Mauler5150 Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 This shit is too funny. I remember me and the ex got caught mid root by her mum and had to quickly hide under the covers, but never was I caught wanking by a sister. I think when in the act my hearing goes to that of the level of a dog/fish/whatever they agreed on in the DAO thread, and I can hear any approaching human from at least 10m away thru the walls and bedroom door. And yeah you need to add in pics of your sister of this story didn't happen and you are just fishing for props lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 That's what I'm saying Mauler. Supersonic hearing, trying to catch someone creepin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 PICS OF SAID SISTER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CELT Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 im sorry for your loss. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 I think you should run in your sisters room all the time and try to catch her....it worked on seinfeld. post pics of it....revenge is sweet for all. Mostly us. Post pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustofills Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 HA HA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 I think you should run in your sisters room all the time and try to catch her....it worked on seinfeld. post pics of it....revenge is sweet for all. Mostly us. Post pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 I WAS IN THE POOL! I WAS IN THE POOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Seffiks Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 thats a great story Pictures of said sister.....(he wont post do to the fact this is what he was thinking about when he was fapping!!) Masturbating with sister - 58% Normal I was 15 and my sister w as 13. We started asking each other questions one night and I she wanted to know about vibrators. I knew where my Mom had kept hers and showed it to my sister as well as some "clothing." Anyway we started masturbating about 5 feet apart on a couch. She started using my my moms vibrator and wore a thong. I dunno I just never thought about what we were doing. We finished and a few days later we started doing things together. She would strip for me while I masturbated and I would masturbate her. She even gave me a blowjob and h**ndj*b a few times. I also gave her Oral sex. I know we both dont want to to go any farther. We stopped for a month or so. Now I want to masturbate again with her. She said she doesnt feel its right. I agree yet disagree. Is it right or wrong to thing this way. \ now the vote is out, so post the pictures its OKAY!! http://isitnormal.com/story/masturbating-with-sister-23475/ on the side note, people are fucked up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 that make me think of a past thread where a guy said that his mom was masturbating him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 I also gave her Oral sex. I know we both dont want to to go any farther. We stopped for a month or so. Now I want to masturbate again with her. :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck::shook: :shook: :shook: :shook: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 weird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Mpp9Ke1WZw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 I don't fault Brad for shit, hell, even I killed a few soldiers thinking about Phoebe Cates getting out of the pool. *though, knowing what I do now about film production, I wonder how many times she actually had to 'walk in on him' before they got the scene. "CUT! Ok, no, let's do it again, this time groan more, and Phoebe try to look more disgusted and less shocked... ok, try it again, rolling? (Scene 22, Take 175), aaaand ACTION! They apparently gave Judge(Brad) a huge dildo without telling Phoebe, so that when he turns around they would get an appropriate reaction out of her. /TrueStoryBro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 thats a great story Pictures of said sister.....(he wont post do to the fact this is what he was thinking about when he was fapping!!) Masturbating with sister - 58% Normal I was 15 and my sister w as 13. We started asking each other questions one night and I she wanted to know about vibrators. I knew where my Mom had kept hers and showed it to my sister as well as some "clothing." Anyway we started masturbating about 5 feet apart on a couch. She started using my my moms vibrator and wore a thong. I dunno I just never thought about what we were doing. We finished and a few days later we started doing things together. She would strip for me while I masturbated and I would masturbate her. She even gave me a blowjob and h**ndj*b a few times. I also gave her Oral sex. I know we both dont want to to go any farther. We stopped for a month or so. Now I want to masturbate again with her. She said she doesnt feel its right. I agree yet disagree. Is it right or wrong to thing this way. \ now the vote is out, so post the pictures its OKAY!! http://isitnormal.com/story/masturbating-with-sister-23475/ on the side note, people are fucked up this has 4chan written all over it. they write stuff like that all the time on random sites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BELTOLEUM Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 I was 15 and my sister w as 13. We started asking each other questions one night and I she wanted to know about vibrators. I knew where my Mom had kept hers and showed it to my sister as well as some "clothing." Anyway we started masturbating about 5 feet apart on a couch. She started using my my moms vibrator and wore a thong. I dunno I just never thought about what we were doing. We finished and a few days later we started doing things together. She would strip for me while I masturbated and I would masturbate her. She even gave me a blowjob and h**ndj*b a few times. I also gave her Oral sex. I know we both dont want to to go any farther. We stopped for a month or so. Now I want to masturbate again with her. She said she doesnt feel its right. I agree yet disagree. Is it right or wrong to thing this way. Wow on that site "I tried that one time with a male cousin. You are right: it is more than a girl can handle! Plus when he ejaculated it got all over me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infamousscribbler Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 this thread is fuckin' hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 This shit is too funny. I remember me and the ex got caught mid root by her mum and had to quickly hide under the covers When I was 17, I was doing the naked Olympics with my girlfriend when my brother came home. He drove an I-Roc Z, so we heard him driving up. We both jumped up with a panic on our face, and I made her get in the closet. I then ran down the hall and jumped in the shower. I did the whole "wet your hair and make it look like you showered" thing, then came out trying to play it cool. He ate a sandwich, then went back to work. She stayed in the closet the whole time. When she finally came out she hit me and walked out crying. Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 When I was 17, I was doing the naked Olympics with my girlfriend when my brother came home. He drove an I-Roc Z, so we heard him driving up. We both jumped up with a panic on our face, and I made her get in the closet. I then ran down the hall and jumped in the shower. I did the whole "wet your hair and make it look like you showered" thing, then came out trying to play it cool. He ate a sandwich, then went back to work. She stayed in the closet the whole time. When she finally came out she hit me and walked out crying. Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Wade? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 My brother had more of a Mexi-Mullet, and was a landscraper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mauler5150 Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Haha wow this thread just gets crazier! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sik K Brah Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Lulz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CALIgula Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 your sisters gonna get into hard drugs and black men now, good job. or hard men and black drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 pretty much mean cali's gonna be at her 18th birthday party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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