theprotester Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 Dear Alcohol, Do you need me as much as I need you? If I drink you all will I win? Am I winning? Cheers, Pro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 dear pizza delivery man, why the fuck didnt u bring my pizza? and why the fuck did you dip with the money your fucken manager called my house the next day asking how you looked like. --->cd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Dear SMXXL, you better be feeling better. i literally almost missed my plane in the vegas airport drinking my sorrows away because you didn't join me. -noesrism dearest NOES, trust when i say ya might have been more sorrowful hangin with me... if it wasnt for a client lookin out for me with heavy antibiotics..i was hospital bound with pneumonia again. 102 fever for 5 days straight...coughing up blood. i felt like shit...and really looked like it too. i hope you made it to your destination safely. hopefully 2013 we can give it a whirl again. goodlookin out. SM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 Dear Self, you are a jerk, and never learn from your mistakes. Learn to accept things that are good for you and don't ruin them. stop being a loser and go get something right for you, you're too old for this nonsense. -Sleazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 dear my ex.... you have the worst taste in rap EVER. 50 Cent is NOT the king of New York. (verbatim.... LOL) Your insistence on this made me laugh at you.... SO hard. AND Kanye's new album is a waste of time and money. I sincerely feel sorry for all those involved. Including yourself. best, B dear bourgeoisie, your taste, at first, seems alright. keep it movin. single men exist with great rap taste. although in "straya" they're probably harder to come by ... - inj dear self, way to draw out a breakup with an insecure, angry girl for 4 months. she's gorgeous, but that wasnt a great move. go back to graffiti and other cool shit. find a job. entertain gorgeous curvy tall women. - inj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Dear sleeeezeH, i feel you /nh -Dood Dear oontz, it's late, have a huge final tomorrow and all i can think about is how badly i screwed over my long time friendships in one day.....not feeling too great. Just want to get past tomorrows exam so i can go to sleep and maybe travel back in time and not be stupid. -Dood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Dear you lot, Y'alright? Tell me stuff innit. lots of love grdinnit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClownPrince Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Dear grd, Got time off from work n school. Gonna use it to get belligerent and smash some floozies from highschool. How you be? Cheers. CP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 thanks doodle. dear doctors, stop giving me the run around and bullshit so i have to comeback for multiple visits. you're just being greedy. I shouldn't have to tell you how to do your job, but you didn't really listen to anything I said that was right. I went to another doctor and he got it right in one visit, where you took three....AND he charged me less. you're a quack! -SH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 Dear Self Why stop smoking weed, your evenings are fucking boring as shit now. Dear 12oz Come here for laughs to take my mind off the above and it is fucking dead, why you gotta be like that. Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 dear 2013 be super good to me !@#$% 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 Dear Decy, We can only but try to entertain you. Would it be better if I wore a funny hat? Cheers, thepro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 Dear Pro Mate post a sandwich with a funny hat and I will award you oontzer of the year and it is only January!! Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 Dear Decy, Check the 'post your meals' thread in a few hours. Well, go to sleep if you can. But I'll hook you up. Cheers, thepro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 Dear Pro I may go to bed and save that as my morning wake up!!! Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Dear Decy, The kids in paper chase are attempting to revive the alpha thread, I will throw something together if you will. EvilT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Dear Evil Yea man I will go check it out and try n draw up something Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bourgeoisie Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 dear bourgeoisie, your taste, at first, seems alright. keep it movin. single men exist with great rap taste. although in "straya" they're probably harder to come by ... - inj dear self, way to draw out a breakup with an insecure, angry girl for 4 months. she's gorgeous, but that wasnt a great move. go back to graffiti and other cool shit. find a job. entertain gorgeous curvy tall women. - inj Dear Inj, I'm sure they do but I'm like, an asshole magnet..... The biggest dickheads are always so charming at first....... And they seem to know where to find me. Not bothered tho... It's my last year of study and boys are waaaay down on the to-do list (pun intended). Dear Me, Well fucking DONE on your end of year results... I thought you'd (i'd?) completely screwed last semester. Not long now........! Just chill and be confident. You're capable. Keep a clear head and get it done. Bx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 dear christeezy where are you? you aren't answering email so, i'm reluctant to send anything to an old address without getting an email reply. get at me. the shoes are finished. !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Dear self, You need help. Good work on finally manning up and getting it. Maybe you won't be such an asshole to the next girl you date now. Better late than never. Tango ps. you can't date her again til you're a better person, despite her wanting to be back with you. this is for the both of you Dear Ex, I'm sorry I was an asshole. I won't be that guy again. Tango 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Dear sore throat, Fuck you! - Double D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Dear grape juice, *fistbump* Sincerely, mr big dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Dear DJs If you are in a contest run by McDonald's you are worthless !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Greg, Miss you man. You were too good for this place anyhow. Rest in Peace FSTR.666 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Dear dong Hoi Where's the bahn mi at? YF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Dear watchseries, what the fuck did you do?! You spoiled a perfectly good site, that's what you did. Cunts. imad Dear cunts banging on about the snow at every opportunity, shut the fuck up. istillmad Dear nephew, proud doesn't even begin to cover it. A fully fledged Oxford educated Doctor...with a prescription pad. I love you way more than I did last week. me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicbomb Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Dear people across the street Please stop looking at me through your window when im outside.. you know i can see you too right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Dear Rachel from work, Why must you be the only female in a 100 meter radius? You're tricking me into thinking you're a 9 when you're really a 4. The mermaid effect is real. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mermaid%20effect Mr. hOFFMAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crakers Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Dear Rachel from work, Why must you be the only female in a 100 meter radius? You're tricking me into thinking you're a 9 when you're really a 4. The mermaid effect is real. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mermaid%20effect Mr. hOFFMAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted February 3, 2013 Share Posted February 3, 2013 Dear university How do some of these people make it to the final year without the ability to speak or understand english....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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