KILZ FILLZ Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 I think the guy wearing headphones and pushing shipping carts in the parking lot may have this one locked up 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 (edited) @KILZ FILLZthats bc you live in a warm climate. Fuck that job. i would say a front desk greeter at a nature center or aquarium. If I could pay bills doing that I 100% would Edited July 19, 2022 by Dark_Knight Auto corrects 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 19, 2022 Author Share Posted July 19, 2022 True true I don’t have to consider the snow or rain… or extremely hot either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 Boob inspector. Depends what shit you're into. Would be cool to work in one of the National Parks. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 I am leaning toward graveyard shift security for a museum or a business building of some sort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 12oz Moderator 2 1 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 42 minutes ago, ndv said: I am leaning toward graveyard shift security for a museum or a business building of some sort. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 2 minutes ago, Dark_Knight said: Is that what he did for a job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 But on the serious - I guess I would dig being a writer or a poet if that would sustain the empire 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 2 hours ago, KILZ FILLZ said: I think the guy wearing headphones and pushing shipping carts in the parking lot may have this one locked up Bro. This was actually my first job while I was still in highschool. Some days I would clock in and walk across the parking lot to the dollar theatre and catch a movie. When I realized they didn't even know I existed there, I started clocking in before school and I would swing by on my way out of school to clock out. I was gettin paid son. 1 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 Hands down rich people camp grounds keeper in a place like Tahoe. I’m basically describing my uncles old gig of like 15 years. This mf *had the absolute sickest private waterfront cabin year round and only had to stock toilet paper or deal with a little light landscaping most of the time. The rest consisted of keeping a few rich hippies happy for 2/3 months out of the year. Before that he was a Yellowstone ranger but not on the actual force. Guys had the best jobs. 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 5 hours ago, One Man Banned said: Boob inspector. Depends what shit you're into. I'm into boobs - so this sounds fantastic! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 Believe it or not, pussy hole inspector. It's a lot more of a chill/fun job than it sounds, actually relieves more stress than it causes. Some people call it stay at home husband. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 5 hours ago, Deine Mudder said: I'm into boobs - so this sounds fantastic! I’m surprised you would not strive to be a pizza dictator. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 46 minutes ago, Mercer said: Believe it or not, pussy hole inspector. It's a lot more of a chill/fun job than it sounds, actually relieves more stress than it causes. Some people call it stay at home husband. Or they call it a gynecologist. If you the big G and inspecting all the pussies? You going to see a lot of nastys. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 2 hours ago, LUGR said: I’m surprised you would not strive to be a pizza dictator. I already am a pizza dictator 💁♂️ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 I actually really like my job when my managers don't screw me or set me up to fail and when the customers aren't just completely wrong. That's like 2 days a month at this point, and my 38-going-on-75 year old joints can't take it for too many more years... I just wanna win the lottery and be a picker 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 9 hours ago, LUGR said: Or they call it a gynecologist. If you the big G and inspecting all the pussies? You going to see a lot of nastys. I've actually thought about what this job would be like. It can't be that good, you're either smelling/looking at something putrid , or trying to tuck your boner. Sometimes both. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 3 hours ago, Fist 666 said: I actually really like my job when my managers don't screw me or set me up to fail and when the customers aren't just completely wrong. That's like 2 days a month at this point, and my 38-going-on-75 year old joints can't take it for too many more years... I just wanna win the lottery and be a picker I think picker would be fun too. One of my favorite things to do was rifle through old filing cabinets in abandoned buildings. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 3 hours ago, mr.yuck said: I think picker would be fun too. One of my favorite things to do was rifle through old filing cabinets in abandoned buildings. I miss going into bandos. It’s been a long time. Too long. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 9 minutes ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: I miss going into bandos. It’s been a long time. Too long. You know what's more exciting? Going into non bandos and having a look around. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 22 hours ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: Hands down rich people camp grounds keeper in a place like Tahoe. I’m basically describing my uncles old gig of like 15 years. This mf *had the absolute sickest private waterfront cabin year round and only had to stock toilet paper or deal with a little light landscaping most of the time. The rest consisted of keeping a few rich hippies happy for 2/3 months out of the year. Before that he was a Yellowstone ranger but not on the actual force. Guys had the best jobs. i have met a lot of people who manage RV parks and campgrounds — when the campground has nicer clientele they have it pretty good. amazing retirement gig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 Marshalling the local golf course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 Yo Vanna White's job is pretty chill. They should let her smoke blunts while she's just standing there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 Movie theater projector operator in a small town in current year. That shit is pure easy mode 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesu Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 Our site electrician's foreman drives site to site all day drinking tea chatting to contractors see if they have any issues ( never do) chat to site managers about issues ( never any ) go home, repeat. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 The lifeguards at my apartments pool seem to have a pretty mellow run of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 3 hours ago, morton said: The lifeguards at my apartments pool seem to have a pretty mellow run of it. i've been this guy. it's not bad, usually there's cleaning involved. cleaning public hot tubs is... it will change your mind on public hot tubs 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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