and wish you could do again. and even when it's stressful as fuck, and hope seems to have dwindled, you can always make ends meet, if you want them to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManyCrimes Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 YO FREE SPICY CHICKEN SANDWICHES AT CHICK FIL A TODAY FROM 2-5PM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 store your cans of beans on the shelf upside down. that way the small air bubble goes to the top. therefore when opened ALL the beans will fall out and you won't have to pick them all oot with a fork can't you just open it upside down ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 talking bout the pull tab beans i think ^ every store has an employees discount, or atleast a 10 percent discount they can type into the register. flirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 don't be ashamed to get food stamps. i think every american from bill gates to willie york (http://www.willieyork.com) should get them. if an entire subculture can thrive on the food that is thrown away, get some before it hits the dumpster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 YO FREE SPICY CHICKEN SANDWICHES AT CHICK FIL A TODAY FROM 2-5PM! HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT SHIT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kious Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Stay out of train yards at all costs. Nothing good will come of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacky88 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 nice ty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape Shit Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 seriously people brush your teeth brush them real well. don't forget the tongue. you need to brush that too. get all that white shit and gross smelly stuff off of it please. too much bad breath out there for people like me with sensitive noses who have to be close to people who don't have good breath. it's hard to forget someone's bad hygeine so take care of it. thanks. this! or just use a tongue scraper, gets rid of all that white gunk and leaves you with fresh breath. also, the key to white teeth is rinsing your mouth with hydrogen peroxide every morning and night. i've been doing this for years and get complimented on how white they are at least once a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 When you are locked up...wipe your ass by lifting your nuts and going back to front. Youll be known as a punk bitch if you stand up to wipe or if you wipe from behind with your ass hovering. when locked up, beat the living fuck out of the first dude you catch eyeing you while you're shitting then you can wipe however you want 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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