Dirty Taco Steve Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 Dear cG, I bet she was on drugs. -Steve- 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 dear dts, yeah, she was...when i walked up to her and said "you better throw this on" her eyes were bugg-eyed, and what i was saying didnt really register to her. i felt bad though, cause other than being on something, she looked like your normal everyday girl. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Dear dears, Happy Easter! 'Tis my favourite 'holiday'; chocolate, lamb roast, cake and loads of old musicals on telle plus I'm not obliged to speak/be around all of my mental family members. It's perfect. - grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 Dear Self Congrats, decision made, moving in 2 weks, start over and move on!! woo Fucking finally Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Dear Decy, you're leaving t'port or is it that other place? - grdinnit Dear dada, 2 weeks of feeling like an orphan is totally made better with rum, cigarettes and pain killers. You're the bestest. - your favourite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Dear grd, Rum and painkillers make damn near everything better. EvilT 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Dear grd yea leaving the port, things aint working here, im gonna go to bristol get a job there and get my own place. Will still come over as the nipper will be over here as will my dog. Gotta finish my dragon first, only really started it today. Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 dear 0 YAWN !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 Dear Decy, you have to do what works for you, it'll all work out I'm sure. Before you go we'll have to head out for a pint innit. Do you get to take it home and work on it or do you have to go somewhere to do it? - sg Dear Wembley, I am going to be in you, this excites me greatly. - grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 enjoy your date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 dear nab, you did it wrong. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 Dear grd yea im down John Frost in one of the spaces down there painting it, need to pull my finger out tho, gonna try and be there all day tomorrow get as much done as possible. Yea pint would be cool, I might be gone by end of the month! Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 dear dipshit people i have to deal with at work, fuck off. thanks, public Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 dear Coles brand Cornflakes, you fucking rock and $3.00 for a gigantic box? oh happy day dear American internet company making headway into the APAC region, I really want to work for you but 5 interviews? plus having to have one phone interview 11pm on a friday night really fucks up my drinking/sleeping life this weekend. Job is a job and the option for regular travel to the US is a plus I will admit but come friday 5pm my work ethic goes out the window. but anyways hire me. schnitz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 dear republicans, FUCK YOU! <3 Caligula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Dear Seagull, Fuck you very much for shitting on my freshly washed truck. I hope you fly into a jet engine soon. Sincerely, CH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Dear Anyone Within 24 hours of leaving the family, I have a full time job sorted, monday to friday, no bank holidays and a 10 minutes walk from my house! Which means I'm sorted for seeing my son. Might have sorted a few painting spots too. Shit is finally looking up! Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Decy, I'm glad shit is working out for you. I need to go find some chill spots in my new area... -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Dear random cunt at the bar, I do not give a shit how you pronounce "MEME" I will say it as it is spelt. Just because the fagot who coined it says it one particular way doesn't mean I have to follow suit. Fuck you, Ipod90 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bourgeoisie Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 dear ipod90, I pronounce it me-me too... its just better that way... dear suburban sushi, seafood extender does NOT equal tempua prawn. why even do that to anyone???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 dear foreman, ive had 6 months off because of the snow, which consisted of alot of weed smoking and call of duty. please understand im not in the shape i was when i was laid off in november and itll take me a few days to get back into it. you spouting off at the mouth and being an asshole when all you do is sit in the truck is getting old quick. without me youd be working your ass off and running a backhoe all day, instead of sitting in your chevy pretending youre not 35 and still listening to a 5 year old deadmau5 cd. count your blessings motherfucker. -sdubya dear new kid at work, youre 18 and have a justin beiber haircut therefore you will stick the beiber stickers i spent 4 dollars on when i was buying smokes on your hardhat. stop complaining. -sw dear ch0, sorry for ranting about work, but after 15 hours i felt the need to vent. my apologies. -sayword Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 dear 12oz its been a while , been good times and some bad times . i am back. souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Bag of Doughnuts Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Dear slag Imma try an bone this weekend, Please refrain from telling me about your petty woes All night, I just wanna beat cheeks already. Yours for a night, Joey bags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Dear vanilla crunchy beezy, Please shut the fuck up on you geopolitical social analysis. Thanks<3 ll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 dear womans sister, your fb update... GOALS: -Complete FFI/II -Participate/complete two more tough mudders -Participate/complete at least two running events -Be able to at least balance on four basketballs like the ultimate tough mudder training moustache dude... ...Maybe even be able to a push up or two on said balls... That's right.. I said it.. BY JANUARY 2013 THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING sincerely elis six. p.s you do know the out of state us having sex loophole is still in effect. p.s.s turns out hot mess means emotionally disheveled .................round here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Dear Londoners, Boris, again? He's an effete, bumbling imbecile. I am disappoint. - grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Dear 12 oz kin, hi I miss this place. Even tho I get to chat a bit and share pics with some of you on FB, Instagram, and good ole phone/text--- killing time on 12 had its good times. I swear I feel behind on news and jokes now. My life is fucking amazing right now. I have theee best child hands down-she will be graduating High school next month with advanced honors and in August we will be heading to the East Coast and I will be leaving her in Pittsburgh as she will be attending college there. I plan on a helluva road trip. lotsa pictures and stories to tell. She isnt as happy about a road trip as I am, she should just be thankful I am not making her hop trains to get where we need to go.. Love lOve loVe lovE to you all. eSeMeXeXeL 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Dear Anyone Within 24 hours of leaving the family, I have a full time job sorted, monday to friday, no bank holidays and a 10 minutes walk from my house! Which means I'm sorted for seeing my son. Might have sorted a few painting spots too. Shit is finally looking up! Decy dood, so glad you finally pulled the trigger sure, sometimes shit doesn't work out when you take a risk, but sometimes ... it makes your life amazing fuckin awesome you went for it! !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 dear smxxl, had no idea you were THAT old, jk, but congrats to you and your daughter. -M 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 dear oontzers i know locally irl, post moar. dear super awkward science defying sunburns, stop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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