earl broclo ESQ Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 Dear people who wear sunglasses on the back of their head like Guy Fieri, You're a bunch of fucking douches. --Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 dear earl, that guy (Guy) owns a restaurant here in sacramento. i ate there once....the food is mediocre and overpriced. just thought you should know. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 dear earl, that guy (Guy) owns a restaurant here in sacramento. i ate there once....the food is mediocre and overpriced. just thought you should know. cG Haha How's your form? Months later and you are still looking for my posts to write me little love letters! This is a message board where teenagers talk shit about petty crime and you take it REAL serious. Man your life must suck. 30,000+ posts, 13 a day! You want to keep adding to my 12oz "reputation"? Go on dude, have a ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 Dear Frankiefiver, The pot calling the kettle black will catch you a permaban. Enjoy, Earl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 dear earl, thank you. thats the second post ive seen by him. both fucking with cali. i could tell he was a douche for 234234.5462 miles away. RU. Dear seyer, messege recieved. enjoyment had. that must of sucked. i sent you a lack-of-sleep delerious reply and if i said something innaporpriate please disreguard. i may have forgotted who you were. RU. dear massgraff, who the hell do you PM so much that your inbox is filled. this is like the second time bro. your e-bestfriend, RU. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 dear ru, people who want to meet up, angry toys, people who just randomely pm me to talk or that i pm, etc. your e-besti, mg 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 dearest seyer, thanks for the prawpz. 24'd. m.graff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 dear sey sey sey... sey... sey... please send me your dried cum story... dear DJ Barry On Safari... please geez a shout soon... eh could dae wi gettin' oot meh hoose... and have washed myself and meh favourite big horse polo... dear Fubby... i know your name stands for "Fat-Useless-Balding-Bastard" but i have yet to find oot what the "Y" or perhaps "IE" stands for... i am too much or a good cunt to ask you such a question to your face... i hope your 25 stone self plays all the classics before A-Skillz tonight and let me do my running man along to apache... dear earl... you are a true gentleman... yours sincerely... if that's even how yi fuckin' spell it rolf it's way to early to be this drunk haggis... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 dear earl, THANK YOU!!! You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to earl broclo ESQ again. i will get you when i can.....if im ever out in New York, i will buy you a drink....seriously. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 dear seyer. i forgot,. Ru. Dear Suki, i went to the animal shelter to look for a pitbull or maybe a black catand there was a cat named suki. ... i am also currently telling you this as im IMing you so you get to read it twice. loves, RU. dear rolf, its worth the read if youre into watered down erotic liturature. i may have said to much. RU. Dear seyer, sorry if i said to much.. ill give you my ak to kill me with. lol RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeSent Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 Dear Woodchucks, Quit chuckin mah wood... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLA LOVE IT Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 deer liver, do your fucking job you faggot fuck. im sick of my body hurting. <3poz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 dear SM, omg! so adorable! <3 ssn dear cali, been ok you know just doing the daily grind. i need to go see you soon. <3 ssn dear rolf, how the hell have you been? you sober? <3 ssn dear ru, arf arf pee pee. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 dear sooki, have more confidence in yourself . youre beautiful. RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Dear ontz, i never talk bout my feelings with anyone and shit...so i might as well do it here since i don't know any of you...it's kind of easier. so i've known this girl since the 6th grade, we've been best friends ever since, in high school she got a bf and i got a gf, everything was great with both of our relationships and we stayed in touch and stuff....but i think i've loved her since forever....and even when i was with my ex, ofcourse i loved her but then when i would talk tot his friend... everything was just amazing, and i'm pretty sure she felt like that too. so me and my gf have been broken up for about a year now, and my friend was still with her bf until last week, they broke up and she called me and we talked for hours and i helped her out and it just seemed like the perfect time for us to be together...but i didn't want to rush anything since she JUST ended her relationship so i've just been chilling, and tonight (right now) she called me and we talked for an hour or 2....and she said there is some guy that she thinks she really likes from her school....man....i seriously haven't felt emotional pain in a while but that actually hurt...it was weird, and w/e i went along with it, and just talked to her and she said "i can tell you don't like talking about him already".....HOW DOES SHE KNOW THAT! i swear ....i don't even know whats up...........time for another beer....... /emotionalguy /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 me again, i dunno if any of you remember a month ago or something i talked about some other chick on here, but no matter how many girls i like, fuck, etc it always seems right talking to this one. /endrant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Dear Doodle, Good luck, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 dear doodle, it seems like you really should just tell her. especially before she gets to into this new guy. you don't wanna miss your chance and even if she says no you don't wanna go on forever wondering "damn could it have worked?", i think you should just go for it. m.graff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted February 13, 2011 Author Share Posted February 13, 2011 doodle dude. tell her whats up, tell her how you feel or you'll live the rest of your life regretting never taking the leap or resenting her for not running to you. justdoit edoggggggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Dear earl and mass, thanks for reading my crap... i don't even know what to say to her....and whenever i see her...i just go blank... she tells me this guy she likes..."gets her" and is "there for me" ....... I've been getting her and there for her for like 8 years.... Dooooood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Dear Doodle, Stop talking about this shit online and grow a pair. You're starting to sound like some 14 year old girl's diary. Just man up. --Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted February 13, 2011 Author Share Posted February 13, 2011 Doodle seriously. be a man and stake your ground. PEE ON YOUR FIRE HYDRANT. go to her- in person- and be like: "you know why i don't like hearing about your new boy? because we both know that we're meant to be together and i dont know about you, but im sick of kidding myself and not going after the woman i love. so here i am." be direct. love is no time to beat aroung the bush. gogetitttttttttttt edoggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 dear self.. What the fuck are u doing here....why aren't you walking on the moon or on a spaceship like you planned years ago...fuck life. sincerely freaks /noemo./umad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Dear best friend for 7 years/ultimate crush, So youre coming home? Hope I see you around man. -laughs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 dear freak You're not dying and not in jail/prison...could be worse. dear laughslast get it dear S_____ Watch what you say. You may not think about it as such, but you are snitching and placing the blame on the wrong person. -almighty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 dear almighty \ \ \ \ go to bed \ \souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 dear souls and now you know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Dear Boys above me. Both of you should go to bed. - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FauxPas247 Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Dear, .. time .. I need more of you, more often, & to sleep more. lemme know. Sincerely, Fp.247 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 dear seyseysey... hahah!!!! the world needs more females like you... dear soooooooooki what a willy question that was... i was oot last night... i'm not long up and i feel like someone's hit me across the head with a bat... how's your bonny self? rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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