HOPE NOT Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Dearest Decy... The expression "KARMA IS A BITCH" took on a WHOLE new meaning for me...I HOPE you NEVER have to get pay back like I did... I was a real schizo kid...total high achieving nerd in school, skipped 2 years to graduate high school early...started working when I was 11, babysitting for 5 kids for $1.00 an hour. At the same time, was a drunken-drug-addict-dirty-lo-down-run-around (hella fun too!!!) after school & refused to obey anything my parents laid down. Finally when I was 16, they just gave up & closed their eyes for like 20 years!!! Sorry MOM!!! Sorry DAD!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU!!! Truly yours, Your Now Very Penitent Daughter ;0 xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 deart decy... i used to do that korean tae kwon doe shit as a wee laddie, and karate tae, however, i really don't think fuck all like that shit will ever prepare you for a playground/pub scrap... plus he'll be so padded up he won't even feel the digs in the teeth, i think it's non-contact up until the age o' aboot 13 or some shit... i really need to get back into it myself to be honest... if my knees weren't fucked, but the boys at the last club were fuckin' great cunts. i doooubt they'd mind if i swerved a 10 minute run like ken? you need to watch, a lot o' trainers i've encountered seem to just want to see you get battered, like to test how tough you are, for example, one o' my old trainers wanted to throw me right in the ring with a boy i was at school with, he'd just been released from 4 year in the tin pale for high end coke running... been boxing from the age o' 4... what chance am i gonna have with someone semi-pro, and twice my weight..? Rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 dear schnitzel happy 37th birthday nurga!!!! your pal, schnitzel dear stormy days at the beach, you look really good when viewed from inside a warm cafe! schnitzel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Dear grd, In regards to the marriage issue with your dad, just tell him you're marrying an American from a graffiti message board. Easy. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Dear khaki ad kill yourself. I already bought levis that are the same color as khakis. what more do you want? are there cameras in my house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Dear Schnitzel Happy Birthday old timer! Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 schnitzel! happy schnitzel day! 37? word. we are getting up there mangs :bday: !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Happy bday Schnitzel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 dear Schnitzel... happy birthday man... away oot and get blootered... dear I_R... did you watch that shit i sent yi? ROLF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 dear jani lane, your aren't threadworthy but RIP i guess. i saw you with dokken and ratt back in highschool. you were fat and weren't very good. you only ever wrote one okay song and had little to offer after that. -fist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Dear Rolf Harris but of course my dear non-Chap's wearing brotha! Lo down and dirty I_R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 dear epitaph for jani lane i hope you read something like jani's got a cherry pie !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Dear 12oz, why you so buggy? -grd Dear Saturday, You have to be double awesome to make up for the fact Friday is going to be so boring. - expectantly yours, (real name omitted) Dear husband to be aka Realism, as soon as you make with the sparkly ring and bushel of apples I'll start the wedding planning. I hope you've been saving, it's going to be a very grand affair. - grd aka the old ball and chain. Dear you, your predictability is as much a relief as it is a disappointment. My lesson is well and truly learned. Your loss, for real for real. - me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facemeltAAARGH Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Dear random dusthead who took on 4 cops and a tazer shot, Ho-lee-fucking-shit, who the FUCK is your embalmer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Dear Saturday, you delivered, fanks stilldrunkgrd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOPE NOT Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Dear Rain. You were lovely last night... Right now, you're totally fucking up my whole day... Truce? Thanxxx, HOPE Dear Kitchen Sink Drain, Do I look like a plumber to you??? Times like these, AND ONLY THESE, make me almost miss the ex-husband who could fix ANYTHING. 2nd thought...No, I'd rather live with a bucket under the sink... Vexxxed, HOPE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Dear bagpipe band playing down the road from my place, Shut.... The Fuck...... Up. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 dear red eye... feel teh wrath!!!!!! ROLF HAH HAH HAH HAH HAGGIS!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 dear marco, when you become a rich famous photographer, dont forget all the little people! (and no, im not talking about midgets) cG dear schnitzel, happy belated bday man! cG p.s. your name sounds delicious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 dear crickets outside my window, keep on rockin in the freeE world..... -Noesr 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 dear nike air gordans... where the fuck are you? you were supposed to be here fuckin' ages ago... rolf... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 dear rolf, i hear you knockin man. been catching the late shaft for online orders myself. last two times now. i think the intranet is broke'd. -noes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 dear noes... mother fucker's took my moneys... and more of my moneys for teh postage... it said in the e-mail my new baits (boots) would come today, they hae not. surely it canna take over a whoooorin' week to post a box o' baits from london... english cunts rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Dear Neighbors, Who/what the fuck is "dungeon baby"? I go to connect my new laptop to wireless and my laptop sees this as a beaconing wireless network. Fuck type of wierdos am i living around? Bout to start carrying a bat to the mailbox abcs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Dear Rolf, you should know better than to trust an english. But...maybe they delievered it to a neighbour by accident? I've had a huge amount of hassle with Play.com recently because a ps3 game I ordered hasn't come, they told me I should go ask around my neighbours and see if any of them has it! Cheeky cunts. -grd Dear dears, if a job's worth doing, don't ask my useless brother to do it. eternally disappointed, grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 dear grd... i know, they're a lot o' dirty wee bastards... like glasgow folk, only they're too far away to assault my nostrils... rofffffle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 dear abcs, it's some strange shit you run up on whilst stealing intranets. agreed. -noes dear grd, video games? -noes dear broad who gave me spanish rice at work today, bitch. i thought that shit was possed to be yellow. fake ass rice n beans makin..... -noes dear self, you better fucking do something tonight, or else. -noes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Dear gf, One day, one day you will die through sexual activities. DEATH BY COCK!!! Your loving bf, -Mr. Hawaii Dear taco bell, $5 box is on point when you're broke and high. Thank you for your support in the stoner community. High5Hawaii Dear First day of work mañana, Please don't suck and get fired. Lol Seriousonermoneymaker5000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Dear work, You're searing into my soul like acid and baby skin. Oh well, dollar signs dollar signs. -MS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Dear sey sey, I just remembered that you were my friend on FB and I've been talkin Hella shit about my gf on here. Lmao good thing you guys aren't friends. Hellasneakyoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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