NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 dear smdubbble, ahhahaha, . -NOES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Oh dearest Noes, Im hoping you didnt think I was blonde enough to know you weren't being literal. -SM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SQUIRREL Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 dear NOES, how dare you judge my candy intake.. i seen you stash watermelon sour gummies in yo glovebox.. and yeah.. see you in the bean fairly soon.. my relocating plan is pretty official at this point. peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 DEAR SQUIRREL.. I GOT WASTED AND ALMOST SWAM IN THAT RIVER AGAIN THE OTHER NIGHT.. IT WAS 17 DEGREES OUT #UHOHWHATAMISTAKE SINCERELY, YINZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegrape Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 ^no critters in the pee-hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SQUIRREL Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 dear yinz, i had a great time in yer town last summer. that river may have put parasites in my pee hole. but that isnt enough to not make me want to visit again. dear purplegrape, smash. yours truly, SQUIRREL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenShit Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 dear cat, stop knocking everything over you dopey slut. cs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 cali, posted up. red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 dearest smdubble, your a natural blonde...? smash. lol. sooo you did know it was a lebowski reference... it's also okay if you didn't, i won't judge. promise. -NOESKY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenShit Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 dear phone, y u not working? cs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 DEAR SQUIRREL NIGGA, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! -noesKERIA DEAR SM, WINK, WINK! -FUCKING NOESKY DERR 12OUNCE, THANKZ YOU FOR THE FREE XL. FITS LIKE A CHARM! -NOESRISM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Dear Cali, Yup I was a premium before... Just for a month though. -seyer Dear People this past week, Why do you keep staring at me? I know I'm short but I've never gotten this much staring action before. It's starting to make me think that you know something about me that I don't. If you got something to say about my shortness just come up to me and say it. We can discuss my genetic make up and biology, I'll school you on it, I swear. Or just tell me if I got something on me that I need to get rid of. Do I have spinach in my teeth? Hair stickin out? Toilet paper stuck on my shoe? Dried cum on my sweater or pants? Back pack open? Hate my shoes? Whatever it is, stop staring at me! -seyoyoyo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 dear ms. seyer, dried cum? :lol: mass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 dear 12oz... cannot wait for national UMAD day...on feb 14...gonna lock myself indoors and blast some classical music...phantom of the opera status..haha.. sirfreaksanot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Dear massgraff, If you're willing to read there's a story behind that. :lol: -ms.seyer Dear freak, Just come out here and join the massive pillow fight! -seysey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 dear ms. seyer, sure why not. mg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 dear god, I'm hoping you could save me. I can't die, my booboo bout to have my baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 liebe seyer. i know id stare at you....not really jk.. Dein RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted February 11, 2011 Author Share Posted February 11, 2011 dear italian boy from class you make me question my morals. come drink tequila and talk dirty to me in italian. edogggggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 dear seyer, i too want to hear the story behind that. oh, and by the way, i thought all girls got free lifetime vip...i dont know if theyre still offering that or not. cG dear homie, thanks for letting me get on stage and spit a verse at your show last night...it was fun. cG 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Dear people who want to read/hear the story, I'll pm it to you :lol: it isn't a really long thing to read. -seyseysey Dear Cali, I think they do, I just rather support and pay when I have the extra money to subscribe again. -seysey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 dear seyer, i wanna heer it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Dear Runine, Ok watch out for a new message in your inbox, I'm almost done writing it. Give me a couple of more minutes. mass chisimo, -seyeyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 dear sey, any minute now. jk. iloveyou sincerely, RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 dear seyer, my pm's are turned off. can you copy and paste it into my facebook? cG p.s. not on the wall, like send me a message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Dear Ru, Sent. -seyer Dear Cali, 12oz says that you chose to not recieve private messages. Un do that and I'll send you the story! edit- ok check your facebook messages then :lol: -seyer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Dear Massgraff, Clear your inbox yours is full. -seyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 dear seyer, sorry bout having my pm's off. haters gon' hate. but i got it on fb, and replied. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Dear killa cali, Got your reply on fb, I replied back. hahaha -syrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 DEAR DEER, WHY DID YOU JUST RUN UNDER MY TIRE HOMEBOY? IM SORRY I CANT PUT YOU OUT OF YOUR MISERY, REALLY... THIS BEER IS FOR YOU VATO. R.I.P. DEER. -PIZZ.. P.S. - IM NOT EATING IT. DEAR LADY WHO SAW IT THEN TRIED TO TELL ME SHIT, HOW YA FEEL ABOUT YOUR DUMB ASS POPPIN OFF AT THE MOUTH NOW BITCH? -MISOGYNIST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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