Diesu

🤣🤣

Far and Away

My fren used to hang at the counter of tool hire stores pretending to be on his phone but 'overhearing' tradesmen rent tools and plant machine on their trade account scoping their account conformation code (usually verbally exchanged). Then hop across town to another branch 'renting' $$$ worth of expensive tools to that account then selling them for profittttt$$$$.

Yeah should of been Deicide

Erm.. i think no.3 is a convicted pedophile 🤔

😆

He sprays the streets with red stuff so he kinda is

Another time I had just moved into a new place in which a new kitchen and bathroom had been fitted. I had just got home from work early on the friday feeling pretty good about a fresh new pad and decided to whack off while sitting on the sofa in the front room. There was a knock at the front door and the guy who tiled the bathroom was stood there smirking trying not to laugh saying he'd left some tools in the back garden. He must of had a quick look in the window before knocking and seen me pumping to heaven 🍆