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Wait for it.

Links or gtfo

What the fuck, skipped out on Psycho Las Vegas for this. Must have gotten paid a pretty penny.

Still accepting applications for the fall session.

Vast

A Dick Named Steve, never forget. Though it wasn't that long ago...

It just doesn't add up, Dylan never forgets the ball hairs. They're such an essential part of the dick.

If I see boogie hands I'm gonna vote boogie hands, 100%. It's 2017, kids are eating ass after a craft cider. If you can't own up to a gnarly shit you can gtfo.

Had a buddy drunkenly tag a cop car with a marker while they were busting an arts show. The cops were standing right there and watched him do it :tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy:. Got slammed on the hood, cuffed and put in the back seat. Chick we were with talked them out of charging him which still blows my mind.

Pics?

Was huge into these guys for a while, check out If These Trees Could Talk if you haven't already. More good stuff. Having a big post metal phase right now.

Now I want spaghetti.

Yeah, or even just connections in general. I always feel like a lil groupie when I go to events unless I know dudes painting. Yo mang cud u sine my blakkbook