massgraff Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 dear caliG, i know right? mass dear old people eating happy meals at the bus station, might i join you? mass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Dear 12oz, Sleep tight, and keep it scummy. <3, Catface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 DEAR CATFACE, LEMME BUY YOU A DRINK AND PRETEND TO BE SUPER INTO ALL THE MUSIC YOU ARE. BUT, I MEAN THAT SINCERELY. :lol::lol: -PIZZDRUNKENSTEIN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Dear ultimate crush/best friend for 7 years, Thanks for coming out man. You know.....its kind of silly but sitting next to you drawing and smoking weed while watching futurama made my year. Tu eres mi media de naranja y todo mi corazon. Laughs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Dear Slim. You and your fellow classmates did an amazing job with the run of Hairspray. I got goosebumps everytime someone sang, and it almost..(well, it does) bring a tear or 2 my eyes to watch you dance. You worked very hard, pulling 14 hr days for the last month. You are amazing, and I know you will go very far. I cannot wait to see what you will become. ps. these are just a few songs that will not get out of my head. the curtain closed.. I love you. You are my rock -Mom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 dear Boab... as funny as your story was aboot going to a prostitute with £30 in various 1 and 2 pence pieces was, i could've done without you telling it whilst i was standing beside my father... some awkward questions were asked of me later... dear girls that appeared half way through the night... you were both very good looking and you clearly knew that, but i can also imagine your weekend revolves around attending opening parties for new hairdressers and cocaine... you would be aboot as exciting as a fart on a night oot... rolf... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Dear Alcohol, Thankyou for making normally mundane social gatherings, good looking girls with shit personalities, shit looking girls with slightly better than shit personalities, Mondays through to Sundays and boring sporting events tolerable. Your loyal fan 5. Dear Drugs of various description, For many years we have had an agreement that you would be strictly a weekend thing. However lately you seem to be messing with my body clock which is effecting my 9-5 struggle. We've had some good times, and some great times but if you keep annoying me like you are presently I may have to bid you adieu. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 dear specky cunt in the boozer... swapping your pure whoore o' a girlfriends tampons for party poppers is fuckin' superb... on yir fuckin' self! well remembered... rolf haggis... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 rolf, ralf. /vomitando.jpeg. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Dear 2011, I've got you by the balls. I'm going to make you my bitch. Love, no/homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 dear earl, that makes one of us. dammit. -noesy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Dear Noesky. get it together man. plenty of 2011 left. own it. (if earl will leave some for you) lub lub, es em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 dear smdubbletrouble, i got some things planned out. melodramatic0ner. we shall see. -Noesr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 dear heartburn, fuck Off RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 dear Dear ________, thread, how did you get to page 2? bump! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 Dear 12 oz folks, Thanks for all the nice stuff y'all said when I was super bummed on my pops. He is out of the hospital and doing waaaay better. Fucking strongest man ive ever met in my life. Laughs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 dear facebook, im tired of all the drama you caused. i deleted you today. back to the old way of keeping in touch with people.... ..phone calls. cG 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 dear cali, facebook? what's that? <3 ssn dear IHU, ahahaha you can't read this cuz you're an asshole. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 Dear Cali, You're still chillin in my friend list... I thought you said you deleted it haha. -seyseysey Dear BBOAT, I miss you :( At least next time warn me when you're gonna fall off the face of the earth! :lol: -seyoyayosharingherpeanutbutterpretzelswithbboatthenmakinghimasammichafterwards1er Dear homeworks and projects, I got you by the balls bitch, bring it on. I've been through worst, so you don't phaze me. -me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 Dear Lou, after the initial sadness of your death now I'm just angry that you could be such an utter twat. me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 dear back pains... please do not be self inflicted kidney failure... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 dear sharks hope you mollywhoop the redwings AA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 dear work getting round to youuu !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 dear libyian rebels, give me a time and place and ill have 4 well trained mercs to fight for your side. gahdafi wants to use african mercs well let you use american mercs. mercs mercs mercs mercs mercs. i didnt think i said it enough in the letter. RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 dear cali, facebook? what's that? <3 ssn dear ssn, exactly! hey, how you been?? i was talking about you with "my lady" yesterday. she was asking if i had heard from you. cG Dear Cali, You're still chillin in my friend list... I thought you said you deleted it haha. -seyseysey dear sey sey, no, my "real" facebook, not my caligula fb. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 Dear march 15th As much as it will suck, I just want to get this over with. Almighty real name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eliserx Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 dear lower back, hey. i don't know what your problem is but i know I didn't lift any heavy shit for you to be acting up. we finally got a job. stop hurting& get better. thanks. dear ibuprofen and netflix, thanks for everything. e Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 dear almighty yo i know what the deal is.... is it beer time yet souls dear pismo beach i miss you.. i am sorry i was only there a few days.. i need to go back again.. oh wait i will see u in june.. souls of the beach goer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 dear white supremacist prick in my city, im glad you got shot and killed. we need more of your kind shot and killed. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 thats racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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