CALIgula Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 dear sm, LOL...i read the props comment. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Dear effeminate guys, STOP. notabitinterested, drunkgrd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Dear freelance work, The fuck you at? You used to come around so much more. We were close. Rent money needs to go in the bank. -Realism Dear job market, Fuck you too. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 dear rain, my paycheck is hurting because of you. please cease and desist. -sayword dear vegas, see you in 2 days. -sW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 dear stoned jesus and electric wizard , lets go for a long ass walk by the lake then through the woods till it gets dark. sincerely elis das kidder p.s. this is me when solarian 13 comes on and i stop everything im doing and just vibe out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Dear Self good times Dear 12oz What's up? Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 dear girl im dating, congrats on buying a used car...i wish you wouldve taken me with you instead of your "expert" cousin...it was obvious that car was salvaged. but regardless, i took you out to a bar with karaok so we could celebrate your used car. i thought it was pretty funny when i got on the mic in front of everyone and dedicated adam sandler's "piece of shit car" song to you and proceeded to sing it. but it was even funnier when about an hour later you decided to sing erykah badu's "call tyrone"...we had the whole bar laughing. good times! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Dear Oontz, Getting all yer ducks in a row to move cross country's a BITCH! S.M.H. -noestradimbus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facemeltAAARGH Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Dear guy who sucker-punched me outside the bar last night, You fucked up. Bad. I'm not even really mad at the fact that you did it, it's just that the left side of my jaw is swollen that I couldn't enjoy my wings and my motherfucking burger while watching boxing tonight. I'm a good guy who returns favors though, so don't worry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Dear 12oontz, WUZUP!? - ms.seyerzilla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 dear 12oz, so i found a wallet on the floor yesterday. it had $93 cash in it. also, major credit cards, social security card, alarm codes etc etc. im currently hurting for money and looking for work. that $93 could have helped me out. ALOT. but alas, i found the guys address on his license and had my girlfriend use her gps on her phone to locate the address. on my own dime, i drove clear across town (half an hour drive) and dropped off the wallet. with everything in it. including the $93. im hoping karma will bless me. cG 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Dear Cali, If you gave it to him face to face /NewHampshire and he didn't offer you any money from his 93 dollars fuck dat dude tho. - Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 dear realism, i was actually hoping to get kicked back at least $20 for the gas, but when we got to the house, it was 3 kids home alone (around 12-13 years old). and we asked if they knew who (the guys name) was and when the girl said, "yeah, thats my dad" we handed the wallet to her and told her to call him on his cell phone immediately and let him know that it got dropped off. the kids took the wallet and didnt kick me back any money (i hope those kids didnt just pocket the cash themselves though) cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 dear buffalo new york, im ghetto....prepare yourself. that is all. sincerely elis le kidzer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Dear Cali, hope the kids didnt pocket the money, did they look like little assholes? I once found a wallet on the bus, no cards id nothing just stuffed with £1300 or about that much, i kept that!! Dear Oontz if i do something that is completely legal however extremely dubious from a moral point of view, then it's cool right? as long as I can live with myself Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 dear decy, as long as you dont get a mullet. sincerely elish and mustard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 dear MOOGLE? Id have to grow some hair for that!! Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 dear decy, well you are in the clear..do it up sincerely el is skies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Dear Decy, morality is always nice in theory. - grdinnit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Dear webmasters of 12oz, Do you plan on fixing this database error? It's getting annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 dear decy, nope...the kids looked pretty innocent...but who knows now a days! lol cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Dear future self, Keep doing your thing the world is yours! /tonymontanaswag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 dear rod, i'll miss you man. you were the best damn mexican C troop ever had. rest in peace. F dear endless war, how many more friends are you going to take? fuck you. i'm tired of dealing with this shit. F Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 dear Fist sorry for you loss/losses man, must be hard. decy dear summer what the fuck is going on, i know it is england and all and the weather is shit but i wanna go paint brighten up today or tomorrow you cunt decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted June 24, 2012 Share Posted June 24, 2012 Dear loogs (small town dude staying with me) Open your mind man, stop being a arrogant racist cunt and following what everyone else does. Don't judge books by their covers especially when it comes to people irl. No one gives a shit that your going bald and your short. Just be cool with people you don't really know. Rather than try to make them look stupid for his/her beliefs. ps The Beatles don't suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 dear absurd life, thanks for bringing the old lady into my life... sincerely elis six Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 dear moogle, is that an original dukes of hazzard thermos from back in the day?! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 dear caligerlla, yes it is .. sincerly elis fett Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 dear weather let's try not to hit 105º on saturday as is predicted i will be going away regardless but think of the dogs !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 dear smarter generation of the oontz, (not that this is even a bright idea. clearly.) But has anyone ever heard of phony bachelors degree claim horror stories? i'm moving cross country soon. desperate measures may be taken to settle in lol. probably not. but maybe. i reckon it depends on the kind of job you deal in. with mine, early ed. and the steady rise of companies looking for bachelors degrees...which is fucking retarded. i really wonder if they;d do a solid check..WHO THE FUCK PAYS FOR 4 YEARS OF SCHOOL TO GET PAID 10-14 DOLLARS AN HOUR!?seriously. are all these niggas fucking with some hydro bath salts?!!? i was a semester short of mine. and it wasn't for this shit in the first place. but c'mon...smh. anyways...if any of yall know/heard about this actually happening lemme hear, i'm curious. -noestradimbus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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