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dear oontz...

 

i'm fuckin' steamin' boats... TOOT TOOT ya fuckin' bams!

 

 

dear Bosh...

 

i have heard the story aboot ten times when you walked into a pub with fifteen boys...

 

and everyone left with fifteen broken noses and thirty shattered legs...

 

 

you are the size of a large bus and i would never challenge such a tale...

 

 

your glass trophy cabinet that is littered with wallets and teeth in your living room is more than enough proof...

 

 

rolf hooooooooo ya fucker haggis......

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dear dogsticks...

 

 

i'd go for the fuckin 3's myself...

 

mainly because they're much more reasonably priced and i am fuckin' drunk as fuck...

 

plus they'd suit you in shorts troooosers or a fuckin' kilt... versitile as fuck my honkey!

 

but here... it's your fuckin' money at the end o' the fuckin' day iye?

 

 

hae a fuckin' belter o a fuckin' wank when whatever yi decide on comes through yir letter boax!

 

 

 

ROLF!!! i said fuckin' ROLF

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Dear caliG,

 

Hit me up dooood!

modesto is waitn for you. haha

TCL PORVIDA!!

 

Proudly lovin fat girls,

 

MH.ONER

 

Dear TCL fam,

Hope all is well and still lovin them fat chicks and/or chubby dudes.

lubb for the chubb,

seyyyeerrrr

 

 

dear tcl members,

 

we should have a west coast team chubb lubb BBQ this summer.

 

cG

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Dear drunk friend,

remember when I said "I'm leaving now, want to jump in the taxi?" THIS.

No I won't come get you, it's nearly 3am, my feet hurt and frankly I feel a bit icky.

I couldn't give a shit about the dickhead you're crying over OR why you're crying over him. I've told you before, dump his ass. Stop calling me until you've sobered up.

 

/oneheartlesscunt

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