lord_casek Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 pretty much mean cali's gonna be at her 14th birthday party *fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 pretty much mean cali's going to kidnap her ass and tie her up in his closet. He's then going to fed her a diet of Tyson chicken nuggets, grape soda, cheese cake, and 10 big macs everyday. Then he's going to let her out of the (modified) closet and have his way with her on her 18th birthday. *fixed. It's more realistic, and we know he's going to bait her into the bedroom with an eclair on a fishing pole. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 no my rendition is that the said closet has a trap that only opens when said females volume is > the volume of the closet.. the closet also has a glory hole in the back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 I'm glad we both see Caligula as a kidnapping sex offender who confines women and raises them like cattle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MomentIsNow Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 ^^ LOL This thread is win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Earl, you are one sick mofo. props when I get 'em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthworm Jim Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 i was like UHHHNNNNNHHHH---GET THE FUCK OUT! THIS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Yeah haha. Thats the real question here. Did you have gall to finish? :lol: :lol: :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5JLUXbgGVA&feature=related Hope this wasn't posted already, wouldn't be surprised if it was......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 hahahahaha, niggas getting mad jealous over dudes propers. I bet someone is jerking off right now hoping for the door to open and their sister to scream and shit. :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 This shit is too funny. I remember me and the ex got caught mid root by her mum and had to quickly hide under the covers, but never was I caught wanking by a sister. I think when in the act my hearing goes to that of the level of a dog/fish/whatever they agreed on in the DAO thread, and I can hear any approaching human from at least 10m away thru the walls and bedroom door. And yeah you need to add in pics of your sister of this story didn't happen and you are just fishing for props lol. co-sign this when I'm jerking, I have to turn on my 6th sense. Which is the hearing ability of a blind person or Superman or some shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Does anyone else hear the TV when the volumes on 0? Its kind of like that when someone starts getting close to you and you cant see them, but you just know they're there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Don't forget the Downwind! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 im glad i dont live at home ] i dont give a fuck if my baby moms catches me jerkin it, and my son cant even crawl yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 holy shit.. wtf happened to the last page...how did i become some sex dungeon master/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Years of careful planning? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DABAWL Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 noone else found it weird that he went on here and told everyone hes dick hurts wen he pisses. std? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Are you saying his sister gave him Herpes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Herpe eye beams! Jesus had them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 how did i become some sex dungeon master/ Come on man. Don't live in denial. That question should be taken up with a professional therapist though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Dear Jesus, It hurts when I pee. Can you help with that? Thx, Ifckd Mysstr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RALPH LAUREN Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 this thread made me laugh. then quickly made me sad. realizing i dont even masturbate anymore. fuck what happened 2 me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Medication? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jus[T]DoMe! Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 this thread made me laugh. then quickly made me sad. realizing i dont even masturbate anymore. fuck what happened 2 me. Well you are, after all, a senior member. Says so on your title.:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 And you sir, are a rookie.^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Very funny thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 I've aleady posted on this most awkward situation, too drunk to help reference . Sleeepy time now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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