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GOT CAUGHT MASTERBATING

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once my brother was actually busting a nut.....right as my step pops walked into his room.

 

i got caught up before...everyone has, if you havent your lying or you aint doing it right.

 

young bucks jerk off like 5 times a day and shit...

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When I was 17, I was doing the naked Olympics with my girlfriend when my brother came home. He drove an I-Roc Z, so we heard him driving up. We both jumped up with a panic on our face, and I made her get in the closet. I then ran down the hall and jumped in the shower. I did the whole "wet your hair and make it look like you showered" thing, then came out trying to play it cool. He ate a sandwich, then went back to work. She stayed in the closet the whole time. When she finally came out she hit me and walked out crying.

 

Good times.

 

Earl you just reminded of a fucked up story...

 

So I banging this girl back in Jr. High I think it was.. We were in the shower about to get out and I hear the front door open and I tell the girl to get to the back of the shower and stay there... The shower was big enough for like six people. So anyways I stick my head out and it's my pops... So we talk about why I'm ditching and shit and he says he'll take me to school.. So I tell girl to leave after we do.. Yeah fucking bitch panicked and didn't leave. My dad got back and found her.. Then took her to school... Hahah.. I was outside(cutting class again) and BAM, there is my dad's van(yes a van) and my girl getting out.. Fucking talk about awkward.. Then he fucking tells my mom about what happened.. That was a fun talk.

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Don't forget the Downwind!

 

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I don't think you would be able to "smell them coming" if you were about to 'come' yourself. :lol:

 

But nice use of a Commando situation and propped accordingly haha.

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did someone post the god kills a kitten flick?

we need a 'god turns your lil sis into a predator' flick

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this thread made me laugh.

then quickly made me sad.

realizing i dont even masturbate anymore.

fuck what happened 2 me.

 

say what?!

i get laid a lot and i still, ahem, flick the bean (a new term i learned recently.. and yes, you're welcome)

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wow this is almost as bad as the "i jerk off at work" thread

 

but after i saw that thread i knew the people on this site were crazy

 

It's a win win situation. You've got to realize that you're getting paid to masturbate. Shitting while at work is also a good way to kill time, and get paid for doing so.

 

TALK ABOUT 'MILKING THE CLOCK' HAHAHAH ROFLROFLROFLZ... :lol:

 

Someone can *fix ^ that. If they so chose. nh.

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UPDATE: i answered the phone today and one of my sisters friends just started

laughing her head off at me. so shes told at least one person besides my mom,

who reminded me to lock the door. she wouldn't look at me while she talked to me.

 

when it hurt to pee the diagnoses was that i was drinking to much and had a possible

prostate problem. i havent gotten it further checked out.

 

every day i cringe in embaressment since then.

 

as far as props go, im on this site once every 5 months or so, so i could care less .

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i actually heard today on family guy... "shooting off knuckle children"

 

 

We used to call it "knuckle fucking." We'd also use it as a noun though.

 

"Man, Jim hasn't left his house in 3 days. That dude is a total knuckle fucker."

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