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shes 13. im 20. yes, i still live with moms.

 

 

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That sucks man! FOR YOU!!!! Holyshit that's funny for us. I'm so glad you ran on here to share and have no shame about it because I needed that laugh.

 

Dinner tonight will be a bit strange. Hope you mom isn't making sausage.

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My sister walked in on me jerking off once, but I was like 14 so she would of been 27 or so at the time. Much less embarrassing that way I think

 

I was living in an apartment with the same sister when I was 18. and she came walking into my room one night when I was passed out drunk. She said my name so I rolled over, and when I did my dick flopped out of my boxers hole...she screamed and turned away, I (in slurred speech) told her to "Grow the fuck upppp"

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fuck same sort of thing happened to me. it hurt to pee so i got it checked out\

at the hospital. i mean tears in my eyes from just pissing. my mom came and

visited me and ,my dick fell to the side of my boxers and my mom made this really

funky noise.

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diffuse the conversation with your mum by walking into the room flex your arm muscles and say'look mum I have been working out, been working the right arm all day today, tomorrow I'm working on the left.'

 

then ask for a lock

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hahahahaha, niggas getting mad jealous over dudes propers.

I bet someone is jerking off right now hoping for the door to open and their sister to scream and shit.

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hahahahaha, niggas getting mad jealous over dudes propers.

I bet someone is jerking off right now hoping for the door to open and their sister to scream and shit.

 

 

Hahahahaha --saying their mantra "Gotta get my props, gotta get my props..."

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Why would your parents be angry at you for rubbing one out?

 

 

That's what I was thinking when I read that.

 

 

So HATEBREEDERS, you from some religious family or something? Real conservative home life? My parents would just bust my fucking balls over this. If it were a younger sister who caught me, they'd probably bust her chops as well.

 

I remember when I was 15, I called a couple phone sex lines and the bill came. My father was pissed and when my mother was reading the bill, she turned to me laughing and said "Jesus Christ, $45.89 for 4 mins! For that money a hand should come out of the goddamn phone and do it for you." That was embarrassing, but one of my funniest memories as well.

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I remember when I was 15, I called a couple phone sex lines and the bill came. My father was pissed and when my mother was reading the bill, she turned to me laughing and said "Jesus Christ, $45.89 for 4 mins! For that money a hand should come out of the goddamn phone and do it for you." That was embarrassing, but one of my funniest memories as well.

 

I also got caught doing this around the same age. Bout the same time I got caught looking at porn online, too. However, I just viscously denied it and walked away

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fuck same sort of thing happened to me. it hurt to pee so i got it checked out\

at the hospital. i mean tears in my eyes from just pissing. my mom came and

visited me and ,my dick fell to the side of my boxers and my mom made this really

funky noise.

 

That was her throwing up in her mouth from seeing all the herpe sores you were rockin'.:lol:

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