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Diesu

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  1. Posh part Birkenhead Real Scouses would of called him a Woolyback
  2. Where in Mersyside is your Dad from? I used to Work up there in the 90's..
  3. Eh? Fulham just got promoted and have the Champions bounce factor that's why they got the draw, caught LFC cold.
  4. Our site electrician's foreman drives site to site all day drinking tea chatting to contractors see if they have any issues ( never do) chat to site managers about issues ( never any ) go home, repeat.
  5. Being Lefty handwriting was always a cunt mission because my hand smudged whatever i'd just written left to right so holding the hand off the page while pushing the pen down becomes tiring after a few lines. Do banging flare tags tho
  6. I said my peace Chrissy
  7. Thats because its set in England where nobody gives a fuck about gangly negroes.
  8. Surely just eat Chinese take out
  9. Seen would be awful but smoking stogies while painting without a mask for 40 odd years somethings gotta give
  10. Don't really care if he didn't tour all his dates. Everything brother put on wax was hip hop hall of fame. Toast to the most..
  11. My fren used to hang at the counter of tool hire stores pretending to be on his phone but 'overhearing' tradesmen rent tools and plant machine on their trade account scoping their account conformation code (usually verbally exchanged). Then hop across town to another branch 'renting' $$$ worth of expensive tools to that account then selling them for profittttt$$$$.
  12. Erm.. i think no.3 is a convicted pedophile
  13. Another time I had just moved into a new place in which a new kitchen and bathroom had been fitted. I had just got home from work early on the friday feeling pretty good about a fresh new pad and decided to whack off while sitting on the sofa in the front room. There was a knock at the front door and the guy who tiled the bathroom was stood there smirking trying not to laugh saying he'd left some tools in the back garden. He must of had a quick look in the window before knocking and seen me pumping to heaven
  14. Sat in a local pub 12 hours after dropping acid on a Sunday my mate's were laughing at me tripping balls and basically getting slowly drunk on top of the drugs.. I couldn't stop giggling then one friend started spinning a pool ball on the table, me mesmerised he then slapped it hard across the room which I found hysterical and shat my pants. Realising what i'd done i quickly headed for the bathroom whipped off my boxers and bunged em down behind the toilet all while giggling and having paranoia waves. Went back in the bar thinking i'd got away with it but wearing light Khaki pants everyone had seen the stain .
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