Decyferon Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 diffuse the conversation with your mum by walking into the room flex your arm muscles and say'look mum I have been working out, been working the right arm all day today, tomorrow I'm working on the left.' then ask for a lock 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Why would your parents be angry at you for rubbing one out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 you shoulda just told your sister you were practicing your michael jackson impersonation.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExpLvYH_Dmg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThuggedOutGypsyz Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 she looked really disappointed. pause... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 hahahahaha, niggas getting mad jealous over dudes propers. I bet someone is jerking off right now hoping for the door to open and their sister to scream and shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 hahahahaha, niggas getting mad jealous over dudes propers. I bet someone is jerking off right now hoping for the door to open and their sister to scream and shit. Hahahahaha --saying their mantra "Gotta get my props, gotta get my props..." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Why would your parents be angry at you for rubbing one out? That's what I was thinking when I read that. So HATEBREEDERS, you from some religious family or something? Real conservative home life? My parents would just bust my fucking balls over this. If it were a younger sister who caught me, they'd probably bust her chops as well. I remember when I was 15, I called a couple phone sex lines and the bill came. My father was pissed and when my mother was reading the bill, she turned to me laughing and said "Jesus Christ, $45.89 for 4 mins! For that money a hand should come out of the goddamn phone and do it for you." That was embarrassing, but one of my funniest memories as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnarwalker Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KILZ FILLZ Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 I remember when I was 15, I called a couple phone sex lines and the bill came. My father was pissed and when my mother was reading the bill, she turned to me laughing and said "Jesus Christ, $45.89 for 4 mins! For that money a hand should come out of the goddamn phone and do it for you." That was embarrassing, but one of my funniest memories as well. I also got caught doing this around the same age. Bout the same time I got caught looking at porn online, too. However, I just viscously denied it and walked away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 this has made my otherwise shitty night so much better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the radiologist Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 fuck same sort of thing happened to me. it hurt to pee so i got it checked out\ at the hospital. i mean tears in my eyes from just pissing. my mom came and visited me and ,my dick fell to the side of my boxers and my mom made this really funky noise. That was her throwing up in her mouth from seeing all the herpe sores you were rockin'.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 ive only ever been 'caught' by a girlfriend.. and that wasnt so awkward. infact it ended pretty well. aside from that i was always careful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 hahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 i cant belive you made a thread about this. it only makes it worse for you. but bhahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 hahaha ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRON CHEF Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 WHAT WERE YOU WACKIN IT TOO? AND- DID YOUR SISTER DO THIS?: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Maybe my math is off due to time zones or something but I think it's funny that your sister caught you on 9/11 because every year for the rest of your lives there's gonna be some shit in the paper or on the news that says "NEVER FORGET!". Also, she's gonna tell this story FOREVER. Probably for the next few years it will only be to her closest friends but once she starts drinking everyone she hangs out with is gonna know. There's no way you're gonna be able to hide it, I mean, if you weren't a big old jerk off already then you wouldn't have made this thread in the first place. Soap won't wash away your shame. *edit, said 'day' where I meant 'year'... fixed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 your sisters gonna get into hard drugs and black men now, good job. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 damn dude, that sucks. im still uncaught, but i wont rub that in. (no pun intended) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRON CHEF Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 I don't fault Brad for shit, hell, even I killed a few soldiers thinking about Phoebe Cates getting out of the pool. *though, knowing what I do now about film production, I wonder how many times she actually had to 'walk in on him' before they got the scene. "CUT! Ok, no, let's do it again, this time groan more, and Phoebe try to look more disgusted and less shocked... ok, try it again, rolling? (Scene 22, Take 175), aaaand ACTION! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 This is hilarious. I dare you to tell her you were checking for lumps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 bhahahahaha^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trogg_slayer Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 your sisters gonna get into hard drugs and black men now, good job. THIS. OH AND ALSO................................................... SINNER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 hurt to pee? diagnosis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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