Hall of Fame

I hopped out of my car to help a turtle make it across the street in my neighborhood today. Some one coming from the other direction slowed as they rolled by to see what I was doing and when they figured it out, they straight gave me the gas face. Fuckin, I don't know whats wrong with people anymore, but I'm gonna remember that car and never smile and nod at them as they drive by. Gonna straight gas face that animal hating buster every chance I get.

Cleaning off this concrete pad in the back yard. It's been neglected for years now and I'm trying to relive my hoop dreams.

that's no way to describe a benzo!!

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It’s my bday today! Got these sweet gifts at dinner. Pushin 40

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yoooo. another common food to add to the list of food i've never tried: deviled eggs. never had one, no desire to try one.

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I think I'm old enough to call these motherfuckers young man or son and not come off as disrespectful. I might take it for a test drive this weekend and see how it feels.

Two sits.

the australian sun is not kind to pieces after a while. Love that naler piece just bold and tough.

Got stung in the face an hour ago. First time getting stung since this story happened when I was a child. This bee kept landing on my face and not wanting to get off. I kind of panicked and was a bit too aggressive trying to shoe it away. Stung me just to the side of my nose. Then another bee tried to get on my face. And I realized another one was chilling on my other cheek a little way down the line. Not sure what was going on and been through there many times and never even seen any bees. This was the piece right in front of where I got stung. Definitely a sign.

Be sure to ice that wrist. Otherwise will probably be sore tomorrow.

Walking to my course after passing the exact location I met my wife for the first time, I encounter these caged zoo animals slaving away for our entertainment

when he thinks nobody is looking