laughslast Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Dear work, Im really trying to stay positive. But i fucking hate you and i hope a ninja or a fucking samurai comes and gives me their sword so i can perform seppuku in the next 5 minutes rather than walk through your doors. :) k thanks bye. -laughs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Dear dear folk, things are looking better, thank you all for good vibes, I'm totally sure they're helping -grd Dear laughs, That clip is rad! I'm glad you had fun :) I hope your day surprises you and turns out to be pure awesomeness, I'm gonna have a glass of red just for you now. -grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Dear SmXXL, Can I go drinking with that kid when I'm in Vegas? Seriously. He looks like he's got the same mentality as me, and the same disposition on the world. -Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 dear worker me, please be on your best game tomorrow, if this goes well it could mean a great friend and deserving chef is one step closer to her goal. Listen carefully, Stay focused, pay close attention to detail, and don't become jaded. -red. dear oontzers, i'm helping the chef over me with a fundraiser to start a F.A.R.M. Cafe in our town. This is something she has been working on for several years, and is very close to fruition. This is the only thing i have volunteered myself for, ever, without pay. Wish her luck, this might be the last fundraiser needed before opening the doors to the underprivileged. -red. "Feeding All Regardless of Means" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 dear stoned animal, good luck to your friend. -cags dear eye, why does it feel like someone punched the inside of you, your making my eye socket sore, c'mon now. -cags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Dear Realism, What possessed you to stay up for almost 48 hours, 16 of which you were at work, and then make and eat a bunch of totally kool weed brownies from 3 to 5am this morning? Fucked if I know. -Realismification Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 dear realism, lol. i've never been able to stay about past like 26-30 hours.. i end up falling into the closest thing and passing out.. but then again, i've never really had a solid reason to really TRY and stay awake for longer.. so that could be why as well. if im wasted i can stay awake until the sun comes up, but usually end up dropping a few hours later.. one of the last times i was like "fuck it im staying up" i almost fell asleep and crashed into a wall inside the tunnel. luckily it was like 6am on a sunday and no one was out cause i swerved like 3 lanes before i regained myself.. no bueno. -cags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Dear RED, Good luck to your friend. Hopefully her benevolence pays off. and yes, feel free to use UMAD image. haha Dear Earl, He might show YOU a thing or two. ha Dear Whoppi Golgberg, By chance I turn on the TV and the channel was left on from watching the news, The View is on, and I notice them older broads know how to dress and wear some awesome shoes. Do yo not have the same stylist? You look like fucking Holly Hobby sent you her wardrobe, or you stole it from the set of Little House on the Prarie. SMxxL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 dear forearm tendonitis, or whatever the fuck you are... fuck off... you are most unplesant and you're not making my work very easy... as if having no fuckin' knees left wasn't bad enough... also i am putting the beef back on at a pretty rapid rate... and these anti-inflammatories have made me break oot in all kinds of rashes and hives... dear Smxxl... why you hatin' so much? just let them lesbians wear 3 piece denim suits all day errrr day... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 dear dumb people damn. there are a lot of you !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 dear symbols, i thought that post up there was about to get it in on ACC(Crew), then i read. but i agree 100%. fuck all that bullshit! -NOES dear unknown class A idiot, whos ever fucking idea it was to remake BTTFUTURE and cast JUSTIN FUCKING BIEBER AS MARTY MCFLY needs to walk or drive to the nearest fucking guns store, purchase a revolver, load that shit up and APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FUCKING FOREHEAD! BLASPHEMY!!! -FACEPALMINGNOES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 dear NOES, HOLY FUCKING WHAT!?!?!?!?! that is horrible, horrible news. death to all those to blame for such atrocities, and any supporters. -jcags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 dear whoever cares, today went well, my contribution will make a small difference overall, but it will be a small step towards helping someone whom i look up to accomplish her goals. I damn near cut myself bad a few times, and i'd like to think good karma prevented any of them from bleeding/being deep wounds. If any of you have a F.A.R.M. Cafe in your town, support it. There is great potential in these establishments. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Dear Jcags, it's true, it's true. nothing official yet but it's been talked about. either way. it's just terrible. awful. someone should fucking assassinate that kid for real. -NOES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Dear jcag/noes, Thats turrbl. Just turrbl. Dear red, Yes! I love what youre talking about. A couple of my friends have tried to start the same here. Living in a neon jungle makes you long for real foliage. Congrats man. Hope it looks awesome. Post pics! Also, random thought, isnt shai doing some similar type stuff? Anyways make the world a greener place -laughsisadirtyhippie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Dear girlfriend, Please become my ex soon, I have other women to dick down. For real though, Fishstix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 damn Noes that is a bummer! also thanks for agreeing with me. i'm about 3 awesome dead dogs away from throwing a molotov cocktail through their administrative offices !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Dear southern californios, I will be in your territory from the 24th to the 26th. Please don't beat me up because I'm a Giants fan. I promise to not wear orange and black when I'm there. Thanks, Seyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted June 12, 2011 Author Share Posted June 12, 2011 dear edoggggy moving day and last day at job #1, get on your hustle you only have two months to make/save a shitton of money. life can be very good right now so stop stressin about the grind and just let things happen. two months till eurotrip#4, it will be epic. brokeasajokeoner edogggggggggggggggggy ps go visit your brother!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 dear jim henson lookin' ass bitch in the pub tonight... yes you do act like a muppet aswell as looking like one... what the fuck was that arm waving dancing all aboot? you looked like you were trying to put oot a fire and shake a fuckin' jobby oot your troosers at the same time... i really dunno if you actually had shat your breeks or not... but i wouldn't put it past you... i also liked your chain-mail kintted cardigan, that you obviously made yourself... because if any fuckin' shops made that tom kite, nae cunt in their right fuckin' mind would buy that unless they lived in a castle and felt like they might be put under a brutal seige by the winter... or mabye a farmer would buy it to keep some o' his sheep/pigs/wife warm... or his doag... (dog) please refrain from showing your brutal face and rather proud jaw ine in my local again... much appreciated... drunk as fuck rolf... i'm also available for childrens parties... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Dear rolf, How in the hell do you type in Scottish? Just askin' (not hating) evil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 dear eviltrailer77... i'm not entirely sure... i just dae it... it's only wee words here and there. if i were to really type how i spoke then it would be like another fuckin' language all together.... rolf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Dear New Job, Lets work on kicking ass and not on maintaining the old company standards which kind of suck. Hate to be the one to break it to ya but it is true. Mizort Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 Dear "academic team" Thank you all for giving me your portions of our 8 page final paper a whopping 3 hours before class. How the fuck am I supposed to weave this train wreck in to a cohesive, coherent narrative? I swear to God you three are the absolute worst writers to ever defile the English language. Just FYI (textbook, 2011) doesn't constitute a citation, nor a reference. enjoy our F... evil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 dear dears i'm back the bahamas were nice !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 dear symbols... one must admit...i'm rather jealous... did yi get a bonny broon tan ? rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Dear symbols, Daaaammnn! Must be nice:) -laughs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Dear Probation cmmon son. I paid you off in full a month ago. Where are my walking papers? I could have gone to Atlanta for 3 days and then down to Miami to see family for pretty cheap but your inability to handle things in a reasonable window of time has got me stuck in Detroit and the opportunity is lost abcs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 dear dears word, it was a sweet 48 hours. immigration there is stupid slow though, so bring your patience. i hemmed and hawed a ton over whether it was overly self-indulgent to take a 48 hour trip to the islands, but after the fare (round trip) dropped to $300 i couldn't resist. so after hotel, and airfare, plus every dime i spent while there, it cost me $648 .. not too bad i guess. i got a dark tan and i used sunscreen! very intense sun. people think i am fuckin nuts for going places for 2 or 3 days, like when i went to london or prague. i tell em the alternative, is to not go at all. fuggit. !@#$% dear abcs good luck. i got denied entry to canada once bc my FBI record is incorrect, and impossible to change. i carry the paperwork (that says i'm not a fugitive) with me and have had to show it several times. it sucks !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Dear Miss Symbols, That's awesome, mini breaks ftw! I'm SUPER jealous on all fronts but mainly because I can't catch a tan no matter what. I'm so pale I'm almost translucent. -groundedinnit Dear karma, I must have been a pretty awful person in a pat life to deserve this, huh? Give a girl a break. -poormepoormepourmeanother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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