!@#$% Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 dear suki damn.. no love for my homemade threads! :( haha oh well. tehy luv teh newds. !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 dear almighty dont forget clingy stalkers who use ladders souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 dear SF trip, please turn my girl into a lovable woman, and not the sniveling bitch she has morphed into.. -jugzilla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 dear ooooontz... this is a honkey's 1000th post... and it's only taken me two years... i just lurked the first one... do i need to shut the fuck up or speak up more often? rolph haggis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 rolf, keep the nurgas laughing with your wiley tales aboot the pub. Keep pimpin, pimpin. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Dear roolf, shut the fuck up and keep posting! :lol: congrats on the 1000th honkey posts. -seyseysey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 dear oontz... moar honkey posts it is then... dear self... stop going to teh gym so late in the fuckin' day and drinking that high powered nitrous oxcide shite... it's pralli full o caffine tae... it's 2am now go to yir fuckin' bed ya prick... roolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShockStrap Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Dear Judicial System, fuck off and die. Yours truly, Shock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Dear Rolf, I give my stamp of approval to your posts, for whatever that's worth. Post more, plenty of whack people post way more than you do. QUALITY MUST BE MAINTAINED! -Realism Dear Canis Major, You're a good brewery and I'm buzzing on a Wednesday from your beers. Thanks for that. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Dear mom, Maybe for Mothers Day I should buy you some maturity. It's fucking useless talking to you lately...actually I don't think I've ever gained any real knowledge or anything good from talking to you. However you specialize in shit talking, but that was not something I really needed when I got older. Please grow up, I'm tired of baby sitting. -MS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Dear Realism, I can't imagine beer with big dog as its namesake to taste that great grd Dear me, I know today is going to suck pretty hard, let's do all we can to keep busy and ignore it, innit. me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 dear suki damn.. no love for my homemade threads! :( haha oh well. tehy luv teh newds. !@#$% dear !@#$%, what homemade thread? im confused. <3 ssn dear today, lets have some fun. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Dear Suki, I want to send you a private message but cannot. Please solve this problem for us, thnx. <3 LUGR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 dearest suki i make homemade threads, as in clothes. check duty free, there are 3 threads: lingerie high heels handbags in the lingerie thread me and oontz gals are discussing my latest project: learn how to make corsets. then the girls started joking about how they'd model what i made, and we should make a calendar out of it. but then you mentioned you;d be happy with a nude calendar. happy to bring you up to speed but damn lady. you should be around more! ;) !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Dear !@#$%, I fully support your idea for a gals of 12oz wearing lingerie/nude calender. Please let me know when this item will be available from the 12oz store. thnx, LUGR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 fap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Dear grd, As unlikely as it sounds, they do brew a good beer, although you need to strain out the dog fur before drinking. -Realism Dear women of 12oz calendar project, Are there even 12 girls on here? :lol: Or is it just going to be 5 or 6 of you jockeying for the most desirable months which will eventually culminate in a well documented, excessively dramatic and catty falling out that will get its own thread? Either way it sounds like fun. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 haha realism and LUGR, let's see if i can make a corset mockup first. if that goes well, then, we'll find 12 ladies, or let some of em use their alter-egos. i don't feel like being catty, not my thing... but maybe we'll do a pillowfight spread one month.. :haha: !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 dear 12oz ladies, create a paypal business account for donations. Stop Talking, Start Doing. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 DEAR nurgas, i'm kinda feelin awesome right now for no apparent reason. just sayin. -NOeSR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 dear 12 ooontz ladies... will you be showing minge? rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Dear Realism, I'm sure there are hipsters somewhere willing to pay good money for beer with added dog fur. You may just be on to something. If you do decide to move forward with this my cut will be 15% -grd Dear Calender Girls, as mentioned above my cut will be 15% and I demand August, it's my birth month so I think it only fair. -Augrd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Dear 12oz Ladies you are on to a winner with the calender, get a move on!! Can I request June be a group shot as it is my birth month. Cheers Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Dear guy who sat in the stall next to me at work, and started spraying the bowl with hot OJ, When your ass stopped farting after a minute straight, and I yelled "HOLY CINCO DE MAYO," I was shocked you didn't laugh or at least acknowledge the humor in my comment. And if you want to report me to HR --go for it douche, I'm freelance. Get a sense of humor, Earl 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 dear decyferon... i also think there needs to be a group shot in june... with all the women posing in the high heels they keep goin' on aboot... also, i've only got 1 pair o' air max i got as a panic buy because there was pretty much nothing else at the nike ootlet i drove aboot 2 hours to get to... i wore them a couple o times. now i just wear them to the gym... don't think i'd ever buy another pair to be honest... they look daft as fuck in a 13... el rolfo banyanna feeto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Dear oontz ladies, So i have a guy im kind of seeing. He gave me a box of paint. Pretty much have the hugest crush ever. Im gonna have to sit out on the calender unless its painting. In that case i call September! Hey sm! Ill be around first friday. You been to artífice? Im a fan of gin and they have hendrix on well. -laughs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Dear laughs, SUPER cute, you found a nice one! Hang on to him, they're in VERY short supply!! Maybe you could be the official photographer? -grd Dear Rolferino, BOASTING -grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 dear LUGR, ok will resolve problem. <3 ssn dear !@#$%, i've posted in the high heel thread didn't know there were more. ummmm i dont think i can fit your lingerie b/c my ass and tits are so huge. clearly im kidding. ok i will check those out. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obnoxious Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Dear 12oz ladies. will be expecting some top notch photo shoots with autographs. will fap 2x harder for you gals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 dear 12 oz calander.. if we need a miss july i can come up with one... shit i need to get her on here .... souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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