grd Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Dear Rolf, sorry for your loss -grd Dear Stephen Malkmus, as much as I adore you in one instance you're wrong. The past can be quarantined. You just have to try REALLY hard. -grdone Dear Autumn mornings, you're kinda rad -grd 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 dear Grd... cheers hen. dear pretty boys in the 24 oor bakery... it was fuckin' pish funny watchin' 3 o you shite it from 1 boy with his girlfriend... who may i add was holding him back. everytime you told him "i said i was sorraaay!!" a wee butty pish came oot the end o' my toby... i dunno what you said to wind him up but oh yi cunt it must've been good... Rolferooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fist 666 Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 dear rolf, your posts crack me up because i don't know what they mean, but the voice that i read them in is extra funny. thanks, fist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lick'n'run Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Dear abcs, In regards to your German Montana can shenanigans cool story br0 LNR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 dear fist666... you are most welcome... i probably sound pretty much exactly like the voice you read them oot in... dear Umma... i'm happy for you in the fact that you have found a job that you enjoy, and i appreciate the stashing of my parcels in my back garden... however, if you fell the need to tell me your postal root from start to finish again, i may well have to cut your tongue off with my hoose keys... it's aboot as entertaining as a fart in a space suit... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Dear BBOAT, We discussed this almost 3 years ago, what's mine is yours. You're already set on my will! You get to keep Trigger too if I die lolz -$eyoya0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 dear 12oz, who even goes on this anymore? wtf? -C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Dear person who i thought loved me, what the fuck? Totally thought that existed.. My bad nbb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 dear papa... if you think you're paying me that amount for over two weeks work... then you're pisssin' in the fuckin' wind... i did not run up and doon 8 flights o' fuckin' stairs ever half oor between knockin' my cunt in for your benefit, with that fuckin' shittiy amount of beer money to be handed to me aftwerwards... stick it up your fuckin' arse... from now on. i will be attending every fuckin' joab that you go to price up... stop giving customers work quotes in fuckin' shillings and pence... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{OneSevenNine.com} Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 Dear dear, time to go to bed! yes, I agree! Love, dearie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 dear SBM, haven't seen you post in a while. welcome back? i still have a bunch of laminate and thick plastic rolls (like for stencils) if you want them. i was supposed to give them to you before deployment like 2 years ago but i got too busy. fist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 dear chubbs wondering that myself. ask not for whom the bell tolls oontz it tolls for thee !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Dear body Why are you perfectly happy to drink all day without any food and then the next day be fine, however if I drink then decide to nourish myself it means I'm up at 4am puking my guts up everytime no matter what I eat? Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Dear dears, happy weekend! I'm going to spend my time lunching with my friend who's in town, getting very drunk, having hate sex with strangers and trying to forget. I hope you all have awesome weekends! -grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 dear grd, hate sex with strangers!!! jealous. fist dear unemployment meeting, don't be gay. fist dear first national guard drill this weekend, don't be gay. i really don't like putting on the uniform anymore. fist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 dear grd hahaha be safe and have fun honestly i don't envy that plan :p !@#$% dear ladies who give a crap i am getting better at sewing, i made a fitted skirt the other day out of non-stretchy material and i even put in a zipper. feels pretty awesome i might even extend my 'will not buy clothes' rule into 2012. !@#$% dear weekend lots of events on a potential agenda but will i leave the house to do anything except walk dogs and paint? ol lady oner dear meds thanks for making me forget that pulled muscle in my neck and dear larry, it wasn't cunnilingus !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Dear Miss Symbols and Fist, I was joking about the stranger sex innit. I promise you my bestie would have found it very amusing. /goodgirloner Dear Miss Symbols, that's rad!! Did you fit it on a form? Zips are hard too, well done :) I haven't done any sewing in ages but now Autumn is here and the nights are drawing in i might get the machine out. I quite fancy making the dog some rain coats. Dog coats are either ridiculous or boring so it would be good to get something that suits his personality more. -grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 grd, it was my first zipper ever and i did it on the first try with no form! probably means the next 20 i do will be fucked up hahaha there is a place i found a tutorial on making your own form off a mold you make on your body! so awesome! i keep wanting to do it but i've lost TEN POUNDS this summer! i can't believe it. i hope i put some weight back on.. then all my new clothes won't fit. haha damn damn damn my man has some old work sweatshirts, i'm going to make them into dog sweatshirts.. they are gettin so hooked up this winter haha !@#$% ps here is the link to the how-to http://jezebel.com/5803791/how-to-make-a-custom-dress-form-part-one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 dear 12oz people . had a hearing test yesterday.. Seems the reason why I am having trouble hearing in the only ear I can hear out of..is because the ringing is so loud in my deaf side, it drowns out most sounds. Audiologist suggested these- http://www.phonak.com/us/b2c/en/products/hearing_instruments/cros/overview.html these joints are like $3000. there is no fucking way i can come out of pocket 3gs. He then gave me a number to a program that helps fund/sponser young deaf working people with most of the cost, if not all of it. I haven't had hearing in my left side for over a decade. I'm anxious at seeing what these can do. Dear program, please come through. hearing aids are pricey. wantin teh aids, SoundMatters (as promised) Dear Freinds of the oontz (whom i have been a stranger to, lately) Instead of coming on here, and crowding the Dear_____thread wih all of the bullshit i have endured this summer, i would rather come on here and share the good news. This program came through and I acquired my hearing aids today after just a few hours, my inner ear is a little tender, but I can definitely tell the difference and am able to pick up sounds from my deaf side. im sure it will only get better. I actually told someone 'shhhh' haha Ever so grateful, Sound Matters. Dear everyone again--hi hello, hope all is well. i try to peek in every now and then, but as mentioned, this summer has been a rough one. Love lOve loVe lovE V 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 dear smxxl, awesome, good to see some good news posted on here. f666 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 dear Smdoublexl.... that's amazing news... dear grd... i was gonna buy my girlfrends doag one of those quilted barbour coats for her border terrier... but she said she wasn't gonna put it on him if i bought it... so i didn't bother and told her she could stick it up her arse in that case... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 dear facebook deactivated you again hopefully this time it'll stick !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Dear SM, that's AWESOME!! -grd Dear Rolferino, send it over kid, Alfie is open to looking daft as lonf as he's warm and dry -grdinnit Dear dears, I got drenched, it's hammering down and I have the hiccups BUT there was rugby and food and old friends and drinks...many many drinks. I had a super rad day/night/morning. I think I drunk myself a little sober so I should probably keep drinking innit -happy me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syte Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Dear Sandman, Could you please bring me one of those dreams I've been hearing so much about. It would be greatly appreciated. All the best, Syte Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted September 11, 2011 Author Share Posted September 11, 2011 dear samdman could you please bring me that sleep thing i hear so much about? havent slept more than 3 hours in a night since ive been back. i have never in my life had insomnia and it is up there with the worst things ever. i cracked and took an ambien last night and i HATE taking prescription anything. it didnt do shit. infact, i think it woke me up more and just made me feel like shit when i had to go to work at 5am. zombiestatusoner edoggggggggggggggggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 I can't have drunk myself that sober, I don't remember being on here last night at all. Dear Wales, why you wanna break my heart? Still, you played better than I expected. -me Dear dears, last night a guy told me he had a "you shaped vacuum inside me", very rarely am I lost for words but I still kinda am. -grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Dear Dear ______, Thread, I'm getting drunk on a Sunday afternoon, who's gonna stop me? -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 dear realism... no' me anyway... i'm gehn awah doon the boozer any minute like ken..? dear Grd... you get yir hole last night then? Rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 dear grd You shaped? like shaped like you or the letter U? dear friend I knew thats what was up 11 years ago just never did anything about it. Things happen for a reason though. dear self Keep on it. Keep stacking. -ALLCAPSSERIOUSBUSINESSALMIGHTY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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